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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Notatribalist(m): 12:09am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
I have experienced all this things you mentioned op.I am still suffering from some of them till now.you forget one self,deteriorating VISION. I ALMOST GOT BLIND.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Wuse: 12:13am On Oct 15, 2017
hmm sorry oo
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by WORLDREED(m): 12:15am On Oct 15, 2017
OK OOOOOOOH
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 12:17am On Oct 15, 2017
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2. For the guys. Stop playing football wt monkey post
3. Don't watch that Chinese film tittled monkey in the snake shadow....more tips loading....

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by enomakos(m): 12:19am On Oct 15, 2017
KOPT55:
Haha! I laugh.

Before I begin, let me say that I am totally in love with masturbation! I am an avid masturbator and I am always on the lookout for varied tricks to enjoy myself much more.

Op, your list is highly inaccurate and can actually do more harm than good. Masturbation does not cause any of those effects you put in your list.

On the contrary, it has been proven that masturbation can actually help you attain pen..is growth after your twenties: I am a witness. Masturbation can help you delay ejaculation without the use of any stimulant such as alchohol, viagra etc.

I masturbate more than 20 times per week alongside regular sex with my girlfriend. Infact, me and my girlfriend engage in mutual masturbation just before sex: it makes our orgasms mindblowing!

I am healthy, my pen..is just grew, I can last till kingdom come and I do not have any of those symptoms that you listed there.

Given all the issues you have in your life at the moment, it would expedient for you to visit a doctor for thorough check-up. You are indeed a sick person. Don't wait until it's too late.

20 times a week?is that possible?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by tuscani: 12:26am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
bro the question should be, does having normal ejaculation through sex cause any of these ?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Leez(m): 12:35am On Oct 15, 2017
komododragons:
when ever you masturbate do you feel like someone is entering your azz after masturbation
w
wff bro?

Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Lagban(m): 12:43am On Oct 15, 2017
I must once everyday . I had issue releasing on time after doing it with a prostitute today and at the same time my erection was a bit weak. I know mastu*rbation has its bad side but the good side is far better especially when I don't all the time in the world for relationships. I advise u see a doctor, I don't think masturb*tion is the cause of ur problem.
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 12:45am On Oct 15, 2017
enomakos:
20 times a week?is that possible?

3x7
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by jamesbond0007(m): 12:46am On Oct 15, 2017
elefind:
the Gospel truth is that no guy really like to masturbate , masturbation is just the last option for guys who don't have a regular or serious relationship. for me masturbating is bad but better than rape and also better than patronizing olosho

@Op for your Jon Thomas that didn't function well that is spiritual because it happens to me once back then when I was having different girls around me for bleep.
just thank your God for the girl was not able to use you for spiritual purpose.
True talk it once happen to me, a girl that is dating a cult guy, i try to do no respond, the next day i meet my main babe my John Thomas stand like soldier man. It happened i was pressure and anxiety.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by PotatoSalad(m): 12:47am On Oct 15, 2017
Masterclass32:


True.

Try and quit the habit and discover amazing things about yourself, see yourself do things you may have thought you weren't capable of.

That habit drains the life out of whomever it enslaves.
So does sex

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Sirambassador(m): 12:48am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:

I no fit pass for the girl street again, me wey I be dey form 45 minutes man cry


Lol.... 45 mins still dey learn work na cool
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nashemi: 12:51am On Oct 15, 2017
ObaKlaz:
Oga op, dis your reasons wen u list so, dem dey medically valid?
Masturbator sighted

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Sirambassador(m): 12:54am On Oct 15, 2017
gGGODDd:
op all d effects of masturbation u listed are blatantly wrong n opposite. masturbation enhances sexual abilities such as naturally enlarging ur dikk size, making u last longer during sex, making u able to go extra rounds after many rounds. see this guy? do u know hw many guys masturbation has helped their ministries? its only disadvantage is d addiction. I use to have small dikk but masturbation changed it to a monster . i now fhuck 4 more than an hour, girls rarely allow me go even after fuckingg dem 3 rnds. altho I stopped masturbation long ago but it has really helped me. what happened to u was nt effect of masturbation, No. u have been saved from damage. that girl has a very bad spirit n ur spirit is stronger or perhaps ur ancestors protected u. it happens to so many guys. its d girl, ur spirit is stronger than hers. ur lucky. masturbation did not cus it. A true masturbator's dikk gets hard on any slightest provocation. all u wrote are opposites of d effects of masturbation.


