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I had a meeting early this morning at head office building, it's a ten storey building and thus required either lift or stairs. I am claustrophobic and since the yeye lift system was an air-conditioned box sealed on all sides, I usually made it a habit of never entering it. yet this morning because I had an argument with boo and as always we settled with some bouts of rough sex, by the time I finished displaying my skills I realised I was running late. I drove like a mad person to my department, picked up my meeting file and dashed at full speed towards the office building.

I am an ass man and even though I may not do anything about it when I see it, I always look even boo let's me look without taking offence so far I try to be abit discreet. I saw three pretty looking ladies come down from a corrolla and I stylishly slowed pace so they could walk In front of me while I enjoyed the view. I sheepishly followed them while mistakenly ignoring greetings of fellow colleagues because I was concentrating on "where I was looking and going". I noticed they entered the lift system and instead of me to respect myself, I followed them and thue we were four inside. I told myself I will try and control my claustrophobic nature. the door shut and as we were about to start ascending. I SMELT IT.

someone devilish amongst us farted. oh my jisos, in my entire life I have never percieved such an awful odour, Mix this awful pollute with the heavy perfume these women wore, plus the enclosed box we were travelling with, plus the fact that it was air conditioned and thus concentrated air. I almost choked to death, I turned back to see these girls maintain a very very straight face as they all gazed at me, like I was the culprit. I know for a fact that it was only one possessed girl that released that Sarin gas, thus two must be innocent. and knowing how girls behave the innocent ones won't think it's their female colleague. they will assume I was the culprit (it pained me)

my eyes were watering from lack of good air when suddenly , the door flung open and standing outside it on the fifth floor was my boss with three white men contractors (what sort of useless lift designs opens mid way to its destination). those hopeless girls jumped out leaving me with the smell inside while my boss and the white men joined me. I could see the strands of the hairs of those men stand up from what they smelt. my boss (who I feel doesn't like me sef) gazed at me with disgust and said I lack proper manners. I better visit the clinic to get my stomach flushed.

when we got to the last floor, as we were stepping out, he beckoned loudly on the security man stationed there to ensure nobody enters that elevator for the next 30mins lest they face litigation for assault on people's senses. he said this while sneering at me with those white men laughing subtly. this is me who I swear to God. I am innocent, don't I know again what my yansh released and is responsible for?

I hadn't even eaten that morning. I was so tired from my sexual bout that I had no energy to defend myself verbally. I walked into the conference room and met everyone laughing.

those bank ladies where there telling everyone of the dirty man they met in the elevator. apparently they used the stairs and made it up there while I was being scolded by my boss. they came to make a presentation to us before we commence the meeting for the day. I looked at them and I felt I could pick out the culprit. because two looked at me with disgust while one turned away smiling go herself. She was the one with the so called ASS. thank you for this embarrassment.

Fear those gals OOO... Kai mana they mess for Africa

Hahahahahah.... Op take heart.. Come lemme carry you.

Hahahaha hahahahaha...
I laughed for real..
Nice write up Op

Op ur really really sick... lol

OP!!!!!!
You funny die....
Na only embarrASSment now....
E no dey kill pesin...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahHHHJJJJajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha op no go kee pesin, I feel your pain tho, #whataday

Thank God the ass didn't lead you to hell...
Funny post tho.

okay

Hahaha!

Lol.

Ur embarrassment dey colet tutorial frm my own...

Yesterday before I lif house 4 ofiz my mind jux dey tell me make I no chop beans o(ewa agoyin)..but I no gree hear o..
After office na Naso I go gym o,after my regular programs of bench nd curls naso I talk say make I just squat 50kg o,10 reps..on my fourth set,az I go down like this naso my belle burst forth,my yansh gave way ...my brodas nd sistas,naso big boy shit for body in front of the girl wey I dey form michael power for..sports short dey drip pooo..I just dey hear eyaa,eyaaa ,eyaaa...choiii


















DO NOT BLIV THIS STORY.....it may be d truth or not

I think one of this our dry comedian should pick dss joke, it could help a carrier! someone like basket mouth

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I didn't read all that.


But if it's something that has to do with woman, sex, pussy or wooing, then I'd say..." Serves you Right"

See as I dey laugh for public

OP is a clown....

laughing out loud........

Dis op don make me dey laff 4 public bus...even tears dey drop from my eyes

you tasted one ass in the morning and"sheepishly"followed three others to an elevator few minutes later when you know you are claustrophobic.hmm bro I bow o

Seriously ur boss is right.. You should face litigation for assault on my manners

I was really embarrassed on BRT laughing out loud on your silly embarrassment

sexybbstar:
Hahahahahah

See as you set yance for dp like say you wan mess, na people like una they mess all this kind smelly mess.

Lol

sonofLuci:
See as you set yance for dp like say you wan mess, na people like una they mess all this kind smelly mess.

Lol... Even queen of England dey mess.

Crazy story, sone bosses eeeh...... Walai dem savage finish

Ah jux love the way u expressed urself in this story... So real

DeGuyNxtDoor:
I didn't read all that.


But if it's something that has to do with woman, sex, pussy or wooing, then I'd say..." Serves you Right"

den Dnt be a lazy ass and read..if u cnt read Dnt comment...mtcheeew

barallanee:
den Dnt be a lazy ass and read..if u cnt read Dnt comment...mtcheeew

lol...did I offend you? Why so much hatred ?

Wowww.
That was funny..

Na the thing wey you like to chop wan keel you

OP

You had the opportunity to step out with them before your boss came in you refused because you were still so embarrassed to think smart...

Take heart bro.... That's the power of booty ..

*In wande coal's voice*

I love that booty, I love that booty , You see your life....