O boy I no pity you at all!!! Na Ikebe put you for this problem. Next time when you see trouble coming inform of Ikebe, I'm sure you know what to do!!!

Sorry o.
BTW, in elevators, even if you are going to the 100th floor and you had pressed it, the lift will still have to stop for those waiting on, say, the 6th floor (this time, your boss and those chinko we call white men). So the elevator is not guilty o.
Thanks anyways for following those female vacuum truck. Na your life do you.

kikikikakakakokoko ... laughing in swahili

Gourdoinc:
true that. I have been avoiding everybody since I arrived work this morning. maybe I will take a stroll to that office building and man up. by the way I was innocent. on your statement about my boss. I don't like that fellow and I think it's mutual with him to me. I felt speaking up could make things worse between us, thus I allowed him harrass me and disgrace me while speaking loudly to everyone's hearing. my God will fight for me because I was innocent of that flatulence.

Now a lost course, anything u do in that direction will worsen the situation. For now ur best line of approach will be to sit it out and weather the storm, bare in mind it could be a very bumpy ride. Have had many of such situations so have come to be proficient in noticing them, riding them out and going for the kill when the time comes.
Due to this I have been able to go into places, do any underground runz that they won't allow most black guys and still keep my pride. Anyways that story is for another time.
Back to ur issue, u just have to weather the storm that is coming and ride it out. When ur opportunity presents itself to redeem urself in the future, don't hesitate to use it.

change the topic to ... I thoroughly embarrassed myself

I feel you bro..

majekdom2:
Na just Fart now... It is not part of misconduct or misdoing in his contract!

Impression is always a minus. I have had a situation where a former boss had a wrong impression about me and used it to force me out of the job. Impression is always a problem

Gourdoinc:
true that. I have been avoiding everybody since I arrived work this morning. maybe I will take a stroll to that office building and man up. by the way I was innocent. on your statement about my boss. I don't like that fellow and I think it's mutual with him to me. I felt speaking up could make things worse between us, thus I allowed him harrass me and disgrace me while speaking loudly to everyone's hearing. my God will fight for me because I was innocent of that flatulence.

bro, na Fart na. Yes, some bosses ar like that. They make a case out of nothing... let is sly. You don't have to go to the building. The girl knew what she did. She don dey do am Tey Tey. She knew you followed them because they were ladies and she knows her GF. You might get more embarassed if you go confront them. Based on wetin e be, if you sabi your game, u go do that babe wey Fart, teach am lesson.

sonofLuci:



See as you set yance for dp like say you wan mess, na people like una they mess all this kind smelly mess.

No mind am

Hahahahahahahaha, oboy see oiling! The real culprit use you shine wella, no be lie!

But you fumbled. When you met them laughing with others about it, you should have vehemently said something like: I did not do it, one of them did it.

That is, if you felt like it would have been too harsh and would even have created more trouble if you pointed finger at the exact one among them you suspected because she would not have taken it lightly.

drnoel:


Impression is always a minus. I have had a situation where a formal boss had a wrong impression about me and used it to force me out of the job. Impression is always a problem

impression about what really. Fart is natural. He and the boss has not been in good terms but that's not to say he will keep using Fart against him if he is good at his job. There is a difference between competence and impression.

Gourdoinc:
I had a meeting early this morning at head office building, it's a ten storey building and thus required either lift or stairs. I am claustrophobic and since the yeye lift system was an air-conditioned box sealed on all sides, I usually made it a habit of never entering it. yet this morning because I had an argument with boo and as always we settled with some bouts of rough sex, by the time I finished displaying my skills I realised I was running late. I drove like a mad person to my department, picked up my meeting file and dashed at full speed towards the office building.

