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Your Worst Date? by megareal: 4:14pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Actually I've had two but there is this particular one that nearly drove me mad. I had met this dashing young man who on the outside looked suave and urbane. On our first date, he took me to a fancy restaurant and we ordered our meals. He ordered eba while I went for coconut rice. As the meal arrived, he plunged into it without the courtesy of even waiting for my meal to arrive. I waved it off and attributed it to hunger but it was his table manners that really turned me off. The guy lunged into his food like a deprived refugee, smacking his lips, sucking noisily on his fingers, chewing with mouth open while gasping for air like an asthmatic. By the time my food arrived, I was the focus of all eyes in the restaurant because at this time, the guy was 'gisting' with me in a loud voice while sucking and grunting like a pig on a piece of meat with soup running down both sides of his mouth and down his fingers. I couldn't bring myself to eat my food and he thought he could urge me on by plunging his soup stained hand into my rice to feed me a piece of meat. The last straw was when he sneezed (and noisily too), then he reached for the towel, (not the serviette that was right in front of him o)and noisily blew his nose into it, then he cleared his throat and added a dose of phlegm while other customers were shuddering and hissing at him. I couldn't tolerate it any longer, I simple picked up my purse and left the restaurant. I barred his number from my phone and never ever went out with him again. So fellow Nlanders, is there any experience to equal or beat mine? 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 4:41pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Hmmmmm, nobody's got any experience? |
Re: Your Worst Date? by Fweezy(m): 11:16am On Mar 23, 2016 |
@megareal, i knw dis response is comin a few years too late but i wud hav loved to ask you dis at that time? What did u see, hear of, or learn about this guy b4 hand dat really convinced you to go on a date with him in the first place? i am guessing by now u hav already learned to accurately judge a person's mannerisms b4 accepting to go out with him or her. He also shud hav noticed your unsettledness at the table during the date and asked about it so he cud adjust himself. But if that single most overwhelming hint cud hav so easily passed him by cos he had his mind on the food at that time, then it means he cud care less if u had even shown up at th restaurant at all or that u even walked away. My thots on dis. |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 8:30am On Mar 24, 2016 |
Fweezy:Absolutely nothing to have indicated his bad table manners. He was well educated. Dressed, spoke and acted well. I'd never gone to his place, so wouldn't really know. He was just a nice young man. I was also a good judge of character but I completely missed it on the table manners. He tried calling for weeks after that but I'd barred his line. |
Re: Your Worst Date? by Smellymouth: 8:30am On Mar 24, 2016 |
I had talked to this girl for a while on social media and we agreed to meet at a mutual friend’s party. She appeared to be into me for two hours while we talked, isolated from the rest of the party.I went to the restroom, got a new drink, chatted with some other people for a bit, but afterwards I couldn’t find her. I didn’t see her the rest of the night, and nobody knew where she’d gone.As I was leaving the party, one of the many cars was an SUV with fogged up windows. I didn’t find out until the next morning through our mutual friend that it was her in the vehicle, and she’d banged some dude she had met only minutes after me. 2 Likes |
Re: Your Worst Date? by Fweezy(m): 10:36am On Mar 26, 2016 |
megareal: As much as I wud want to trust ur sense of judgement on his supposed education, the whole date sounds like a whole set up to me. His behavior at the restaurant was totally unacceptable and either calls his education to question or lands a big slap on ur reputation. An educated man shud know dat his date is priority on any such occassion. That he ordered his food b4 urs and started eating witout waiting for u and totally creating an ugly scene wit his eatin habits can only mean 2 things. He did all of dat deliberately to test ur reactions or he did it to just ridicule u. Other than dis, he is not and can not claim to be educated no matter how well dressed or well spoken he appeared to be at that time. 8 Likes |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 1:45pm On Mar 26, 2016 |
Fweezy:I thought so too at the time until I met two people almost like him. An ex boss and a church member. The ex boss is well travelled and well read. He lived in California for years. Married to a lovely wife, but his table manners are appalling. He's a mirror of the guy except for the sneezing. He eats like an animal. The other is a married church member with a Phd. Dnt get me started on him. The day I saw him eat at his place, my mouth was agape. Wife was so ashamed, she kept telling him, 'dear we have a visitor', but the man waved her aside. Those two made me realise some people are human in clothes but animals within. 3 Likes |
