E don tey wey man pikin japa from nairaland, onto hustle tinz sha so i just sey make i take dis one see my real pipo dem. De door dey open like chicken nyash for those onyibo naija pikin dem.

Those days matches don't last for mama kitchen.

Lol

What is this?

This was my greatest weapon of constituting public nuisance and causing fear and havoc. My mother switched from matches to lighter because of me.chai! How time flies.

dominique:
What is this?

It's mini mini chinchin

MichaelBukamzy:
This was my greatest weapon of constituting public nuisance and causing fear and havoc. My mother switched from matches to lighter because of me.chai! How time flies.

Those days matches don't last

dominique:
What is this?

local knockout /banger

NLSavage:
local knockout /banger

bicycle spoke, rubber, strong wood,nail and matches. Men ops just reminded me of how packets of three dice safety matches dey use on 2 days. Op you were a bad boy

I even did the wood one join

anonymuz:
bicycle spoke, rubber, strong wood,nail and matches. Men ops just reminded me of how packets of three dice safety matches dey use on 2 days. Op you were a bad boy

azzin matches no dey last for house that time. I go even visit neighbors house take their matches. I became street nuisance because of this. Hmmmn those days

Youngzubi:

Those days matches don't last

ah swear.

men! I finished our kitchen matches because of this ooh. I disturbed our nebos no b small ooh in dos days.

OP! When men were boys

Hahahaha , my people, my people

Hahahaha good old days

Yinabim:
OP! When men were boys

Let's say you were still a suckling then.

Youngzubi:

Those days matches don't last

My own worst

Omo this stuff back then i mistakely light it and it stroke on my finger, the pains no be here oooo i even soak my hand for cold water...

dominique:
What is this?

The original local banger

Rackets..... Those days

NLSavage:
local knockout /banger

Can iT bomb Aso rock

Topic should read, When Men Were Boys. OP take note.

Local banger of my childhood.

We used to call it rocket/racket that year. Igba olo bi ororo

1992!

mytime24:
Can iT bomb Aso rock

It can't, but it can bomb your puzzy. You want?

Indomitable kids won't know this

NLSavage:
It can't, but it can bomb your puzzy. You want?

Wit dat ur moniker, no need to reply u

Boys to men now

oh my poor mom, she owns a provision shop then and human rats keeps eating her matches from November down to January


I was like a godfather to all the neighborhood kids cuz I supplied matches.
They looked up to me like some god, a Mafia head... They do my chores and pay dues and homepage. The guy with the highest matches controls the neighborhood, my backyard was the meeting grounds, filled up with all types of locally made "Knöckers" and I was the suppliers of "gunpowder", I even had a an illegal local company that produces the "Knockerout-pistol"

I controlled my entire neighborhood and have links with other heads/godfathers from distance and nearby villages.
No kids dare "Shoot" this knöcker in my compound, either in my presents or absence. I have soldiers watching 24/7 and there are consequences for whoever dare me.

I miss those days kids looked up to me like I was some god.

Fear Catch you abi?
Make workshop no go blow

mytime24:
Wit dat ur moniker, no need to reply u

You be werey

NLSavage:
It can't, but it can bomb your puzzy. You want?

Oshe Oshe Don Clericuzio

Offpoint:
oh my poor mom, she owns a provision shop then and human rats keeps eating her matches from November down to January


I was like a godfather to all the neighborhood kids cuz I supplied matches.
They looked up to me like some god, a Mafia head... They do my chores and pay dues and homepage. The guy with the highest matches controls the neighborhood, my backyard was the meeting grounds, filled up with all types of locally made "Knöckers" and I was the suppliers of "gunpowder", I even had a an illegal local company that produces the "Knockerout-pistol"

I controlled my entire neighborhood and have links with other heads/godfathers from distance and nearby villages.
No kids dare "Shoot" this knöcker in my compound, either in my presents or absence. I have soldiers watching 24/7 and there are consequences for whoever dare me.

I miss those days kids looked up to me like I was some god.