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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by confy22: 9:52am On Jul 02, 2017
Because I'm sick

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by midehill(m): 9:52am On Jul 02, 2017
GodIsFoolish:

Because I don't have reason to to go to church

How dare u say Godisfoolish...I pity u...dats a grave offense

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by queenfav(f): 9:52am On Jul 02, 2017
Because i am the best prophet over my life!

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Lalas247(f): 9:53am On Jul 02, 2017
LiT Night grin
I am in recovery .. sad
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by jonbellion(m): 9:53am On Jul 02, 2017
Because I'm jamming to jay z's 4:44 album cool
Lol
Even if in wasn't I wouldn't go sef
Religion is a scam

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by BornAgainMay: 9:53am On Jul 02, 2017
I didn't go to church bcoz I didn't go to church

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by jonbellion(m): 9:54am On Jul 02, 2017
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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by talk2saintify(m): 9:54am On Jul 02, 2017
going to church is nat a sure entrance to heaven

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 9:54am On Jul 02, 2017
Wetin concern u op?anyways i went to club last night.

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by peculiar32(f): 9:54am On Jul 02, 2017
my church is having a combined service in its headquarters n it is far from me. I no get t. fare

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 9:54am On Jul 02, 2017
Nigerian churches are scam.

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by thunderbabs: 9:55am On Jul 02, 2017
What re you doing on Nairaland at this time too, Mr admin wey dey ask question?

Church far frm ur house too? shocked
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by GMBITLY(m): 9:55am On Jul 02, 2017
rheether:
The Rev said if you haven't pay your dues kindly stay at home.

Like seriously?
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Talkingboy: 9:55am On Jul 02, 2017
[color=#000099][/color]From an Inquisitive mind . Just a Question please .

Where is it written in the Bible that you must go to church ?[b]From an Inquisitive mind . Just a Question please .

Where is it written in the Bible that you must go to church ?[/b]From an Inquisitive mind . Just a Question please .

Where is it written in the Bible that you must go to church ?
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by victorpopoola20: 9:55am On Jul 02, 2017
Most of these pastors are obtaining ppl using God name to enrich themselves. Church of those day has good impact on poor masses but reverse on the other hand.
I pray to God in my house with my families and manage my little income.

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by felixomor: 9:56am On Jul 02, 2017
MrMontella:

no
Wow
Hmmmmm undecided
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by sirfee(m): 9:56am On Jul 02, 2017
Alitair:
Hey pals,
Its getting clearer everyday that the number of people who do not go to church keeps hiking with every passing Sunday and when you try to inquire as to the cause of that and why they (the ones that didn't go to church) stay home, you get very hilarious and lame excuses ranging from "i woke up late" to "i don't have offering". tongue

So whats ur excuse on why you did not go to church?


Because religion is the opium of the masses

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by jonbellion(m): 9:56am On Jul 02, 2017
midehill:



How dare u say Godisfoolish...I pity u...dats a grave offense
so I suppose God would strike him with lightning but ignore other pressing matters like starving homeless kids
* sigh*

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by peculiar32(f): 9:58am On Jul 02, 2017
talk2saintify:
going to church is nat a sure entrance to heaven
Just like not going to school does not mean that you would pass exam

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 9:59am On Jul 02, 2017
Alitair:
Hey pals,
Its getting clearer everyday that the number of people who do not go to church keeps hiking with every passing Sunday and when you try to inquire as to the cause of that and why they (the ones that didn't go to church) stay home, you get very hilarious and lame excuses ranging from "i woke up late" to "i don't have offering". tongue

So whats ur excuse on why you did not go to church?


when we all stop going to church most of us will eventually stop thinking like your signature.

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by segebase(m): 10:00am On Jul 02, 2017
Am on my period that why

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by talk2saintify(m): 10:00am On Jul 02, 2017
peculiar32:
Just like not going to school does not mean that you would pass exam

yea sure

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by talk2saintify(m): 10:00am On Jul 02, 2017
peculiar32:
Just like not going to school does not mean that you would pass exam

yea sure

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by phaulzoe(m): 10:00am On Jul 02, 2017
Are you not suppose to be in church..... Y are u online?
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by midehill(m): 10:01am On Jul 02, 2017
jonbellion:
so I suppose God would strike him with lightning but ignore other pressing matters like starving homeless kids
* sigh*

our God knows what is best...so Mayb starving dose kids is to guide dem against sickness

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by EmekaBlue(m): 10:01am On Jul 02, 2017
Because nobody force me tongue
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by otokx(m): 10:03am On Jul 02, 2017
Who said the number of people going to church is reducing? Churches are innovative, they no longer spend too much time like before, so that neighbor you see chilling in the balcony probably went for 6am mass. By the way we are looking for a church in Port Harcourt that sings Ikwerre choruses.

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by sirfee(m): 10:04am On Jul 02, 2017
phaulzoe:
Am a free thinker bro�
Religion is a big scam,my greatest fear is marrying a religious woman.

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by addikt(m): 10:04am On Jul 02, 2017
Nothing, just my decision
Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by godquality: 10:04am On Jul 02, 2017
because the churches of today has outlived their usefulness.

And someone earlier posted the pic below which i think is a very good question to ask.

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by hmbassey1960(m): 10:04am On Jul 02, 2017
I only have twenty naira as offering and my pastor said no twenty naira is accept

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Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Medunah: 10:04am On Jul 02, 2017
Woke up late....

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