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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tosyne2much(m): 10:17am On Oct 01, 2017
katchycouture:
A man was invited to our fellowship centre, I am a very active person so he went through the fellowship Facebook and got my name (and many others).. he called me out by name and stated mentioning everything he had seen on my Facebook page and everybody wad hailing him...I was 7 months pregnant then with a baby girl, and he told me he can change it to a boy? I just told him I'm fine with the sex abeg
Hahaha this one weak me ooo cheesy
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by FitnessDoctor: 10:17am On Oct 01, 2017
SheIsElle:
Sometimes earlier this year a prophet told me that a great opportunities will come my way, that I should endeavour to pay my tithe and offering when I receive my blessing. I thought she was referring to me getting my dream job. Six months down the line no great opportunity has presented itself, am yet to land my dream job.

Sounds like you are not so religious. prophesies don't happen unless you believe they will happen and pray for them to happen.. It seems that you have not done any of those two things

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Ericsunday619: 10:18am On Oct 01, 2017
I still remember a prophet calling me out in the church and pouring water in my face, honestly i was very annoyed because i came to the church to play piano to make matters worst the prophet said my friends are yahoo boys and i should see him after the service. The moment i talked to him that am an atheist and all what he said was bullshit he was so shocked. Even Jesus Christ was still deceiving people with fake prophesy grin

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by abigeally(f): 10:21am On Oct 01, 2017
ULSHERLAN:


Lol guess he didnt ask for pepper, fresh toamtoes and maggi not to make it look like he was hungry
he ask for 7k i think dat one go carry

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Hashimyussufamao(m): 10:31am On Oct 01, 2017
tosyne2much:
Can you just imagine? undecided
#bro pls are u an admin on nairaland?
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tosyne2much(m): 10:33am On Oct 01, 2017
Hashimyussufamao:

#bro pls are u an admin on nairaland?
No I'm not.. May I know why you asked.?
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Majesticniyi(m): 10:35am On Oct 01, 2017
OK....its aiit

Guess reading your thoughts online would suffice then.

Talk2Bella:


loool

I ain't famous

not a fan of meeting strangers tho

sorry

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Dotwillis1(m): 10:35am On Oct 01, 2017
tyup:


Lmao grin grin abeg na church I dey o

this ur own just weak me lol


grin grin
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Hashimyussufamao(m): 10:42am On Oct 01, 2017
tosyne2much:
No I'm not.. May I know why you asked.?
*i hope u can help in moving thread to fp, check my last topic u're even mentioned
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tosyne2much(m): 10:50am On Oct 01, 2017
Hashimyussufamao:

*i hope u can help in moving thread to fp, check my last topic u're even mentioned
I wish I could but it's beyond my capability
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Hashimyussufamao(m): 10:54am On Oct 01, 2017
tosyne2much:
I wish I could but it's beyond my capability
*no wahala bro, buh u checked the work? the topic i mean
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by wickedtuna: 10:55am On Oct 01, 2017
Alphaman007:
I was told that i was gonna be an engineer.. I'm about to be a graduate of psychology grin
psychological engineering cheesy

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Elzends(m): 10:56am On Oct 01, 2017
Mbaka's prophecy bout buhari undecided

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by stilldoingokay(f): 10:59am On Oct 01, 2017
tosyne2much:
These days, many people are disguising themselves as "prophets" who claim to have the gift of prophecy and they keep dispatching ridiculous prophesies that are either about predicting the death of someone, the calamity that will befall him or the level one can attain in life. Usually these people “prophets” claim to know all the unconfessed sins in a person’s life by mere looking at him.

With these fake prophesies, they have destroyed many homes, relationships/marriages, turned siblings against each other, turned mother-in-law against wife, etc.

I can vividly remember a time I was traveling to school for my exam when a man approached me at the bus stop and identified himself as a white garment prophesy(olusho). He routinely gave me a prophesy of how showed to him how I was going to end up in an accident if I fail disembark the journey. My people, fear grip me oooo.. Me wey wan write exam the next day shocked

I told him "thank you", called the next available bike man and traveled to school

These are the ways these false prophets dispatch ridiculous prophesies and put people in obscurity, so, anyone who is fooled by fake prophesy is ignorant of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

I know many people have also been in the same shoes with me so kindly share your own experiences





that my husband is in abroad
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tolexy123: 11:02am On Oct 01, 2017
A prominent man of God in Nigeria prophesized that Nigeria was going to divide in 2015 and blah blah blah, i still neva see anytin o

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by waywardpikin: 11:03am On Oct 01, 2017
JamesReacher:
How they got these men on the TV selling miracles
You mean to tell me everything gon be fine
If I call your hotline and pay a certain 10percent?

J.cole

Ride on brother
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tellwisdom: 11:35am On Oct 01, 2017
I was coming from a football training when this pastor saw me and was like; heyyy footballer with a mild smile, telling me how something great was about happening in my football career- I shook my head in the affirmative. Again asked where i live; i told him( Very close to where he stopped me); requested for my number; i gave him, promising he would call me shortly. Then i already knew he was after something.

