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succyblinks:
Bitch?? I've told you this isn't your family meeting na. You should stop poke nosing in people's affair else buhari's dirty undies will fall on you

na wah o

wetin this dey talk

who the fvck are you really?

and do i know you?

sunshineR:
na wah o

wetin this dey talk

who the fvck are you really?

and do i know you?

Oh I forgot! You haven't taken your pills today. Now run along you little scurry rat and let is be known to you today that not everyone is like your female relatives who goes as cheap as 5men for 5naira

Mofo bye!

pocohantas:
Some go just dey argue rubbish. How will someone say prick no dey smell? Whether clean or dirty...it has a distinct or unhealthy smell as the case may be. No be everything them dey claim superiority on top ahbeg.

Can't believe these ignoramuses (I can sha) are running their mouths when we have things like smegma - more typical with uncircumcised joysticks, yeast infection - more women get it but men can get it too, balantis is another type of infection, poor hygiene etc that can cause offensive odours

succyblinks:
Oh I forgot! You haven't taken your pills today. Now run along you little scurry rat and let is be known to you today that not everyone is like your female relatives who goes as cheap as 5men for 5naira

Mofo bye!

hahahahah

now that does it..............its official; you're crazy hoe

you've been yapping shiii about female relatives and frankly i know not what you talking about..........

I suggest you take ur own advice and go take ur pills

meanwhile i'm outta here

adios hoe

sunshineR:
hahahahah

now that does it..............its official; you're crazy hoe

you've been yapping shiii about female relatives and frankly i know not what you talking about..........

I suggest you take ur own advice and go take ur pills

meanwhile i'm outta here

adios hoe

You seem so acquainted with the name hoe. It seems it brings back memories

Its nobody's fault your mum sold her nunu cheaply giving you the impression that all women are hoes. You don't insult me indirectly and expect me to leave you man, someone has to teach you some manners which the crazy bitxh who birth was too busy to teach you

Lalas247:
Dick doesn't smell
But
If you wear boxers for 1 week sweating
It will not from secretion but just good ole sweat no biggie .. it's like when u sweat armpit area it will stink once washed dats it


Even an infected dick won't smell hence y ladies are advised to check up n make sure the a protected because a guy saying I am clean ain't no guarantee he ain't infested with STD
Lol try do work experience in a sexual health clinic you'll smell the tuna can girls from the door it's reall appaulling ... thrush & bacteria vaginosis can make it smell ...

Finally a lady that has knowledge about the issue being discussed and has laid it down without sentiments. Nice one

Watching another epic match SUNSHINER VS SUCCYBLINKS... this will be interesting



My money is on u hunter

pu7pl3:
Watching another epic match SUN.SHINER VS SUCCYBLINKS... this will be interesting



My money is on u hunter

lmfao

bros no fight o

the bitch came all crying on me and sincerely i no know who she be

best guess is she's an olosho

cos hoe wey i call am pain am die na im make am confuse con dey talk relatives, bitxh, family meeting, female etc

Lalas247:
Dick doesn't smell
But
If you wear boxers for 1 week sweating
It will not from secretion but just good ole sweat no biggie .. it's like when u sweat armpit area it will stink once washed dats it


Even an infected dick won't smell hence y ladies are advised to check up n make sure the a protected because a guy saying I am clean ain't no guarantee he ain't infested with STD
Lol try do work experience in a sexual health clinic you'll smell the tuna can girls from the door it's reall appaulling ... thrush & bacteria vaginosis can make it smell ...

Lala the butt queen

I like the way you laid it down truthfully without being beclouded by gender sentiments.

All those feminist shrews saying a dick smells are suffering from the horrors where a dude retrieved his dick in the middle of a sweet fúck because the stench from their VJs immobilised the dick and set it on limping mode.

sunshineR:
lmfao

bros no fight o

the bitch came all crying on me and sincerely i no know who she be

best guess is she's an olosho

cos hoe wey i call am pain am die na im make am confuse con dey talk relatives, bitxh, family meeting, female etc

Hahahahhaha.... i don die
I swear d tin pain am....


She doesnt knw wat the expression hoe is

For Sweet Cinderella5

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ibkayee:
Can't believe these ignoramuses (I can sha) are running their mouths when we have things like smegma - more typical with uncircumcised joysticks, yeast infection - more women get it but men can get it too, balantis is another type of infection, poor hygiene etc that can cause offensive odours

Blindfold me and put the neatest dick in the world...maybe by GWR to my nose... I will tell you it's a dick
It could have a light natural musk, which should be sensual . Let me not talk of the unhealthy one, that one isn't my concern. If some ladies can say their vagina doesn't have any natural smell...why can't guys say same. Ahbegi...

pocohantas:
Blindfold me and put the neatest dick in the world...maybe by GWR to my nose... I will tell you it's a dick
It could have a light natural musk, which should be sensual . Let me not talk of the unhealthy one, that one isn't my concern. If some ladies can say their vagina doesn't have any natural smell...why can't guys say same. Ahbegi...

Lool

Kondomatic:
Lols, this is like saying that a male doctor should not be allowed to come into the labour room because he doesn't have a womb to carry a child nor vagina to push out the child with.


