Dlordsamurai:
yeah u mean my 10 inches dick?

Dlordsamurai:
lol ritababe is in my book already, i have plans 4 her. but on a more serious note, the wooers nor try at all. So tey laveda had to reply u almost got me at her wooer, lol dats savage.

Draei:

Yaahm back, Thanks to Madrid,
Now what did I miss...Uhm lemme see.

Dlordsamurai:
Bro if you see the ladies i approach and i row with, you will bow to me. from ughelli to warri to asaba to anambra to benin to porthacourt to owerri to lagos. bro all the wooers here are pre mature.

thepussyhunter:



hahahaha

i get you now bro


dont know about the others but that reply from laveda certainly means dem guys or rather the guy no finish work

but you still have to give them credit cos them bold come out (even if its online and on a faceless forum) con woo ladies when solomon like gods like you no gree show face

all the same sha you'll still show me the way o abi?

Dlordsamurai:
lol well if that be the case, but u know real players dnt show theirselves na. "what 99% of romancelanders dont know is that i actually dated three miss nairaland contestants offline in ___year. ITS only two ladies that are aware in the whole of romanceland. what i am saying is that, real men move in silence.

thepussyhunter:



you missed nathing jareh

do you think that ronaldo's second yellow was worth it

#hala madrid

kellycute:
you too dey make mouth..

Dlordsamurai:
lol well if that be the case, but u know real players dnt show theirselves na. "what 99% of romancelanders dont know is that i actually dated three miss nairaland contestants offline in ___year. ITS only two ladies that are aware in the whole of romanceland. what i am saying is that, real men move in silence.

FuckBooy:
.

Rubbish!!!
Whr de trophy wey dem give you for that?
Your mates are bragging on better stuffs.
You dey here dey hide beneath nairaland dey yarn dust. If you here for wanting to sell your e-books and Co, Face it. Not ranting sh*t

Dlordsamurai:
bro fvck off, i am more talented than my mates out there, i am a student, i am brilliant, i am tall, i am fair, i am handsome, my friends calls me ronaldo, because i am a very good footballer, i was called micheal jackson in secondary school because i dance like micheal jackson and sings all his songs. I am a prophet, i see things that people dnt see. i am a dreamer, i dream about tomorrow and the future and take it 4rm me bro. soon you will buy expensive tickets just to watch me perform so fvck off. note i am not proud, i am simply stating the undeniable fact. i have seen my own future and what will be will be.

Dlordsamurai:
bro fvck off, i am more talented than my mates out there, i am a student, i am brilliant, i am tall, i am fair, i am handsome, my friends calls me ronaldo, because i am a very good footballer, i was called micheal jackson in secondary school because i dance like micheal jackson and sings all his songs. I am a prophet, i see things that people dnt see. i am a dreamer, i dream about tomorrow and the future and take it 4rm me bro. soon you will buy expensive tickets just to watch me perform so fvck off. note i am not proud, i am simply stating the undeniable fact. i have seen my own future and what will be will be.

thepussyhunter:



13-08-2017 00:21
the day the the pussyhunter met a real man


you're right on that real men dont show off part though


and what the fvck!!!!

Three? !!!!

let the investigation begin.,.......we shall search out the two ladies that know and force them to give us names of da 3 miss nl contesttants

quick question..........you wouldnt happen to have dated a certain ref........ Or have you?

Draei:

Even a man struck with blindness for a decade
knows it wasn't. Suarez deserved the yellow
more cuz he dived buh Ronaldo never did, he only stumbled and fell off with a lil impact from the defender.


Anyway, it's Uefalona you know, King of ojoro.
Buh them still chop am. 0roro just entered,
did the most needed magic...Left the pitch.
#Now that's classic!

FuckBooy:


Baba Just Keep quiet Abeg.
Na you be Jack of all trades, footballer, wooer, dancer..
Dey try give yourself confidence. I know your type
you just dey constitute nairaland nuisance for here.

Dlordsamurai:
lol i dnt know o,,, if u can get the ladies that i dated then i will know that ure indeed a true investigator but u cant, because i dnt usually quote them on nairaland. just once in a while.

Dlordsamurai:
lol bro, its not about confidence, i have proven myself times without number. the records dnt lie. i was the highest goal scorer in the football tournament that was just concluded right here in my town and i was the best player. bro once again, records dnt lie. just like zlantan ibrahimovich, i see and regard myself as the best. if u like say i am showing myself or this or that, but one thing i know is that i am a demi god. thats my mentality.

Dlordsamurai:
lol bro, its not about confidence, i have proven myself times without number. the records dnt lie. i was the highest goal scorer in the football tournament that was just concluded right here in my town and i was the best player. bro once again, records dnt lie. just like zlantan ibrahimovich, i see and regard myself as the best. if u like say i am showing myself or this or that, but one thing i know is that i am a demi god. thats my mentality.

FuckBooy:


As per Local champion. E normal �

FuckBooy:



For your Town Shey?
As per Local champion. E normal �

Dlordsamurai:
lol but atleast i am known and great things starts 4rm small. but u who know u, even in ur compound? no one.

Dlordsamurai:
bro fvck off, i am more talented than my mates out there, i am a student, i am brilliant, i am tall, i am fair, i am handsome, my friends calls me ronaldo, because i am a very good footballer, i was called micheal jackson in secondary school because i dance like micheal jackson and sings all his songs. I am a prophet, i see things that people dnt see. i am a dreamer, i dream about tomorrow and the future and take it 4rm me bro. soon you will buy expensive tickets just to watch me perform so fvck off. note i am not proud, i am simply stating the undeniable fact. i have seen my own future and what will be will be.

Dlordsamurai:
lol but atleast i am known and great things starts 4rm small. but u who know u, even in ur compound? no one.

Dlordsamurai:
lol but atleast i am known and great things starts 4rm small. but u who know u, even in ur compound? no one.

shinarlaura:


I almost fell .

Had some stuffs to take care of.

Hope u had a nice day

FuckBooy:


You know, if I start bragging on that kinda stuff with you now.
I'm only gonna bring myself down to your level
and you're surely gonna beat me with your stup*d*ty

TGoddess:
No. nvm.

Divay22:
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