monkytail:


The girl real fine oo and I knw even no how the thing take reach this extent self

monkytail:


The girl real fine oo and I knw even no how the thing take reach this extent self

Papiikush:

Forget say girl fine.

If you fit fück babe first day whey you know am, she no be kin babe you fit date.

Fückmate? Yes
Girlfriend? No

I hope you used a condom by the way

Maxi112:
Do you have landlady or an elderly woman in your compound?

monkytail:


Sure, I come dey fear for that side small small,.

lebete3000:


It's either the girl needs to use you find her feet or she's used goods.
In d meantime hope you used a condom? You might wanna go for a Serology test.

Papiikush:

No fear, nothing go happen. Just follow am word.

Make she commot and if she no gree, tell your guys to come and spend some weeks with you.

monkytail:
Gud pm guys, so how it began... On Friday night I went to club with my guys in my city so while clubbing there was this girl that was dancing like mad so I got interested to her because of the way she dances and suddenly she came to me and was dancing with me and mostly me alone. So after a while a friend of mine took me outside the club room, when we came back she asked me where I went I smiled

anyway to cut the long story short I went to my Lodge in school that morning with her after the club.(I knw no weda na Olosho she be kwa oo) we spent the night together and yes we did the thing

so in the morning we were gisting so she asked if I had a girlfriend I said no

and I asked her also she said no and somehow somehow I asked her to be my gurl and she accepted...

Through out the day she didn't leave...

so I told her I was travelling that night and she wasn't happy

Fast forward to today afternoon she called me with my roommates number (I didn't even know she was the one)later when I knew she asked whr I was I told her I'm still in owerri and might be coming back tomorrow and she said she is in the house in other to hear clearly so I asked where again she said my Lodge...

I wasn't happy I just said okay thinking that she came to take the top she left in my room... We hung up

So fast forward to this night I suspected something and I called my roommate and he told me she has in our room with since noon that she just went out and she told him she might be coming back(I shouted) and he also told me that she came with a small bag with some cloths in it

Papiikush:

I tried it (living with a lady) part from fucking everyday ( ) I became a prisoner in my own apartment. I mean I can't even bring in outside matches

MrBrownJay1:


MISTAKE #1
You should have let we know there and then that you are an adult and don't need to tell anybody where you are heading.



MISTAKE #2
You brought this stranger to your own place



MISTAKE #3
At that moment when you had already mounted her, you should either have said "YES" or "NO but I am not really looking for one".... Instead you Left the door open for this stranger to enter your life.



MISTAKE #4
Asking a total stranger to be your gf, while a minute ago you were wondering if that se stranger was an olosho, Kai!!!! Was sex "that" good that you automatically lost your mind?!



MISTAKE #5
Why should she, she is now your official gf, isn't it?! YOU should have told her to leave.



MISTAKE #6
An that's when you should have told her that you guys just met and should take it slow.... Abi she wants to move in with you already?! Put your foot down bro!



MISTAKE #7
That's when you should have said:" what the fukc are you doing in my house?! Couldn't you call me first before showing up?! Ok well I am not there so pack your stuff and LEAVE RIGHT NOW, and call me later!" Then ask your friend to follow her everywhere until she leave your place...



MISTAKE 8
You leaving a stranger in your home by saying "ok", wtf?! This is still the woman that you have no clue who she is, right?!




MISTAKE #9
See mumu!!! And you didn't ask your roommate to A) go check she didn't steal anything and B) throw her aass out if/when she returns?!

Madness upon madness!!!

monkytail:


Boss you bahd ooo..... Na true plan be this

Bro, just follow your guys talk say make them come your side.

Make sure she is not given any privacy or privilege due to her gender.
Make sure She is the one cooking.
Make sure your guys join you in bed when it's time to sleep

She will feel uncomfortable and start complaining about their presence but ignore and tell her straight to her face I CAN'T SPEND MY FRIENDS AWAY

she will get the message and leave but if after all she still no commot, bro Abeg give me her number I need to Bleep that babe too

Papiikush:


Bro, just follow your guys talk say make them come your side.

