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Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 12:02am On Sep 01, 2017
Blackhawk01:
Lol. Chicken hearted tongue

Sleep? Mstcheeeeew, been trying to do that for hours with me heading no where. Iyaff given up on sleep. cry embarassed
tongue tongue tongue

its all part of them nemesis hun

you e-bully me now sleep eludes you cheesy tongue

anyways why dont you take some sleeping pills to help or better still close ur eyes and think about me

thinking about me would definitely bore you to sleep cheesy
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 12:04am On Sep 01, 2017
Babybunny:
You started it when you insulted em

And nah I don't know ha

Bye cool
i see

anyways good night and have a lovely night rest smiley


you still owe me one though tongue
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Blackhawk01: 12:07am On Sep 01, 2017
sunshineR:
tongue tongue tongue

its all part of them nemesis hun

you e-bully me now sleep eludes you cheesy tongue

anyways why dont you take some sleeping pills to help or better still close ur eyes and think about me

thinking about me would definitely bore you to sleep cheesy
Kikikikiki cheesy grin grin. Pained tongue

Sleeping pills? I wouldn't even take pills when I'm sick, wooz! I'll find a book to read sha.

Let my Baeby kash you. undecided
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 12:12am On Sep 01, 2017
Blackhawk01:
Kikikikiki cheesy grin grin. Pained tongue

Sleeping pills? I wouldn't even take pills when I'm sick, wooz! I'll find a book to read sha.

Let my Baeby kash you. undecided
lol
i see.....................well good luck with that even though we both know it aiint gonna do shiiii in helping you sleep cheesy tongue

shocked shocked
so you cant even dream of other people too shocked shocked

oh how awful ur dreams must me............having to always dream about one person is quite draining abi cheesy

anyways dont worry i dream of you instead...........at least baeby cant get into me dreams grin
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Kimcutie: 12:24am On Sep 01, 2017
sunshineR:
lmao cheesy cheesy

oh c'mon that was me just joking around na sad

plus the lady admitted to being a hoe and thats why i took it up with her

and for the record that is the very first time i've done such shiiii (trading words with anyone)

you saw the other lady telling me to stop cos thats not me...........yep she was right cos thats not me........i as only joking..
Na wah for you o embarassed
Oh shocked you know her!
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 12:26am On Sep 01, 2017
Kimcutie:
Oh shocked you know her!
yes and no

why're you asking
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Kimcutie: 12:28am On Sep 01, 2017
sunshineR:
yes and no

why're you asking
Curiosity!
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 12:30am On Sep 01, 2017
Kimcutie:
Curiosity!
cheesy cheesy

ok fam cool
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Kimcutie: 12:35am On Sep 01, 2017
sunshineR:
cheesy cheesy

ok fam cool
I was going through you guys mentions, I was like, this guy sharp ooo until I saw that comment I quoted!
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 12:46am On Sep 01, 2017
Kimcutie:
I was going through you guys mentions, I was like, this guy sharp ooo until I saw that comment I quoted!
hehehehe cheesy cheesy

i met her at a thread where i was having an e-fight with one lady who claimed to be a successful well to do ashawo in reality


and theres no sharp anything o lipsrsealed lipsrsealed......................
Na wah for una sef o
all of una no go let persin run e ....... in peace again embarassed
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Kimcutie: 1:06am On Sep 01, 2017
sunshineR:
hehehehe cheesy cheesy

i met her at a thread where i was having an e-fight with one lady who claimed to be a successful well to do ashawo in reality


and theres no sharp anything o lipsrsealed lipsrsealed......................
Na wah for una sef o
all of una no go let persin run e ....... in peace again embarassed
grin grin grin angry angry
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 1:58am On Sep 01, 2017
Blackhawk01:
grin cheesy

Hafar na? Are you a Muslim? Dey find where I fit chop salläh meat. sad
nope a Christian
Me self the look for where to chop meat sad
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Babybunny(f): 6:39pm On Sep 01, 2017
Happy new month blackhawk and sunshiner grin kiss kiss
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 8:19pm On Sep 01, 2017
Babybunny:
Happy new month blackhawk and sunshiner grin kiss kiss
grin grin
thanks hun and same here kiss kiss

how're you and bae doing grin grin
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody:
Kashybaby grin grin
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 7:18pm On Sep 06, 2017
optional1:
lolz,

5 different age you thought i am.. Add all of those ages and divide it by 3 and minus 3 you will know my real age...


