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Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Alitair(op): 11:34am On May 21, 2017
Hey pals,
Its getting clearer everyday that the number of people who do not go to church keeps hiking with every passing Sunday and when you try to inquire as to the cause of that and why they (the ones that didn't go to church) stay home, you get very hilarious and lame excuses ranging from "i woke up late" to "i don't have offering". tongue

So whats ur excuse on why you did not go to church?
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by GodIsFoolish: 11:37am On May 21, 2017
Alitair:
Hey pals,
Its getting clearer everyday that the number of people who do not go to church keeps hiking with every passing Sunday and when you try to inquire as to the cause of that and why they (the ones that didn't go to church) stay home, you get very hilarious and lame excuses ranging from "i woke up late" to "i don't have offering". tongue
So whats ur excuse on why you did not go to church?
Because I don't have reason to to go to church

Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Alitair(op): 8:38am On Jul 02, 2017
GodIsFoolish:
Because I don't have reason to to go to church
How can u say smetin lyk that?
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by MrMontella(m): 8:50am On Jul 02, 2017
because I am irreligious.
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Alitair(op): 8:53am On Jul 02, 2017
MrMontella:
because I am irreligious.
Are u an atheist?
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by MrMontella(m): 9:09am On Jul 02, 2017
Alitair:
Are u an atheist?
no
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Alitair(op): 9:21am On Jul 02, 2017
MrMontella:
no
I tire for you.
Did religion do anything negative to u to build such distaste?
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by MrMontella(m): 9:25am On Jul 02, 2017
Alitair:
I tire for you.

Did religion do anything negative to u to build such distaste?
many harm to the world, as well as good.
but religion has outlived it's usefulness. that's all
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Alitair(op): 9:28am On Jul 02, 2017
MrMontella:
many harm to the world, as well as good. but religion has outlived it's usefulness. that's all
Do you mean "God" has outlived his usefulness?
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by MrMontella(m): 9:30am On Jul 02, 2017
Alitair:
Do you mean "God" has outlived his usefulness?
he was never useful in the first place, because the type of God you're referring to doesn't exist.
2..religion doesn't always translate to God.
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Alitair(op): 9:36am On Jul 02, 2017
MrMontella:
he was never useful in the first place, because the type of God you're referring to doesn't exist.
2..religion doesn't always translate to God.
religion - /rɪˈlɪdʒ(ə)n/ noun
1. the belief in and worship of a
superhuman controlling power,
especially a personal God or gods.
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by MrMontella(m): 9:37am On Jul 02, 2017
Alitair:
religion - /rɪˈlɪdʒ(ə)n/ noun
1. the belief in and worship of a
superhuman controlling power,
especially a personal God or gods.
read up on Buddhism.
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Alitair(op): 9:39am On Jul 02, 2017
MrMontella:
read up on Buddhism.
Buddhism is based on buddha which is believed to be the true god?
Are u a buddhist?
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 9:48am On Jul 02, 2017
because I don't have money to waste
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 9:48am On Jul 02, 2017
OOOOh it was the work of the devil. I wanted to go but the devil pushed me into staying at home.
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Pray(m): 9:48am On Jul 02, 2017
I just tire.
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Nutase: 9:48am On Jul 02, 2017
Who told you I didn't go?
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by free2ryhme: 9:48am On Jul 02, 2017
I am in church
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 9:48am On Jul 02, 2017
Hangover
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by spaggyy(m): 9:48am On Jul 02, 2017
God is right here
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by mrmrmister: 9:49am On Jul 02, 2017
Because being in Church is boring as sh!t.

I don't know which is more boring:

Going to Church or watching Nollywood movies.
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by ElGabi(m): 9:49am On Jul 02, 2017
Because of hangover
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Nobody:
Feeling ill today.
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by MrMontella(m): 9:49am On Jul 02, 2017
Alitair:
Buddhism is based on buddha which is believed to be the true god?

Are u a buddhist?
like I said, read up on Buddhism.
you're totally wrong.
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by ElGabi(m):
Medunah:
Woke up late....
.
We dey the same page
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by lokotamak(m): 9:51am On Jul 02, 2017
I just feel relax today
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 9:51am On Jul 02, 2017
Alitair:
Buddhism is based on Buddha which is believed to be the true god?

Are u a Buddhist?
Not a Buddhist, but technically speaking...Buddhists do not worship a 'god' OR 'gods', but believe that by following the teachings of the Gautama Buddha (a man from India who lived some centuries ago and died in his eighties) they may achieve a certain peaceful state called Nirvana.
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by free2ryhme: 9:51am On Jul 02, 2017
Nutase:
Who told you I didn't go?
Who is doubting you

Why the guilt conscience
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by talk2saintify(m): 9:52am On Jul 02, 2017
ah go church na
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by rheether(f): 9:52am On Jul 02, 2017
The Rev said if you haven't pay your dues kindly stay at home.
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 9:52am On Jul 02, 2017
hmm.observing
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