It wasn't even up-to 30 minutes after shower, my fone rang and it was this said pastor; already at my gate. I peeped through my window and saw him parading everywhere looking to see who resembles me grin .... Omo na so i off my fone fling am ontop chair; jump for my bed begin sleep grin grin...Who get time for iranu

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Griffon(m): 11:35am On Oct 01, 2017
MARKone:


grin

e fit still happen, abi u no believe in miracles. Our pops bought their 04s 5k then. Who knows economy fit improve Before December when you'll be able to get ur 2010 Camry for 7k grin

Your faith strong gan. Mine never reach that level abeg cheesy

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Griffon(m): 11:38am On Oct 01, 2017
aThousandHills:
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Even if the prophecy is fake, you can still hope to achieve that

I'll get a baby bigger than Camry definitely. That was never going to happen on a 20k salary though, i am a realist.

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Crixina(f): 11:40am On Oct 01, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
Every Sunday there's usually a topic that tacitly or directly denigrates the Christian religion on the homepage. For me, the only religion in this country with some sense. The Friday posts are not treated the same way. We are watching.
it isn't denigrating Christian religion, but false prophets, except you are saying that these false prophets are Christians.

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Blonchilli(m): 11:41am On Oct 01, 2017
waywardpikin:


J.cole

Ride on brother
Bros go and finish that your story o! Stumbled on it now I'm waiting till the end. Better finish it before I haunt you pass your village people
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tosyne2much(m): 11:44am On Oct 01, 2017
stilldoingokay:



that my husband is in abroad
So, he meant your own husband no dey Nigeria but na Yankee e go come from? cheesy
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by thesuave10(m): 11:49am On Oct 01, 2017
All propgecies of the 21st century are fake and stupid
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by thesuave10(m): 11:50am On Oct 01, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
Every Sunday there's usually a topic that tacitly or directly denigrates the Christian religion on the homepage. For me, the only religion in this country with some sense. The Friday posts are not treated the same way. We are watching.

Abeg shift,the Christian religion is filled with lies from pastors and fake prophets

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Nobody: 11:51am On Oct 01, 2017
abigeally:
i ve a guy i date some years back he walked up to and said baby ve quit loving cos my prophet said u are a barren woman, i was like me ok i move on, two month later i visited a white garment church dey prophecied dat i ll be barren but d solution is to buy 3 catfish 1 bottle of ororo 3 congoes of rice and attach 7k to it i pick race comot frm d scene. To d glory of God am married wit two kids. d guy still dey hustle to of marriage. Agan tan so wa di IYA AWON BOIZ.
.pls am gonna pee

Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by thesuave10(m): 11:52am On Oct 01, 2017
aThousandHills:
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Even if the prophecy is fake, you can still hope to achieve that

The prophecy is still fake oga. Prophecies and hope are not the same thing. Prophecies gives an assurance while hope doesn't

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Sapiosexuality(m): 11:52am On Oct 01, 2017
Crixina:
it isn't denigrating Christian religion, but false prophets, except you are saying that these false prophets are Christians.
You don't understand what is happening here. Let me give you a little detail. Somebody created a Thread and Spoke about forgiving our enemies.

Their are so many threads on forgiving your enemies rather than pray they die but his made the front page. Do you really know why it was moved to the front page?

Simple. The second comment after his post by an atheist responded that a God who couldn't forgive his enemies but send them to hell is a hypocrite. That's why it made the homepage.

I'm not telling you because I consider myself too Christian. No, I don't even consider myself a Christian. I'm telling you because Christianity, a sensible religion, is tacitly being fought.

Their are threads on the Islam for Muslims section that questions the Islamic faith but only threads that speak good of Muslims make the homepage. It is not coincidence.

You guys are helping them push an agenda here. You Christians are too docile here. You are being weakened gradually. For me, I'm interested in truth but not control.

You are being controlled to see your religion as poor and weak and ineffectual (I'm talking of young believers). Your minds are being subconsciously controlled. So much is happening here.

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by thesuave10(m): 11:54am On Oct 01, 2017
enilove:
Why are topics like this making front page. There are other better topics that can make a christian to be serious with God and promote the name of Jesus Christ , but controversial and bad news that would make churches to be viewed with disdain are things the moderators are bringing to the front page. The Muslims section doesn't do this to their religion.
Why dont we come up with things that would make the believers and nonbelievers to be afraid of evil so that this nation can prosper.

Galatians 6:7 KJV
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.


Because pastors and prophets today are all fake

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Sapiosexuality(m): 11:55am On Oct 01, 2017
thesuave10:


Abeg shift,the Christian religion is filled with lies from pastors and fake prophets
I'm done debating religion. I could only argue it but with a worthy opponent or if I'm paid to appear on a platform.
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Lordkratus(m): 11:56am On Oct 01, 2017
one currently telling my wife to be say I no be him husband only for him to come around to tell her that God showed him that she would be his wife. I still dey wait make I get leave from work go warri with my sharp cutlass. I almost lost my relationship to that dude yeye prophecy.
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by thesuave10(m): 11:59am On Oct 01, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
I'm done debating religion. I could only argue it but with a worthy opponent or if I'm paid to appear on a platform.

If you re still convinced that the Christian religion at the moment is 100% perfect then you haven't really ever had a worthy opponent cuz lies are glaringly clear. Pastors are obviously fake using PSYCHOLOGY to deceive the ignorant ones. It's a shame but churches today will send more people to hell than nightclubs

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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Sapiosexuality(m): 12:00pm On Oct 01, 2017
thesuave10:


If you re still convinced that the Christian religion at the moment is 100% perfect then you haven't really ever had a worthy opponent cuz lies are glaringly clear. Pastors are obviously fake using PSYCHOLOGY to deceive the ignorant ones. It's a shame but churches today will send more people to hell than nightclubs
Lol. Okay.

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