I am an ass man and even though I may not do anything about it when I see it, I always look even boo let's me look without taking offence so far I try to be abit discreet. I saw three pretty looking ladies come down from a corrolla and I stylishly slowed pace so they could walk In front of me while I enjoyed the view. I sheepishly followed them while mistakenly ignoring greetings of fellow colleagues because I was concentrating on "where I was looking and going". I noticed they entered the lift system and instead of me to respect myself, I followed them and thue we were four inside. I told myself I will try and control my claustrophobic nature. the door shut and as we were about to start ascending. I SMELT IT.

someone devilish amongst us farted. oh my jisos, in my entire life I have never percieved such an awful odour, Mix this awful pollute with the heavy perfume these women wore, plus the enclosed box we were travelling with, plus the fact that it was air conditioned and thus concentrated air. I almost choked to death, I turned back to see these girls maintain a very very straight face as they all gazed at me, like I was the culprit. I know for a fact that it was only one possessed girl that released that Sarin gas, thus two must be innocent. and knowing how girls behave the innocent ones won't think it's their female colleague. they will assume I was the culprit (it pained me)

my eyes were watering from lack of good air when suddenly , the door flung open and standing outside it on the fifth floor was my boss with three white men contractors (what sort of useless lift designs opens mid way to its destination). those hopeless girls jumped out leaving me with the smell inside while my boss and the white men joined me. I could see the strands of the hairs of those men stand up from what they smelt. my boss (who I feel doesn't like me sef) gazed at me with disgust and said I lack proper manners. I better visit the clinic to get my stomach flushed.

when we got to the last floor, as we were stepping out, he beckoned loudly on the security man stationed there to ensure nobody enters that elevator for the next 30mins lest they face litigation for assault on people's senses. he said this while sneering at me with those white men laughing subtly. this is me who I swear to God. I am innocent, don't I know again what my yansh released and is responsible for?

I hadn't even eaten that morning. I was so tired from my sexual bout that I had no energy to defend myself verbally. I walked into the conference room and met everyone laughing.

those bank ladies where there telling everyone of the dirty man they met in the elevator. apparently they used the stairs and made it up there while I was being scolded by my boss. they came to make a presentation to us before we commence the meeting for the day. I looked at them and I felt I could pick out the culprit. because two looked at me with disgust while one turned away smiling go herself. She was the one with the so called ASS. thank you for this embarrassment.

how are we sure you are not the one that farted? say the truth, you were in a hurry, probably took some geseous things in a hurry as well.

yaqq:
I think one of this our dry comedian should pick dss joke, it could help a carrier! someone like basket mouth

basket mouth ain't that dude.. What is he carrying? Probably money.

Gourdoinc:
I had a meeting early this morning at head office building, it's a ten storey building and thus required either lift or stairs. I am claustrophobic and since the yeye lift system was an air-conditioned box sealed on all sides, I usually made it a habit of never entering it. yet this morning because I had an argument with boo and as always we settled with some bouts of rough sex, by the time I finished displaying my skills I realised I was running late. I drove like a mad person to my department, picked up my meeting file and dashed at full speed towards the office building.

I am an ass man and even though I may not do anything about it when I see it, I always look even boo let's me look without taking offence so far I try to be abit discreet. I saw three pretty looking ladies come down from a corrolla and I stylishly slowed pace so they could walk In front of me while I enjoyed the view. I sheepishly followed them while mistakenly ignoring greetings of fellow colleagues because I was concentrating on "where I was looking and going". I noticed they entered the lift system and instead of me to respect myself, I followed them and thue we were four inside. I told myself I will try and control my claustrophobic nature. the door shut and as we were about to start ascending. I SMELT IT.

someone devilish amongst us farted. oh my jisos, in my entire life I have never percieved such an awful odour, Mix this awful pollute with the heavy perfume these women wore, plus the enclosed box we were travelling with, plus the fact that it was air conditioned and thus concentrated air. I almost choked to death, I turned back to see these girls maintain a very very straight face as they all gazed at me, like I was the culprit. I know for a fact that it was only one possessed girl that released that Sarin gas, thus two must be innocent. and knowing how girls behave the innocent ones won't think it's their female colleague. they will assume I was the culprit (it pained me)

my eyes were watering from lack of good air when suddenly , the door flung open and standing outside it on the fifth floor was my boss with three white men contractors (what sort of useless lift designs opens mid way to its destination). those hopeless girls jumped out leaving me with the smell inside while my boss and the white men joined me. I could see the strands of the hairs of those men stand up from what they smelt. my boss (who I feel doesn't like me sef) gazed at me with disgust and said I lack proper manners. I better visit the clinic to get my stomach flushed.

when we got to the last floor, as we were stepping out, he beckoned loudly on the security man stationed there to ensure nobody enters that elevator for the next 30mins lest they face litigation for assault on people's senses. he said this while sneering at me with those white men laughing subtly. this is me who I swear to God. I am innocent, don't I know again what my yansh released and is responsible for?

