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halfricanadian:
My worse date is usually exams and result dates

megareal:
Actually I've had two but there is this particular one that nearly drove me mad. I had met this dashing young man who on the outside looked suave and urbane. On our first date, he took me to a fancy restaurant and we ordered our meals. He ordered eba while I went for coconut rice. As the meal arrived, he plunged into it without the courtesy of even waiting for my meal to arrive. I waved it off and attributed it to hunger but it was his table manners that really turned me off. The guy lunged into his food like a deprived refugee, smacking his lips, sucking noisily on his fingers, chewing with mouth open while gasping for air like an asthmatic. By the time my food arrived, I was the focus of all eyes in the restaurant because at this time, the guy was 'gisting' with me in a loud voice while sucking and grunting like a pig on a piece of meat with soup running down both sides of his mouth and down his fingers. I couldn't bring myself to eat my food and he thought he could urge me on by plunging his soup stained hand into my rice to feed me a piece of meat. The last straw was when he sneezed (and noisily too), then he reached for the towel, (not the serviette that was right in front of him o)and noisily blew his nose into it, then he cleared his throat and added a dose of phlegm while other customers were shuddering and hissing at him. I couldn't tolerate it any longer, I simple picked up my purse and left the restaurant. I barred his number from my phone and never ever went out with him again.
So fellow Nlanders, is there any experience to equal or beat mine?

megareal:
Actually I've had two but there is this particular one that nearly drove me mad. I had met this dashing young man who on the outside looked suave and urbane. On our first date, he took me to a fancy restaurant and we ordered our meals. He ordered eba while I went for coconut rice. As the meal arrived, he plunged into it without the courtesy of even waiting for my meal to arrive. I waved it off and attributed it to hunger but it was his table manners that really turned me off. The guy lunged into his food like a deprived refugee, smacking his lips, sucking noisily on his fingers, chewing with mouth open while gasping for air like an asthmatic. By the time my food arrived, I was the focus of all eyes in the restaurant because at this time, the guy was 'gisting' with me in a loud voice while sucking and grunting like a pig on a piece of meat with soup running down both sides of his mouth and down his fingers. I couldn't bring myself to eat my food and he thought he could urge me on by plunging his soup stained hand into my rice to feed me a piece of meat. The last straw was when he sneezed (and noisily too), then he reached for the towel, (not the serviette that was right in front of him o)and noisily blew his nose into it, then he cleared his throat and added a dose of phlegm while other customers were shuddering and hissing at him. I couldn't tolerate it any longer, I simple picked up my purse and left the restaurant. I barred his number from my phone and never ever went out with him again.
So fellow Nlanders, is there any experience to equal or beat mine?

megareal:
Actually I've had two but there is this particular one that nearly drove me mad. I had met this dashing young man who on the outside looked suave and urbane. On our first date, he took me to a fancy restaurant and we ordered our meals. He ordered eba while I went for coconut rice. As the meal arrived, he plunged into it without the courtesy of even waiting for my meal to arrive. I waved it off and attributed it to hunger but it was his table manners that really turned me off. The guy lunged into his food like a deprived refugee, smacking his lips, sucking noisily on his fingers, chewing with mouth open while gasping for air like an asthmatic. By the time my food arrived, I was the focus of all eyes in the restaurant because at this time, the guy was 'gisting' with me in a loud voice while sucking and grunting like a pig on a piece of meat with soup running down both sides of his mouth and down his fingers. I couldn't bring myself to eat my food and he thought he could urge me on by plunging his soup stained hand into my rice to feed me a piece of meat. The last straw was when he sneezed (and noisily too), then he reached for the towel, (not the serviette that was right in front of him o)and noisily blew his nose into it, then he cleared his throat and added a dose of phlegm while other customers were shuddering and hissing at him. I couldn't tolerate it any longer, I simple picked up my purse and left the restaurant. I barred his number from my phone and never ever went out with him again.
So fellow Nlanders, is there any experience to equal or beat mine?

tomdon:
Partly hilarious and then too gross to be realistic

MrCork:
...are u lightskin?

megareal:
Not funny o. Twas too embarrassing and grossly realistic. Guy is still not married till date....

tomdon:
Those things you described are just not true or at best gross exaggerations!
And how can you attribute his unmarried status to his culinary habits??
What if he hasn't found someone he really wants?
And who told you he would've even chosen you eventually, or why aren't you married by now if you're that good? I take it that it's because you also have some disgusting flaws

megareal:
Nope, been married for years now. . So no disgusting flaws. Guy is in his forties, still hasn't found a suitable wife you think? There are levels of embarrasment one can tolerate biko.

megareal:
Actually I've had two but there is this particular one that nearly drove me mad. I had met this dashing young man who on the outside looked suave and urbane. On our first date, he took me to a fancy restaurant and we ordered our meals. He ordered eba while I went for coconut rice. As the meal arrived, he plunged into it without the courtesy of even waiting for my meal to arrive. I waved it off and attributed it to hunger but it was his table manners that really turned me off. The guy lunged into his food like a deprived refugee, smacking his lips, sucking noisily on his fingers, chewing with mouth open while gasping for air like an asthmatic. By the time my food arrived, I was the focus of all eyes in the restaurant because at this time, the guy was 'gisting' with me in a loud voice while sucking and grunting like a pig on a piece of meat with soup running down both sides of his mouth and down his fingers. I couldn't bring myself to eat my food and he thought he could urge me on by plunging his soup stained hand into my rice to feed me a piece of meat. The last straw was when he sneezed (and noisily too), then he reached for the towel, (not the serviette that was right in front of him o)and noisily blew his nose into it, then he cleared his throat and added a dose of phlegm while other customers were shuddering and hissing at him. I couldn't tolerate it any longer, I simple picked up my purse and left the restaurant. I barred his number from my phone and never ever went out with him again.
So fellow Nlanders, is there any experience to equal or beat mine?

Babacele:
hahahahaha....I'm still rolling on the floor after reading about your raw deal....wicked.

Phillian212:
Best and most intelligent conversation i have ever seen on nairaland. everyone in this thread have shown a high degree of IQ. was forced to comment. @op you are so so good with the usage of words