Yeah, single and searching for my prince charming..






samibase is located at north east Nigeria, in a state called Borno but it has boundry with cameroon.. Street no 419 along muhammad bello road, flat no 65 Abubabar Shekau family compound, up story building no 7 room no 5, turn left and you will see my bed the pink one is my own..




Don't derail this thread again, call me somewhere else..


Good afternoon
jesu!!!! shocked shocked shocked

you're 35yrs old? shocked shocked............i pray o shocked shocked................which kain late evening lie be this na sad......

See as the thing weak me just now embarassed

lmao

hmmmm i can see you dont want me to come take the doggy you "promised" me sad sad............how you want make i find the place with this description na cry cry


and ermm for the record i used to be a prince charming and i still gat some of me prince charming traits

(just putting it out there) wink cheesy cheesy

Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by sonofanarchy(m): 7:52pm On Sep 06, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

300 billi? Hang on lemme convert that to USD grin

I will get the money...who cares about sex? Since not all men know how to work hard to pound that tight NUNU and eat it like a jollof rice while you both having eye to eye contact wink grin


I go buy all kinds of Jack Rabbit, Magic Mike and even King Kong sha cheesy
pls reject the money I can lick ur nunu until u start speaking Chinese
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by optional1(f): 8:02pm On Sep 06, 2017
Lolz, you are O.Y.O.




sunshineR:
jesu!!!! shocked shocked shocked

you're 35yrs old? shocked shocked............i pray o shocked shocked................which kain late evening lie be this na sad......

See as the thing weak me just now embarassed

lmao

hmmmm i can see you dont want me to come take the doggy you "promised" me sad sad............how you want make i find the place with this description na cry cry


and ermm for the record i used to be a prince charming and i still gat some of me prince charming traits

(just putting it out there) wink cheesy cheesy
you want doggy come get the doggy now you complaining of the description.. Meaning you don't really want it..



Thank God you used to be a prince charming.... So what happen they (ladies) destroy your good traitshuh
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 8:29pm On Sep 06, 2017
optional1:
Lolz, you are O.Y.O.








you want doggy come get the doggy now you complaining of the description.. Meaning you don't really want it..



Thank God you used to be a prince charming.... So what happen they (ladies) destroy your good traitshuh
lol

talk true na embarassed........you're either 21, 22, 23, 24, or 25 abi? sad

how can you be 35? huh...............na lie e

cheesy cheesy cheesy
okay i'll come during the hols............i'll spend four days saluting shekau, taking you to places and then ccollecting my much awaited doggy in style grin grin

and no mind all these hoe-loshos jareh

them hoes have taught me an important lesson that one doesnt just act as a prince charming to any lady cos they wont appreciate it

one has to be a prince charming to the right lady.......................i know i still got them traits deep within me sha

all i need is the right lady to treat like a queen smiley
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Dahmayor(m): 8:34pm On Sep 06, 2017
The money and sex be like bread and butter,that is inseparable


having all that money without a soulmate makes it useless honestly
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by optional1(f): 8:55pm On Sep 06, 2017
I can't fit shout biko



hols ok oh we'll clear all roads for easy access. Okay


sunshineR:
lol

talk true na embarassed........you're either 21, 22, 23, 24, or 25 abi? sad

how can you be 35? huh...............na lie e

cheesy cheesy cheesy
okay i'll come during the hols............i'll spend four days saluting shekau, taking you to places and then ccollecting my much awaited doggy in style grin grin

and no mind all these hoe-loshos jareh

them hoes have taught me an important lesson that one doesnt just act as a prince charming to any lady cos they wont appreciate it

one has to be a prince charming to the right lady.......................i know i still got them traits deep within me sha

all i need is the right lady to treat like a queen smiley
ehya
as you refuse to sit one place why won't them hoe-loshos finish you..



Keep your remaining charming traits for your queen...
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 9:01pm On Sep 06, 2017
optional1:
I can't fit shout biko



hols ok oh we'll clear all roads for easy access. Okay





ehya
as you refuse to sit one place why won't them hoe-loshos finish you..



