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Guys, I saw this on one of my social platform and wish to share if its not already on this Nairaland.

*Girls are Banks in Nigeria*, *Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria?*


1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called "Commercial Bank".?

2. A girl who calls you for food always is called "Agricultural Development Bank".??

3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family members is called "National Investment Bank".?

4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is "Social Security Bank".?

5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity Bank".?

6. A girl who loves every available man is "Access Bank".?

7. A girl who dates men from different countries is "Intercontinental bank".??

8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is called "Micro Finance Bank".?

9. Dating a woman older than u is called "Wema Bank".?

10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to her guy is called "Guaranty Trust Bank".??

11. A girl whose guy dis-virgined her is called, "Firstbank".?

12. A girl who uses all ur money to buy jewelries is called "Diamond bank".?

13. A girl who takes her guy as the highest thing that has happened in her life...."Zenith bank"

14. A girl DAT works together with her guy......"Union bank"

Ladies which "Bank" Are You?*

Guys Which "Bank" is ur Girlfriend..., Pls be honest....*

me ayam guaranty trustworthy bank

mofeoluwadassah:
me ayam guaranty trustworthy bank

Na so I rush go look ya profile...Mehnn

@debosky
@lalasticlala
Corn don land o

Union Bank fa

CBN

Fidelity bank.

@Kimcutie
@Saliman22
@Toks2008
@fineboynl
@MlSSCLASSY
@princedmiayer

Where are your comments na

Rorachy:
Fidelity bank.

Roooaarrrrrrhhhhh

Divay22:
CBN

Wetin dat one mean Are you a .......?

OP which bank is your girlfriend

Dillusionist:
OP which bank is your girlfriend

Social Security Bank, and am not liking it

cantok:
Wetin dat one mean Are you a .......?

You don't have to know the meaning
Happy new month

cantok:
@Kimcutie
@Saliman22
@Toks2008
@fineboynl
@MlSSCLASSY
@princedmiayer

Where are your comments na

Don't have a girlfriend and I don't even do girlfriend thingy at this stage of my life.

Divay22:
You don't have to know the meaning
Happy new month

aaawwwww

Toks2008:
Don't have a girlfriend and I don't even do girlfriend thingy at this stage of my life.

awwww, how sweet...girl friends are suffering you know...

cantok:
Social Security Bank, and am not liking it

hahaha...funny

cantok:
@Kimcutie
@Saliman22
@Toks2008
@fineboynl
@MlSSCLASSY
@princedmiayer

Where are your comments na

Thanks for the mention, I love threads like this Mine is Zenith Bank; that's if I have one, but I have a feeling that I have!

Ayam Guaranty Trust Bank

virtually everyone will say fidelity or GT bank.....

Hypocrisy everywhere...

Kimcutie:
Thanks for the mention, I love threads like this Mine is Zenith Bank; that's if I have one, but I have a feeling that I have!

but I have a feeling that I have?

massive1019:
virtually everyone will say fidelity or GT bank.....


Hypocrisy everywhere...

We are naija na

cantok:
but I have a feeling that I have?

Yes na, cuz they are making approaches

Tamarapetty, which is your boyfriend ?

Am Zenith Bank
Btw check my signature

Oluwasaeon:
Tamarapetty, which is your boyfriend ?

which is your girlfriend?

Tamarapetty:
which is your girlfriend?

Guaranty Trust Bank

Am guessing this @Henitan must be a serious bank type, because am checking her signature and am seeing some serious business.....

cantok:
awwww, how sweet...girl friends are suffering you know...

Sure they are but I would prefer Guaranty trust bank for a wife.

shasha101:
Ayam Guaranty Trust Bank

You will make a good wife for me.If I propose will you say yes I do?

Toks2008:
You will make a good wife for me.If I propose will you say yes I do?

propose first na

Toks2008:
You will make a good wife for me.If I propose will you say yes I do?

shasha101:
propose first na

Aaawwww......waiting