Re: Your Worst Date? by halfricanadian(f): 1:49pm On Mar 26, 2016 |
My worse date is usually exams and result dates 11 Likes |
Re: Your Worst Date? by Idydarling(f): 2:01pm On Mar 26, 2016 |
@ op, am sure yours was the lowest of the low, thank goodness, u left that fool with ur last shred of dignity 2 Likes |
Re: Your Worst Date? by Nobody: 3:41pm On Jan 02, 2017 |
halfricanadian: |
Re: Your Worst Date? by Fedayeen02: 11:16pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
megareal:I don't believe this 3 Likes |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 2:18pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Fedayeen02: Sounds too crazy right. Berra believe it. |
Re: Your Worst Date? by Fedayeen02: 9:20am On Jan 20, 2017 |
megareal:Do you still fancy a hangout? A lowkey stuff? I'm in Lagos. |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 9:36am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Fedayeen02: Nay. I'm taken. |
Re: Your Worst Date? by Fedayeen02: 9:47am On Jan 20, 2017 |
megareal:Good. |
Re: Your Worst Date? by luminouz(m): 9:54am On Jan 20, 2017 |
megareal:What's with u n table manners? |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 10:37am On Jan 20, 2017 |
luminouz: Meaning? 1 Like |
Re: Your Worst Date? by luminouz(m): 11:38am On Jan 20, 2017 |
megareal:Upon all d ish u can find about men...na table manners piss u off d most? I mean they are handsome..educated n cultured but eat too nosily for ur liking? U can teach them proper table etiquette without sounding all judgemental ...u ain pic perfect ursef |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 11:48am On Jan 20, 2017 |
luminouz: Yea, bad table manners irritates me. So does senselessness and lack of vision. I believe a grown accomplished man should at least have learnt how to eat well in public and at home. Good table manners were my first lessons at home. I'm not perfect, but I'm quick to learn and easily identify what am doing wrong in the midst of people and adjust. I just dislike obtuse people who can't sense things or adjust when they are making others uncomfortable . 4 Likes |
Re: Your Worst Date? by luminouz(m): 11:59am On Jan 20, 2017 |
megareal: I get u! See things my way too Those men might never have had ur kind of parents to teach em etiquette n all DAT! Mum was a teacher n she beat hell into me before I stopped slurping my soup! Some men are not so lucky n might even grow up without any kind of supervision...... If u liked any of them...u could have taught them DAT u know! Am always ready to learn if a lady make me see reasons for being wrong... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 12:09pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
luminouz: I see what you mean. Over the years I have learnt to do that on different issues if the person is ready to listen and not set in his/her ways but then, I was younger and had certain expectations lol. 1 Like |
Re: Your Worst Date? by luminouz(m): 12:13pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
megareal: Lool! Youth is always impatient u know! I get u! Now ur wiser I guess! |
Re: Your Worst Date? by iamharkinwaley: 12:19pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
halfricanadian:Lol this got me smiling |
Re: Your Worst Date? by luminouz(m): 12:20pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
My worst date......well...I actually never had a date...d going out to shoprite n all DAT type! My dates always prefered coming home to cook for me than to eat out....they loved going to zoos sha! Guess have been lucky with my girls! |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 12:20pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
luminouz: Way wiser. |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 12:23pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
halfricanadian: Lol, give me your date over the one I had anyday, anytime. |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 12:24pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
Idydarling: I had to o. I still cringe when I remember the embarrassment though. |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 12:27pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
luminouz: Yea you've been lucky o, especially with regards to saving your money. |
Re: Your Worst Date? by luminouz(m): 12:47pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
megareal:Now I get why ur moniker is megareal Lemme drop u some bars /Megareal is she who drops it so hot..DAT u reel/ /don't mess with her niggaz....coz u will peel/ Haven't seen her at all....but wazdis I feel/ Hope u can cook sha....or see d back of ma heel/ Ur enemies are mine now...watch em kneel then keel/ |
Re: Your Worst Date? by luminouz(m): 1:01pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
megareal:Abi ooooooo! N I don't know why? Those girls kinda loved me dou...n not my pocket! |
Re: Your Worst Date? by megareal: 2:30pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
luminouz: Lol. You don dey wax poetical. Oya add melody make I dance. |
Re: Your Worst Date? by luminouz(m): 4:29pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
megareal:Loooool! Add am make we dance together! |
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