1: The love birds- This ones are super glue if you take a step further you must marry them.

2: The no dating type: This ones don't believe in love. Anything love disguise them...

3: The friend zone type: This type of chicks can Friendzone for naija... There friendzoning is so strong that you just can't escape except you a really really good alpha who can read the signs and run ASAP.... You try romacing... Super friend zone.

4: I don't have chicks aka I no get o: choi this kind of this chicks never have.. They will come to your place and complain Francis change this na, You don't have a chair, Francis do this as if her father is otedela.
If you ask dem for one 1 naira... See resitation of peom.

5: The chop stick chicks: aka chop chop... This kind of chick barely know how to cook. If they have a little opportunity with you they will wreck you like miley Cyrus.... Recking balls. Shoprite babes.

6: Beggi beggi chick: This type can beg you for toothpick. They got no pity even if you it's your last they will still beg.

7: No shame chick: Recently came across one... Suprisely she choke the air with her unclassified ass. In public. 3times she did that and was laffing. If you dont understand she mess.. lolz

8: I cant say no: This type to me it's good and same time bad...�� if you want to kill them wouldn't talk, you ask for hmmm hmmm hmmm....They will still do.. Keeping you hanging with thought and been scared.

9: independent chick: choi this kind of gals are rare oo.. Came across one once unfortunately, I didn't date her cause she was too possessive aka alpha ladies.... this chicks wouldn't let you pay there tfare or they prefer doing everything spending... only been with one for 2weeks. Just Platonic relationship.

10: Shy shy baby: Chineke i swear i love this kind of chick. And they can be annoying and hard to understand. They can shy for africa. Most look more cute been shy. If this kind of babe like you.. if you not good at reading women signs or you cant make dem talk. You go run...

11: Owo blow chick: Never meet this kind of chick. But got friends who have.. Hopefully i will some day..winks.
This kind of babes don't want your money if they like you. She will Behind you up, spend for you... in fact you get so uncomfortable, appreciating and feeling lucky...Am looking for one ooo sha sha..ehn ehn ehn.

12: Church type: This one form like they control the whole church. If you talk dirty or try romance dem. See quoting .. Well most are pretending good with backyard business... You will see they in dark arena, MECHANIC shop, bush or underground. Not all oo

13: Emotional chick: This kind are so emotional if you tell them " I hate you " see cry and innocent face. In fact there emotional side can make you fall in love...

14: Ass whispers: Mehn this type are wrestlers, bullies and fighters. You Bleep up "20 man shall fall that day if you cross my lane oo" This kind got no heart at all...

15: Na you go run: ehn never been with one before... ehn this types are what we call "Mama" Opko" I call them "Classic 212" lolz if you like take, igbo, baby opku, orojin, trams, Viga, dem still dey strong... I will never meet one IJN.

16: Hide my feeling.. This ones will like you to show you or give you sign na wahala. TODAY dey will show you sign tomorrow day will start acting like our nollywood jim iyke . If you toast dem... Dey attitude and looking will freask you out... Until you last last find out she likes you.Last man standing.

17: God's Hand... This type are so caring dey attitude can make you think she loves you. Unaware it's her nature.

18: Too big: This type can cause road accident, war, fight or quarrel between guys with there front and back.... I call dem careless... there appearance alone will give you a second thought to run... And she might not be like that..... To woo dem will choke off your moral......


Exposing guys soon

Lalasticala, ishilove, tosyne2much

I'm 1, 9 and 10

after all your long story ...which is not complete ..





mine is not even there....mtchewwwww next

Jessidaisy4:
I'm 1, 9 and 10

really.u look cute in ur pix tho

chai ...... !!! very good post .... no mind all these girls, they can form for nothing !!

Op forgot to add the understandable type of chick, this type will pest you, make you follow them up and down and even eat ur money but when you ask them out, they give hundred reasons why they can't date you and even act like they never knew you b4

(Falls from mango tree)
11 and 13 got me laffing. Which one is Owo blow chick and emotional chick

Dycaptain:
Op forgot to add the understandable type of chick, this type will pest you, make you follow them up and down and even eat ur money but when you ask them out, they give hundred reasons why they can't date you and even act like they never knew you b4

Nawa o. See painment. E be like say girls don chop you dry wella

I'm 9, 11, 13 and 17. But my independence no be alpha own

Jessidaisy4:
I'm 1, 9 and 10

Seriously?

samincredible44:

really.u look cute in ur pix tho

U dey admire merchandise? Yhu no see am? E fyne abi?

Na straight to Harvard hin dey go sef as e brilliant reach...nor be poor man thing!

So, as yhu wan begin toast our sis, na make una dey warm up to pay without complain o!

Jessidaisy4:
I'm 1, 9 and 10

wehdon o

Op bold the points!
Number 2, 3 , 9

Nice one op Mynd44 where are you

Lalas247:
Op bold the points!
Number 2, 3 , 9

Nice one op Mynd44 where are you

ok I see,if only this op know the reason why person like u point out these Number's well,d story still long ooo nor think say water don float go another direction..

debspauly:
after all your long story ...which is not complete ..






mine is not even there....mtchewwwww next

yes, slay queen.

samincredible44:

really.u look cute in ur pix tho

she's a little girl...u should advice her to face her studies.

ashewoboy:




yes, slay queen.

ashewo boy

Jessidaisy4:
I'm 1, 9 and 10

For your mind, why won't u pick the good ones with no drama.. as if say na true

lenghtinny:
See all of them claiming miss independent

Meanwhile they are slay mamas

pepper 'em gang / slay queens forming independent ladies on nairaland..

DeGuyNxtDoor:

Why u dey shine ur 32 teeth for me

Lalas247:

Why u dey shine ur 32 teeth for me

is it ur shinning

DeGuyNxtDoor:
is it ur shinning

I no get strength this morning ! Mid week I can't even laugh seff

Lalas247:

I no get strength this morning ! Mid week I can't even laugh seff

wen do u have time girl? Always working yourself out, I wonder why that big bum is still hanging around

DeGuyNxtDoor:
wen do u have time girl? Always working yourself out, I wonder why that big bum is still hanging around

Pre wedding pics na

Lalas247:

Pre wedding pics na

you didn't tell me he put a ring on it already, are we now keeping secrets?

DeGuyNxtDoor:
you didn't tell me he put a ring on it already, are we now keeping secrets?

Shhhhh yes it's a secret

Lalas247:

Shhhhh yes it's a secret

ayam happi for you oo....waiting for 9 months later things

DeGuyNxtDoor:
ayam happi for you oo....waiting for 9 months later things

Haha yes that will be next year .. well over due don't you think ..

Seriously