I hadn't even eaten that morning. I was so tired from my sexual bout that I had no energy to defend myself verbally. I walked into the conference room and met everyone laughing.

those bank ladies where there telling everyone of the dirty man they met in the elevator. apparently they used the stairs and made it up there while I was being scolded by my boss. they came to make a presentation to us before we commence the meeting for the day. I looked at them and I felt I could pick out the culprit. because two looked at me with disgust while one turned away smiling go herself. She was the one with the so called ASS. thank you for this embarrassment.

Perfect story for a perfect day. U made my day

Trust me the person wey throway na Yoruba, must be an ijebu. It's much worse if she is from Remo or Ode in ijebu. They can represent Africa in any Messing (farting) contest. Hehehehehe

drnoel:

U miss the point which is when wisemen keep quiet in bad situation things will spoil. Pray ur boss is not the victimizing type and there are many of em in Nigeria especially when they feel they are better than u. That situation u summarized is everywhere. Imagine one where u are the only black guy in a completely white dominated environment then u will understand what I see everyday. U should have spoken up and so shown u may be calm and nice but no one can encroach on ur person.

brah, some things are best left unsaid. what exactly was he supposed to say ? hey boss it was not me that farted, come and smell my yansh to confirm ?

The story is just there... not that funny jur

Op re u trying to accuse those innocent gals..abeg na u fart joor,if no be u,u for follow dem come down at fifth floor

sorry you didn't lose your job

majekdom2:
impression about what really. Fart is natural. He and the boss has not been in good terms but that's not to say he will keep using Fart against him if he is good at his job. There is a difference between competence and impression.

True about competence and impression but pray u don't find urself in that position where ur boss dislikes u. He/she will use anything no matter how small to discredit u no matter how competent u are. My case had nothing to do with fart, the guy just didn't like me and funny enough we were never really in bad terms as far as I could remember. I noticed he did small things to get my attention, like calling for meetings and I get to hear later among other things. We were short staffed at that point I was forced out but he still insisted I find my way, I could have fought it in court and I knew that I would have won cos he had no reason. Besides I was next in line to be promoted after some professional exams, his candidate was years my junior but he kept trying to bring the guy forward and I spoke up. That was the last straw for us both. Anyways after I left, I heard more than 70% left also cos the work became too much.

drnoel:


Impression is always a minus. I have had a situation where a formal boss had a wrong impression about me and used it to force me out of the job. Impression is always a problem

Pls...it's former, not formal.
No offence, are you from the SW?

Your boss must be really childish to say that in front of everyone....That's if the story is true

Op. You want to kill me with laugh this morning abi? Pls o, spare me. I have not not anything to deserve this kind of laughter. Next time, follow what your head tells you not what your eyes tell you

LMAO

sonofLuci:



See as you set yance for dp like say you wan mess, na people like una they mess all this kind smelly mess.

Na her selling point be that. She dey market her self, u don dey ready to propose?

jhudit:

Pls...it's former, not formal.
No offence, are you from the SW?

Thanx, none taken. I rarely edit my text after I type em and only get to see the mistakes after I post. Besides my text corrector is a racist, writes rubbish for me. Lol
No and yes, only partly cos am from mixed parenthood. Dad igbo, mom yoruba

sukkot:
brah, some things are best left unsaid. what exactly was he supposed to say ? hey boss it was not me that farted, come and smell my yansh to confirm ?

Something like that always gives an element of surprise and from experience have tended to be an ice breaker. But not the part about smelling his yash

sukkot:
brah, some things are best left unsaid. what exactly was he supposed to say ? hey boss it was not me that farted, come and smell my yansh to confirm ?

Na more wahala be that
Funny story