Keep your remaining charming traits for your queen...
lol

see this evil girl wan lose me for borno cheesy cheesy
dont worry i'll find the state you reside in my self and perharps where you stay too grin grin

lol

but i'm currently sitting in one place now.....actually lying down grin

what if i told you i've found that queen wink grin
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by optional1(f): 9:30pm On Sep 06, 2017
I'm not evil biko




sunshineR:
lol

see this evil girl wan lose me for borno cheesy cheesy
dont worry i'll find the state you reside in my self and perharps where you stay too grin grin

lol

but i'm currently sitting in one place now.....actually lying down grin

what if i told you i've found that queen wink grin
then congratulations treat her like a queen so she can treat you like her king..

Take good care of her so that another man won't get jealous and snatch her away from your hands with your eyes wide open..
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 9:34pm On Sep 06, 2017
[quote author=sunshineR post=60107447][/quote]angry

why u dropped that link codedly? For what? embarassed
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 9:34pm On Sep 06, 2017
optional1:
I'm not evil biko









then congratulations treat her like a queen so she can treat you like her king..

Take good care of her so that another man won't get jealous and snatch her away from your hands with your eyes wide open..
lmao

honey you're too fast o cheesy cheesy

i just found her and i'm not sure if shes even single self neither have i told her anything...........embarassed

but points taken BTW..................

How're the "twins" doing cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 9:38pm On Sep 06, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
angry

why u dropped that link codedly? For what? embarassed
lol
oh that?

Its all a mix up hun

saw a meme i wanted there but i had to go do something so i decided to copy the link before i log off

would go modify and take it off now grin grin
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 9:40pm On Sep 06, 2017
sunshineR:
lol
oh that?

Its all a mix up hun

saw a meme i wanted there but i had to go do something so i decided to copy the link before i log off

would go modify and take it off now grin grin
cheesy

Oohh okies..

I tot u have a problem with it..tho its not a secret but i dont wanna dig the past.. wink
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 9:46pm On Sep 06, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
cheesy

Oohh okies..

I tot u have a problem with it..tho its not a secret but i dont wanna dig the past.. wink
lol
yeah i get that wink grin..............some really funny memes where used there sha.........

had to re-stock my meme bank and i've been moving through some really old threads finding them grin grin

hope i aiint crossing some sorta boundary with this but i thought you claimed to have peanut-sized boobs

how come i see some grape-sized boobz on ur profile lipsrsealed

or isnt that you?
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 9:47pm On Sep 06, 2017
Xcelinteriors:
What is money compare to good sex?
God bless u ma !
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 9:51pm On Sep 06, 2017
Safiaa:
Hell no. I'll be so miserable with the money. Loll
Haha we all know you like that thing Long & Thin. Almighty Queen Safiaa, Aka the Slay Queen of Bermuda !!!
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by optional1(f): 9:54pm On Sep 06, 2017
too Fast howhuh

sunshineR:
lmao

honey you're too fast o cheesy cheesy

i just found her and i'm not sure if shes even single self neither have i told her anything...........embarassed

but points taken BTW..................

How're the "twins" doing cheesy cheesy cheesy
you seen her but still thinking if she is the right queen.. While thinking another fast nigga is washing her plate after eating his favorite meal...


Go for what you want even though it will be turn down....




The twins are doing great they are sleeping already... Thanks for asking after them..
Re: Would You Stop Having Sex Forever If Given 300billion Naira?? by Nobody: 10:03pm On Sep 06, 2017
optional1:
too Fast howhuh





you seen her but still thinking if she is the right queen.. While thinking another fast nigga is washing her plate after eating his favorite meal...


Go for what you want even though it will be turn down....




The twins are doing great they are sleeping already... Thanks for asking after them..
i'm an emotional ass+hole.................no thanks to the three ladies, one woman and one man (who wasnt always around) i stayed with for 23 years embarassed embarassed

and i hate rejection thats why i watch the lady and look out for signs and reaction before i do anything but i'll try what you just said

sofar you'll give me a shoulder to cry on and some hot doggy if somehow she rejects me

heheheh
i think say dem still dey belle o
wetin con sup na
how dem take sleep cheesy cheesy cheesy
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