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VargasVee:
Nothing about your list is weird.

Some happen due to stress, the others just happen to a set.

Dude, you never see when person dey talk for sleep. You go fear ehn

SirMichael1:
That's not weird na. Its just a nocturnal emission. AKA. Wet dream.

smiles...

I mean real sex with a good pussyy to go.

MzLarem:
I dream...that shit is weird mehn

Larem, what's weird in that na?

BiafraBushBoy:
smiles...

I mean real sex with a good pussyy to go.

Okay, you're trolling now and that's not good for business

SirMichael1:
What are you saying now? How's that even possible? Are you a camel?

is it your sleep?

Cry while sleeping
And my mum used the tropical 9ja mum style to deliver me...
Any night i cry, she'll wake me up with a resounding slap, and i just might not eat breakfast on time....

And no be even better thing dey lemme cry o

SirMichael1:
Larem, what's weird in that na?

The fact that I dream

I sleep talk.

Smile while sleeping too.

Omo, nah freshness dey worry us for here nah, when I sleep, nah freshness dey full everywhere . Sweet dreams everywhere .

sleept in a room with ma friend and her bea.. day break.. i was lying front to back behind my friends bae as if was spoon fvck style.. dint know how that happened.. he was in the middle and his bea the other side.. how i managed to cross to the oza side remains a mistery to me..


i woke up fist.. i was shocked; i quickly stood up. then realised she was long awake

she thought it was funny..
for me it was ******

phililp:
sleept in a room with ma friend and her bea.. day break.. i was lying front to back behind my friends bae as if was spoon fvck style.. dint know how that happened.. he was in the middle and his bea the other side.. how i managed to cross to the oza side remains a mistery to me..


i woke up fist.. i was shocked; i quickly stood up. then realised she was long awake

she thought it was funny..
for me it was ******

I do that too. I realized that whenever that happened, I usually woke to go urinate and sleep walk back nonchalantly to my bed.

Or you probably fancied your friend's bae subconsciously?

IamSingleDad:
Omo, nah freshness dey worry us for here nah, when I sleep, nah freshness dey full everywhere . Sweet dreams everywhere .

Just dey imagine wetin no dey happen when na everyday you dey dream bad dream. Nightmares

SirMichael1:
Just dey imagine wetin no dey happen when na everyday you dey dream bad dream. Nightmares

hahahaha hahahaha. I don die for Laff

I talk while sleeping

My rummies say i SMILE in my sleep. Cnt explain it

I fucck while asleep

I had a freaking unforgettable orgy when I was 16,I woke up and saw myself beside the door.

Must have banged the hell out of them hoes.

Earthquake1:
I had a freaking unforgettable orgy when I was 16,I woke up and saw myself beside the door.

Must have banged the hell out of them hoes.

Yeah. You fucked_ a spiritual entity and the spirit being made sure of it that you had a pleasurable experience

SirMichael1:
Yeah. You fucked_ a spiritual entity and the spirit being made sure of it that you had a pleasurable experience

Yea, one hell of an experience.

I keep seeing buhari & shouting buhari in my dreams. Is d guy dead or something

Imagine eating jollof rice nd meat in yo dream nd then waking up to seee small small rice on the bed and tooth pick in yo mouth..