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Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Nobody: 6:20pm On Jun 29, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
My own
MrPresident1 : If Jesus came everytime this guy predicted his coming, he would have one full sack of condom in his hands.

Chaiiiii lol
Bennyann : Newbie. Nice. Loves the Christians. Prays everyone else will find Christ. I pray God never answers that prayer. How boring this section would become.

tongue
Benny, you see bad belles abi. Your ọ̀tá
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jun 29, 2017
analice107:

I don't know you, have never crossed you, have never mentioned you and definitely have never insulted you, as a matter of fact i just noticed moniker today for the first time, but you came on me with all the invectives even when i have never done anything to you. May the witches you pray to set you fire not waste time on granting you your wishes. May they hunt you day and night. When you pick a glass of water to drink, may they cause the water to choke you. When you put food in your mouth. may it choke you. When you lie on the bed, may they taunt you and take sleep from you. May your demons destroy your destiny with afflictions.

And, may your mother be thoroughly insulted. Whether she deserves it or not, she will be insulted by far younger people. insulted in a manner that she will want to kill herself.





You had to say the prayer your father says to you every morning just to get back at me. Tormented soul. Did he learn it from the demons? I like how your father prays for you in your family o. It explains why you've been such a waste of birth. shocked But don't worry, you cannot die just yet. Your father must live to witness the miserable existence of the biggest failure of his life before his demise, no matter how much he wishes to erase you by attempting to cast you into oblivion with his curses. Regurgitate more of his imprecations into your life, please. wink

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Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Ishilove: 6:24pm On Jun 29, 2017
analice107:

Are you sure you have a penis? Men do not flaunt their penis you know, we just know they have it. But, when a man (Supposedly) begins to throw around his penis, hmmmm. i have my suspicions.


Listen Logicboy, If i were dead and your penis comes close to me, i will wake up, push you off me an die again. Hear me again, i do men, not chickens. You no reach.

Believe me wen i tell you this, you no reach, so stop masturbating on my moniker.
And this is the last i respond to you pervert.
Lmao!! cheesy

Kai cheesy cheesy cheesy

Ann darling, I have learnt one thing over the years; ignore trolls and they will gradually leave you alone. Giving them attention is like feeding flies with _shit. They will come swarming like legions of demons from the pit of hell.

Logicboy is a troll who thrives on attention and I derive immense satisfaction from ignoring him. The day he deactivated many years ago, even Suen said 'good riddance'. Is that the kind person you want to trade words with?

Hit the ignore mode and watch him frantically buzz around you like an agitated housefly, in a bid to draw your attention back to him.

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Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Nobody: 6:26pm On Jun 29, 2017
Ishilove:

You have been duly noticed. You can now enjoy the rest of your evening.
And you can go weep and wail for the rest of your evening. grin

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Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Ishilove: 6:31pm On Jun 29, 2017
bennyann:


Heiii shocked Ishilove your beauty no be here ooo cheesy wink

I haven't seen it though grin
I'm sure you're prettier cheesy

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Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by sonofluc1fer: 6:37pm On Jun 29, 2017
Joshthefirst:
lol. Thanks for the upvote analice.


Bros sad

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Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by sonofluc1fer: 6:39pm On Jun 29, 2017
This thread was supposed to be for fun. If this is fun.... Wahala dey o.. grin grin
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Ishilove: 6:40pm On Jun 29, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

Bros sad
Wetin?
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by MrPresident1: 6:56pm On Jun 29, 2017
Zandha:
Maybe because it takes the brain power of a lunatic. wink

They denigrate what they do not understand, the pathetic existence of lowlife weak-brained reprobates grin

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Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Joshthefirst(m): 7:06pm On Jun 29, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

Bros sad
sorry abeg
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Joshthefirst(m): 7:07pm On Jun 29, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
This thread was supposed to be for fun. If this is fun.... Wahala dey o.. grin grin
lol
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by sonofluc1fer: 7:13pm On Jun 29, 2017
Joshthefirst:
sorry abeg
Make we play na cheesy
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by analice107: 7:16pm On Jun 29, 2017
Ishilove:

Lmao!! cheesy

Kai cheesy cheesy cheesy

Ann darling, I have learnt one thing over the years; ignore trolls and they will gradually leave you alone. Giving them attention is like feeding flies with _shit. They will come swarming like legions of demons from the pit of hell.

Logicboy is a troll who thrives on attention and I derive immense satisfaction from ignoring him. The day he deactivated many years ago, even Suen said 'good riddance'. Is that the kind person you want to trade words with?

Hit the ignore mode and watch him frantically buzz around you like an agitated housefly, in a bid to draw your attention back to him.
That i will do, not only to him to them all. You know the more we respond to them, the more they believe they are relevant.

They are irrelevant lots, so to put them in their place is to ignore them.