See, vagina cleans itself internally with its natural secretions. Your duty is to keep the outside clean and dry from excess moisture to avoid yeast infections.

A smelly vagina doesn't mean that you're not keeping it clean, most times it is because of one infection or the other

A nurse once said we should not wash the inside that it cleans itself. I followed her instructions religiously. I wash other part and allow the main to clean itself. After some days I perceive smell from down there. I resume washing asap. Call it weird I like the fresh smell from down there.

Lezzlie:
For Sweet Cinderella5

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I'm curious, my good man. What did the lass do to you to warrant such penile pummelling?

ibkayee:
Lool

...and yea to smegma, some have probably never heard of it . That's why someone will be telling me the difference between the thighs and prick itself... Babe have a nice day jare.

Oyindidi:
A nurse once said we should not wash the inside that it cleans itself. I followed her instructions religiously. I wash other part and allow the main to clean itself. After some days I perceive smell from down there. I resume washing asap. Call it weird I like the fresh smell from down there.

Thank you. Another implicit admission that the male penís is the only surgeon in the world who performs surgery deep inside a pussy without wearing surgical mask

SalomonKane:
I'm curious, my good man. What did the lass do to you to warrant such penile pummelling?

The cucumber addict said the male dick smells like the vagina. I was trying to tell the drab that the dick is more or less an outward extended part of the male body like an arm or leg and cannot smell safe for the groin or public hairs.

But the unkept bedlamite wouldn't listen. I'm sure she's a career dick sucker with 99% of her clientele consisting of pentioneers with prostrate disorders, peeing on their pants uncontrollably.

pu7pl3:
Hahahahhaha.... i don die
I swear d tin pain am....


She doesnt knw wat the expression hoe is

no be small thing o

me no know for that one o but if she replies me i go follow am run the matter

it wouldnt hurt if i make her my first nl e-fight opponent

howfa you boss

Cinderella5:
The guy said penis is like arm or leg? How can a normal human being say that? Fearlez?

Cindy, you are wrong in this. The joystick doesn't smell. Most men don't shave so I'll say its their pubic hair that smells. Some that doesn't clean up thoroughly after using the toilet too may smell too. Lezz, don't you get tired of fighting? teach them and move on.

pocohantas:
...and yea to smegma, some have probably never heard of it . That's why someone will be telling me the difference between the thighs and prick itself... Babe have a nice day jare.

I'm not surprised, a pig won't know it's dirty lol

You too dear

Lezzlie:
The cucumber addict said the male dick smells like the vagina. I was trying to tell the drab that the dick is more or less an outward extended part of the male body like an arm or leg and cannot smell safe for the groin or public hairs.

But the unkept bedlamite wouldn't listen. I'm sure she's a career dick sucker with 99% of her clientele consisting of pentioneers with prostrate disorders, peeing on their pants uncontrollably.

whoa... I refuse to be amaze. I've read what a few of them here spew, and believe me, they all suffer from acute narcissistic disorder that's why they fail to bow down to superior reason.

It's a known fact that the vagina, if not thoroughly washed and well taken care of, reek like a corpse devoid of proper burial. Girls who say such nonsense like the lass in question, I'm won't be surprised, usually have oozing vaginas, that's why they always rush to say the penis smell like the vagina.

I tell you, the penis of a mad man who roam the street is far cleaner, fresher and nurtured than the vagina of many of these lass who come here to vomit their juvenile vermin.

Cinderella5:
if you don't notice some odour in an unwashed dick, it means you are a freak of nature.

Fearlez:
nípple-less is a metaphor to describe your mother had corrupted DNA that resorted in abnormal body growth!

You're truly as dumb as a mannequin and as emotional as a pimple faced teenager.

OMG!!! This guy has pepper in his mouth o. Chei!

#notetoself: Don't ever get into a fight with this dude

Na those head masters dudes dey use dia tongues to wash am 4 dem

sunshineR:

no be small thing o

me no know for that one o but if she replies me i go follow am run the matter

it wouldnt hurt if i make her my first nl e-fight opponent

howfa you boss

Im gud bruv....

Its going to be a mismatch i advice her not to reply

But if she does.... u know wat to do

Lezzlie:
Cinderella5 pussy has an odour that can put the most effective mosquito repellants out of the market.

Any fly that swirls around her ass area crash-lands , going unconscious instantly.

The stench from her pussy can be effectively use for birth control. All what wives needed to do is spray it on the bedroom and have their husbands dicks petrified.

She stinks so bad that if she washes her pants at the Onitsha end of river Niger all the fishes in Rover Benue immigrates to River Nile in Egypt.

The stench from her pants automatically activates Nairaland anti spam bot to ban me at will

And you wonder why the U.S and other super power haven't developed a weapon of mass destruction using the smell from a woman's vagina.

AND WASHING WITH JUST WATER WORKS VERY FINE TOO.

kimbraa:
You're a guy so you won't be telling me how to take care of my body. I should be the one doing that.

Washing only the vulva doesn't mean the vagina itself has been properly washed. Some will say don't use soap 'cause of the vagina PH but who cares about its PH when keeping proper hygiene that may make your spouse leave you is concerned?.

I wash the labia majora with soap then use my fingers to wash the inside with just ordinary water to remove whatever it shedded. Some just wash the labia majora with water and that's it.