Make sure she is not given any privacy or privilege due to her gender.
Make sure She is the one cooking.
Make sure your guys join you in bed when it's time to sleep

She will feel uncomfortable and start complaining about their presence but ignore and tell her straight to her face I CAN'T SPEND MY FRIENDS AWAY

she will get the message and leave but if after all she still no commot, bro Abeg give me her number I need to Bleep that babe too

monkytail:


No it's just a school lodge

monkytail:


I dey greet for the idea o...... For the number that one no be problem, she bin give like three guys her number for club that night self and I knw remember ask am why

You suppose don know say she be hoe Na.
You sef fück up. Na kongi come make you toast am.

Well we have all made mistakes, just follow am word face to face. Make sure your properties are intact before she leaves Sha. No talk say I no warn you oh

monkytail:
Guys I'm really reading all the comments but I can't reply all. but I really need a nice plan, I know some guys must have been into something like his also and I promise to share how everything goes tomorrow... Please I need urgent answer and I knw want her again

monkytail:
Guys I'm really reading all the comments but I can't reply all. but I really need a nice plan, I know some guys must have been into something like his also and I promise to share how everything goes tomorrow... Please I need urgent answer and I knw want her again

NevetsIbot:
� � � � � � � I no fit laugh abeg. You be first class idiot o.


How you go dey bang new stranger. You Com even ask am out.

Sense fall on you

SingleDad:


Asked a stranger to be your babe. Maybe he has not bin into so many relationship ish

NevetsIbot:
no be Nigerian girls? Even the ones wey we Don know for months, we dey fear to date them.....



This Op dey ask stranger out... Kai

SingleDad:


Abeg who still get time for relationship when its easy to get laid in our generation?.

SingleDad:


Abeg who still get time for relationship when its easy to get laid in our generation?.

NevetsIbot:
If I begin to dey talk how many free bleeps we dey this world... We no go go offline.


As for me.. I Don carry relationships go one side. No time.. Na to build my business first dey my mind.

yhemster:


Thumbs up bro, ladies I meet nowadays I lie to them straight up that I'm married. . The smart ones will start questioning me that I'm young and how come I don't live with my wife. I just enjoy cooking up stories of my imaginary wife

SingleDad:


Bro, chase a check, never chase a bitch. . Go thing you did that, because they would deck you, your money and business down.

NevetsIbot:
I dey wait make my efforts begin dey produce fruits... I dey watch for the leech wey go wan come chop my money. Na everlasting deafening slap she go chop ahswr

Wife must be working too and earning close to what I earn. No time for liabilities

SingleDad:

You to marry anytime soon?

monkytail:
Gud pm guys, so how it began... On Friday night I went to club with my guys in my city so while clubbing there was this girl that was dancing like mad so I got interested to her because of the way she dances and suddenly she came to me and was dancing with me and mostly me alone. So after a while a friend of mine took me outside the club room, when we came back she asked me where I went I smiled though I took a lot of time outside almost an hour(pple come dey think say na me carry the babe come) ... She continued rocking me esp when guys were coming to dance with her and she refused anyway to cut the long story short I went to my Lodge in school that morning with her after the club. (I knw no weda na Olosho she be kwa oo) we spent the night together and yes we did the thing so in the morning we were gisting so she asked if I had a girlfriend I said no and I asked her also she said no and somehow somehow I asked her to be my gurl and she accepted... Through out the day she didn't leave... She was with me all day Saturday (I fed her) so I told her I was travelling that night and she wasn't happy and I told her I will call her when I return so we left the lodge together and went separate ways.... Fast forward to today afternoon she called me with my roommates number (I didn't even know she was the one)later when I knew she asked whr I was I told her I'm still in owerri and might be coming back tomorrow and she said she is in the house in other to hear clearly so I asked where again she said my Lodge.... I wasn't happy I just said okay thinking that she came to take the top she left in my room... We hung up..... So fast forward to this night I suspected something and I called my roommate and he told me she has in our room with since noon that she just went out and she told him she might be coming back(I shouted) and he also told me that she came with a small bag with some cloths in it..... The girl in person is a dancer like she told me and that she stays in the hostel inside the school premise while I stay off campus... Guys I'm really confused �, I don't know what to do next as I'm now planning to go back early in the morning to have a real talk with her if she will be in my room.... Guys abeg help me out with ideas on what to do because I can't stay with her..... Guys abeg ni

smartty68:
Now that you've found real love you're running away from it... Shebi una say true love no dey again!!! Lemme not talk again sef...