Thanks dear.

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Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by analice107: 7:18pm On Jun 29, 2017
Zandha:
You had to say the prayer your father says to you every morning just to get back at me. Tormented soul. Did he learn it from the demons? I like how your father prays for you in your family o. It explains why you've been such a waste of birth. shocked But don't worry, you cannot die just yet. Your father must live to witness the miserable existence of the biggest failure of his life before his demise, no matter how much he wishes to erase you by attempting to cast you into oblivion with his curses. Regurgitate more of his imprecations into your life, please. wink
You want relevance in NL? From today you disappear.

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Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by bennyann: 7:21pm On Jun 29, 2017
Ishilove:

I'm sure you're prettier cheesy

cheesy I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty cheesy

If I never believed I was, now I do. Thanks sis cheesy

But wait oo, I heard there's a difference between pretty and beautiful. what do you think?
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Joshthefirst(m): 7:28pm On Jun 29, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

Make we play na cheesy
na only daily I fit play. No live, unstable network. If you still in challenge me
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by bennyann: 7:30pm On Jun 29, 2017
sonofluc1fer:


Bennyann : Newbie. Nice. Loves the Christians. Prays everyone else will find Christ. I pray God never answers that prayer. How boring this section would become.

tongue

Troublemaker!

Were you a boring person when you were a Christian? Boredom depends on a person's personality.

And you do not know how powerful that thread is till now. That prayer might just be your saving grace in its due time. I'm sure you will come around

Please let me know your next moniker o grin
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by bennyann: 7:31pm On Jun 29, 2017
adepeter26:

Chaiiiii lol

Benny, you see bad belles abi. Your ọ̀tá

Ôta ke?. É jor o
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jun 29, 2017
analice107:

That i will do, not only to him to them all. You know the more we respond to them, the more they believe they are relevant.

They are irrelevant lots, so to put them in their place is to ignore them.

Thanks dear.
If the posts don't hurt you and burst your emotional bubbles with diabolical pins, you wouldn't reply every single one of them with cries and wails of anguish. You emotionally feeble cretins. So easy to toy with and make fun of. Come, let me butcher you like nama, Ninnyhammer! cheesy

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Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by bennyann: 7:34pm On Jun 29, 2017
Let me not forget the first moniker I remember told me he loves me openly on this forum.

Onyenze123

I should have mentioned you first. kiss

He is a deist but sides more with atheists cry
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by akintom(m): 7:36pm On Jun 29, 2017
adepeter26:



Why didn't rapture take people like anas, Felix, ebuka and Co? We are tired of them on earth oo

Fortunately, the rapture took away the forth man(damogul) in the furnace of idiocy. But sadly, it replaced him with another lunatic, called spacetacry.
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by HardMirror(m): 7:42pm On Jun 29, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

HardMirror come and carry your property... I no dey do old woman o.
it is for sale. want to sell to those abokis that pick scrap metals. they could find some use for her
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by bennyann: 7:43pm On Jun 29, 2017
Zandha:
The idiot is running away. Come let's do some serious cussing, you worthless mass of rotten flesh. You're unshakable, aren't you? You've got a thick skin, have you not? You're strong, isn't that so? Come on entertain me with your stupidity, you imbecile_ with nasty worms for brain cells. grin

Joye, please, please stop. You're taking it too far.

Please dont chase me out of here cry
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Deicide: 7:45pm On Jun 29, 2017
adepeter26:

shocked shocked
LoL
What is her offense naw that you can't forgive and forget
cheesy
she be my bae na
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Nobody: 7:47pm On Jun 29, 2017
bennyann:


Joye, please, please stop. You're taking it too far.

Please dont chase me out of here cry
Alright, ma'am. I'm stopping for you. I wash my hand clean of the filthy blood I've drenched it in. I cease to be wicked and brutal. smiley

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Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Nobody: 7:47pm On Jun 29, 2017
Zandha:
The idiot is running away. Come let's do some serious cussing, you worthless mass of rotten flesh. You're unshakable, aren't you? You've got a thick skin, have you not? You're strong, isn't that so? Come on entertain me with your stupidity, you imbecile_ with nasty worms for brain cells. grin

easy you're going to far. easy with the insults
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Nobody: 7:48pm On Jun 29, 2017
proudafrogal:


easy you're going to far. easy with the insults
We're done, actually. grin
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by Deicide: 7:48pm On Jun 29, 2017
bennyann:


cheesy I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty cheesy

If I never believed I was, now I do. Thanks sis cheesy

But wait oo, I heard there's a difference between pretty and beautiful. what do you think?
you be female?
Re: For Fun - Popular Contributors To Religion Section by realmindz: 7:53pm On Jun 29, 2017
Ishilove:
You can kiss my black ass
would you position your ass for proper kissing

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