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Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Homeboiy: 11:49am On Sep 24, 2017
ajibolabd:
correct me please

U should have used

Break instead of broke

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Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by uwammebi: 11:50am On Sep 24, 2017
Been a lone ranger 2yrs n counting.
Been great n terrible moments.
Been nights I'd been grateful for d lack of distractions, nights i cld Concentrate on a project, nights I cld party til dawn, nyts I cld bring whomever I please home, times iv been AWOL with no one demanding explanations.

Bt ther've also been terribly-cold, lonely nights wer I'd. Long For A trustworthy non-cheating partner occupying my bed. Nights I'd come Back home from work n wish der was home-made appetizing dish to look forward to. Nyts I'd wanna enjoy enjoy a Movie with her or have her remind me to go have a shower

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Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by shinarlaura(f): 11:51am On Sep 24, 2017
iamsirmichael1:


See iyawo o grin

Meaning?
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by shinarlaura(f): 11:53am On Sep 24, 2017
uwammebi:


Waaaaaat!
No wayy!
shocked
Itz a jjokin sturvez.
No fine geh stays single dat long jor!

Hahahahaha... am not joking.

I ve decided to become a virgin again. smiley
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by shinarlaura(f): 11:53am On Sep 24, 2017
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by sammoe(m): 12:11pm On Sep 24, 2017
tongue
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by pryme(m): 12:17pm On Sep 24, 2017
30 yrs, wanna see if I can set a new record.


Gimme a good earpiece and some Breaking Benjamins grin grin
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 12:21pm On Sep 24, 2017
shinarlaura:


Yes ooo..

We re now semi virgins. grin grin

yes oo
I wish there was a way we can help each other grin
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by uwammebi: 12:23pm On Sep 24, 2017
shinarlaura:


Hahahahaha... am not joking.

I ve decided to become a virgin again. smiley

Impossible!
A split hymen is a split hymen!
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by shinarlaura(f): 12:29pm On Sep 24, 2017
sunshineG:
yes oo
I wish there was a way we can help each other grin

Am coming to Nigeria fast fast grin grin
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 12:30pm On Sep 24, 2017
shinarlaura:


Meaning?

A newly wedded wife
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by shinarlaura(f): 12:30pm On Sep 24, 2017
uwammebi:


Impossible!
A split hymen is a split hymen!

grin grin..... I want to become a Reverend sister
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Stevengerd(m): 12:31pm On Sep 24, 2017
Queennikky:
2 years..... I was not interested either
E no pay u my dear!
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by djeezy(m): 12:32pm On Sep 24, 2017
Few days.
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 12:34pm On Sep 24, 2017
shinarlaura:


Am coming to Nigeria fast fast grin grin
yeah that is the spirit grin grin

We are helping each other, by ourselves grin cheesy

So when should I be expecting you
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by shinarlaura(f): 12:37pm On Sep 24, 2017
iamsirmichael1:


A newly wedded wife

Lol....ok. Is that yoruba?
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 12:44pm On Sep 24, 2017
shinarlaura:


Lol....ok. Is that yoruba?

Yes it is.

You're not from Nigeria, are you? Cameroon??
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by uwammebi: 12:46pm On Sep 24, 2017
shinarlaura:


grin grin..... I want to become a Reverend sister

Ur in luck den! I own a convent and am recruitin nuns
grin
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by BadBlaize(m): 12:53pm On Sep 24, 2017
since dem born me
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by shinarlaura(f): 12:56pm On Sep 24, 2017
iamsirmichael1:


Yes it is.

You're not from Nigeria, are you? Cameroon??

Ok.

Am from Cameroon. wink
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by shinarlaura(f): 12:57pm On Sep 24, 2017
uwammebi:


Ur in luck den! I own a convent and am recruitin nuns
grin

Hahahahaha.... I don't trust u.... it's like giving groundnut for the rat to keep. cheesy

Not ur convent oooo. Me am not there grin wink
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 1:00pm On Sep 24, 2017
Conji is a idiot oooo, making me bleep anyhow, anyways Ive been single like from June this year, that my ex that has small dick
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 1:02pm On Sep 24, 2017
A month and two weeks..

Simply taking my time before dating again.

Sometimes relationship can be stressful undecided
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Lalas247(f): 1:03pm On Sep 24, 2017
Few seconds
They dropping like flies grin
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Lalas247(f): 1:04pm On Sep 24, 2017
djeezy:
Few days.
kiss
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Rukkydelta(f): 1:05pm On Sep 24, 2017
All my whole life time smiley
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by uwammebi: 1:05pm On Sep 24, 2017
shinarlaura:


Hahahahaha.... I don't trust u.... it's like giving groundnut for the rat to keep. cheesy

Not ur convent oooo. Me am not there grin wink

Ehn?!
My internationaly recognized and certified convent?!
Oya google it!
wink
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Jacktheripper: 1:30pm On Sep 24, 2017
18 years
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Nobody: 1:32pm On Sep 24, 2017
shinarlaura:


Ok.

Am from Cameroon. wink

Why do I have this feeling that you're insincere. Although cameroon is a francophonian country but I doubt you're from there 'cause most Cameroonians are black with you as an exception.
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by Proudlyblack(f): 1:36pm On Sep 24, 2017
18years
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by shinarlaura(f): 1:47pm On Sep 24, 2017
iamsirmichael1:


Why do I have this feeling that you're insincere. Although cameroon is a francophonian country but I doubt you're from there 'cause most Cameroonians are black with you as an exception.

Hahahahaha... that's where u got it all wrong... who told u cameroonians are all blacks.. then u need to come over here. wink
Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by shinarlaura(f): 1:49pm On Sep 24, 2017
uwammebi:


Ehn?!
My internationaly recognized and certified convent?!
Oya google it!
wink

Hahahahaha. I said I don't trust u. wink wink

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