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tosyne2much:
You sef gan nko? Like say you sef no dey find babe

sonofLuci:
I get one when you go like sha but she dey Dela state.

What's your location bruv?

SingleDad:
Omo, Delta state, I wan travel to Anambra soon ooo, from dia, i go kolumbi the babe sharp sharp. bro, abeg describe her spec for me. What's her credentials

sonofLuci:
See screenshot. I get her numb. No worry I never wip her. Na my guy ex babe so I no come just they interested in her although we are good friends.

Na nice babe.

SingleDad:
Bro, remove the screenshot first, before dem grab her .

Bro, u got to wip her first nah. Too bad, I ain't on fb

sonofLuci:
. I have her numb on whatsapp.

Like I said we good friend. As my guy friend her so ehn to date her hard me, if I come wan wip her e go come be like say na my friend I they bang. Disgusting.

SingleDad:
I dig bro. Omo, shebi no be for relationship?, because me I no dey for that one oo?

sonofLuci:
LOL single why you they see relationship they run

Tell me bruv. U can always talk to me. What happened

SingleDad:
Bro, the matter long. Omo i no just fit tidy one babe for hand. I am just bin sincere bro. Omo, the only drama i sabi watch nah for TV.

If the babe u dey bring ain't ready for a relationship, bro, I am game. But if nah the other way round, omo, nah to tawa remain oo

sonofLuci:
LOL na wa.

SingleDad:
. lolz , wetin nah

sonofLuci:
Nothing o. Life when I they run from na him you wan settle down put.

HIV is real o.

Na so one girl give me staph. If you see her ehn very clean. Pass the girl when I show you screenshot. This one she 8/10.

Bruv I fucking bet you that you won't want to use condom on her.
She too make sense.

You will be like "bruv kuku kee me cause I will die here in this pussy"

Bruv I Bleep this girl ehn for hours, I no gree let go until I became very tired like someone when just begin exercise for the first time then the person come over strain him body, that was me with her.
At the end.

I took home a reward.

Staph.

Almost scratched my cap off when the itched started.




There are some girls you will Bleep ehn. Half way you will pull the condom off and be like "if this girl even give me HIV self I don't care again"




Especially fair girls.

SingleDad:
Hahahaha, lolz . bro , marriage nah drama. I mean this days, marriage is full of sh!ts . our girls have misplaced dia human sense , and the only thing dem deserve nah fvck and go .

Lolz, that clean babe wey give u staph, why didn't u use a condom?, bro no matter what, always use a condom, even if nah angel come down from heaven to earth, bro use a fvcking condom.


you almost scratch your konzula cap off, hahahaha, so how did you handle the matter? .

NB: I need to remain single till i am ready to v a babymama

sonofLuci:
LOL my God mother give me spiritual treatment for the issue, na so he take go o.

Guy!

If you jam some kind girls!

Suffa na woman born you.

Maka! To use condom go tire you.

She said she didn't know she had the infection, her excuse was from she got it from toilet

SingleDad:
Omo na wa ooo. But bro, no hurry to marry now oo , nah beg I dey beg u soo

sonofLuci:
Brother I don tire for this life of different girls, I wan born pickin , I like make my kid adopt cool life style that's why I want to settle down.

You won't understand.

Inside me I am a very lonley person.

It's bleeped up.

SingleDad:
I dig bro. But don't hurry . I am sure u never reach 25-30 , bro, just listen to me, no marry now.

Find yourself a gf and commit to her, probably a working class lady, she would help keep you cool, be your babymama. I know it is bleeped up, but bin desperate no go help.

vicfuntop:
There isn't any need for the angry face. All what you are saying to her is actually very unnecessary. It's like you are trying to impress someone on NL with the English. You are being a boy here. You should apologise

sonofLuci:
Come you it's okay, enough of this, leave sexybbstar alone drama time is over.
You have rambled on for far too long now. So stop, or you will spell out the fact you are jobless and have nothing better doing than to fight with a girl on a faceless forum.

If you don't like her. Ignore her.

Sexybbstar don't reply him again.

Is do biko

SirMichael1:
Lol dude. You sound like a broken record abeg. What are you? A double edge fledged sword? No where to point to? No where to attack? Choose a place and stop dangling like a swinging pendulum.

You could carry out your advice without the 'rambling' shït. You just don't know where to stand right?

Okay. I lay low and withdraw. This is fun to me

sonofLuci:
Commit to her for how long?

SingleDad:
Very long

sonofLuci:
Okay no problem. Thanks.

SirMichael1:
Who on NL is worthy to be impressed? Who on NL is worthy of my admiration? Who here is worthy of my desires? You could go through my prequel posts and see for yourself my lexical structures. I'm not here to please anyone.

Be warned! I have no need for the moist passage between your legs neither do I need you airing your opinions to me. Seclude yourself out of this

sonofLuci:
LOL, bro. She say she not even up to 23.

Not interested in her though.

sonofLuci:
LOL bro, [b]she they get interest in me [/b]ni that's why she said that, me don code but I just lock up cause I am not interested ni

No be yesterday them born me ni

vicfuntop:
Don't take this the wrong way but isn't that you on your profile? Interested, are you kidding me. Anytime I come across bbstar's post I always you see mentioning her. That's how I got to know you. Interested in you, pls what planet are you from. Also the reason for the clarification of my age is because you are not the only person that's has said that I look 30 which i actually find insulting.
Creamymoltenlar, this guy says I have an "interest" in him.

CreamyMoltenLar:
You shouldn't be bothered about it, since you know you don't. 30 seems very old to you, but its really not. 30 is the age when humans are at their prime, so when people say you look 30, they're essentially telling you you look like you're at your prime. Even if you start deliberately dressing in a way that'll make people take you as a young girl, you'd still be exuding the 'boss lady' aura as one fellow eloquently put the other day. So get used to being taken for a big madam, its a compliment

vicfuntop:
Knowing how to speak English seems to be your greatest accomplishment hence your signature. I am sure you must be an Igbo boy Who on nairaland is worthy of your admiration? Are you kidding me. Isn't that your picture on your profile? You even had to upload it by 1:36am. The least you could have done was to wear a good shirt and it would have distracted me from your cartoon like features

You smell of attention seeking, and it's a very ugly color on a guy. Is your mind on vacation cos it seems your mouth is just working overtime. Tell me, what exactly is your excuse for acting like a bitch?

Be warned! Are you for real? Is it only a woman's genitals you can insult? I mean don't you know how to reason wide? Well if being stupid is your problem, then you are justified.

I won't be surprised if you are just an apprentice in an Igbo man's beans shop.

tosyne2much:
Easy ooo Madam

vicfuntop:
Madam again. Honestly I would have let it slide but the admiration part irked me

tosyne2much:
I so much enjoyed the bashing

You're just a pretty young lady now, so don't let anything they say get to you