Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus - Christianity Etc (2)

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 12:24pm On May 13, 2017*

[quote author=ceometromedia post=56475462][/quote]I believe GOD gave us a brain for a reason.

It doesn't look like this man used his.

Sad

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 12:24pm On May 13, 2017

ceometromedia:
http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/

This is the best news I have ever read on Nairaland. grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by smith666999(m): 12:24pm On May 13, 2017

where is the video evidence

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by hahn(m): 12:24pm On May 13, 2017

Awwww. If only someone had told him that the Jewish god is non existent or incompetent at best this wouldn't have happened

Good news is that the alligators had a large breakfast. Everything is God's will

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Evergreen4(m): 12:25pm On May 13, 2017

Stupidity at it's peak. He was well "chopped".

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 12:25pm On May 13, 2017*

Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by b3llo(m): 12:25pm On May 13, 2017

God can't be mocked

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by dangotesmummy: 12:25pm On May 13, 2017

See one of the clowns disgracing Christianity and bringing Christianity to disrepute. Its jesters like this pastor that makes atheists feel justified

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by sisisioge: 12:26pm On May 13, 2017

Hmmmm...thou shall not put God to test! Asinu!

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 12:27pm On May 13, 2017

“They finished him in a couple of minutes. All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.” said Deacon Nkosi.

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by RaptorX: 12:27pm On May 13, 2017

Fake story, Mpumalanga is in South Africa not Zimbabwe.

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by lonelydora: 12:27pm On May 13, 2017

dhardline:
He could have tried it first in a swimming pool na..

The Holy Bible says... Do not put the Lord your God to test.

Most pastors don't read this portion of the bible

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by xynerise: 12:28pm On May 13, 2017

Ode

Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 12:28pm On May 13, 2017

He was walking on crocodile instead of water

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by AngelicBeing: 12:28pm On May 13, 2017

sukkot:
crocodile chop better pastoral meat

Hian

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 12:28pm On May 13, 2017

Shoki is the perfect dance for this news.

Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Charly68: 12:31pm On May 13, 2017

The way people interpret Bible self get as e be this days ooo! Abi which kind wahala be this ?

Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by sukkot: 12:31pm On May 13, 2017

AngelicBeing:
Hian

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5282346_img20170417wa0030_jpeg7719ba47cbae63185a322c86046d0f95 grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Dreament(m): 12:31pm On May 13, 2017

Am so suprised to see this on front page. this is not the nairaland I used to know. seun retrain Ur moderator. bring back our nairaland.

Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by lumzybo: 12:31pm On May 13, 2017

How come there is no pix or video? Are u telling me no1 went there with a fone?

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 12:31pm On May 13, 2017

Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Adeoba10(m): 12:32pm On May 13, 2017

This news sweet me die.... I roff it grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by EleazarE: 12:33pm On May 13, 2017

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nerodenero:
Nigerian Pastors will never try this. It can only happen in Kenya, Zimbabwe and that xenophobic country. Our pastors love life, they don't practice what they preach

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by mu2sa2: 12:34pm On May 13, 2017

That's how one pastor was preaching that he brought a dead person back to life because he was imbued with the power of jesus and jesus is the same testerday, today and tomorrow!

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by mach98(m): 12:35pm On May 13, 2017

crocodiles be like

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by UncutSk(m): 12:35pm On May 13, 2017

Hilarious

Jonah swallowed by crocodiles

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by hahn(m): 12:36pm On May 13, 2017

NwamaziNwaAro:

It's either his jazz failed him

Or

He was mentally unstable.

But one thing is certain; God didn't ask him to do that...

So he was solely on his own.

How can you be so sure? Did Jehovah tell you this itself? Don't you know Jehovah's track record of failure and disappointment speaks for itself?

Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by AngelicBeing: 12:37pm On May 13, 2017

sukkot:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5282346_img20170417wa0030_jpeg7719ba47cbae63185a322c86046d0f95

God did not send him on that errand, he sent himself and got served with the devils dinner, all these pastors sef, besides when are you answering your global call, it seems you are making money (unrighteous mammon ) at the expense of soul winning , you need my olokpa friend to flog you into mission field, you better act fast or else you will be swallowed by Jonah's whale in Nineveh, oya olokpa flog sukkot for disobeying the heavenly commission for mundane things