Just negodu.


Ndi mmadu @ bolded
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Sirambassador(m): 12:57am On Oct 15, 2017
KOPT55:
Haha! I laugh.

Before I begin, let me say that I am totally in love with masturbation! I am an avid masturbator and I am always on the lookout for varied tricks to enjoy myself much more.

Op, your list is highly inaccurate and can actually do more harm than good. Masturbation does not cause any of those effects you put in your list.

On the contrary, it has been proven that masturbation can actually help you attain pen..is growth after your twenties: I am a witness. Masturbation can help you delay ejaculation without the use of any stimulant such as alchohol, viagra etc.

I masturbate more than 20 times per week alongside regular sex with my girlfriend. Infact, me and my girlfriend engage in mutual masturbation just before sex: it makes our orgasms mindblowing!

I am healthy, my pen..is just grew, I can last till kingdom come and I do not have any of those symptoms that you listed there.

Given all the issues you have in your life at the moment, it would expedient for you to visit a doctor for thorough check-up. You are indeed a sick person. Don't wait until it's too late.



@ bolded are you that jobless??
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Bleiz(m): 12:58am On Oct 15, 2017
So your life was ruined just because you couldn't bleep a girl?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 12:59am On Oct 15, 2017
Sirambassador:



@ bolded are you that jobless??

Shut your trap.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 1:00am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.

you should from church to shrine looking solution to your problem you are here advising us
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Sirambassador(m): 1:00am On Oct 15, 2017
Matrimonous:


You are mostly right in your submissions but 20 times per week too much nah brother. I fear o.


The thing weak me..... Like 3 times daily...


Is it vitamin syrup ?? undecided


That you take three times in a day

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by guiddoti: 1:01am On Oct 15, 2017
Lagban:
I must once everyday . I had issue releasing on time after doing it with a prostitute today and at the same time my erection was a bit weak. I know mastu*rbation has its bad side but the good side is far better especially when I don't all the time in the world for relationships. I advise u see a doctor, I don't think masturb*tion is the cause of ur problem.
Bro, masturbation can / will cause those symptoms listed.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Sirambassador(m): 1:04am On Oct 15, 2017
KOPT55:


Shut your trap.

Sir... Sorry but 20 mins weekly I out of it .. Spits
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Mrkumareze(m): 1:05am On Oct 15, 2017
You aren't the first to get discouraged when it's action time. Masturbation can be part of that cause sometimes it's spiritual or psychological state of your mind . Try return match
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by EverGlorious(m): 1:08am On Oct 15, 2017
13 Go in through the narrow gate, because the gate to hell is wide and the road that leads to it is easy, and there are many who travel it.
14 But the gate to life is narrow and the way that leads to it is hard, and there are few people who find it.
15 "Be on your guard against false prophets; they come to you looking like sheep on the outside, but on the inside they are really like wild wolves.
16 You will know them by what they do. (Matt. 7:13-16)

To all those saying masturbation is good and healthy and blah blah blah, let me remind you that the devil will always make sin so sweet that it would be hard to resist. It wouldn't make sense if he made it bitter and painful because obviously you wouldn't do it na...IT HAS TO BE SWEET, don't you see People always fall for this. Some realize this, change their ways and guard themselves, others don't and soon after find themselves with the devil in you know where.

Well I'll sound like 'another preacher' or 'all those people that preach and do worse', call it as you may. But if you have eyes see and understand this.

Just like many false prophets, there are also doctors who will lead you astray. They will sweet-talk you into believing that masturbation is good and healthy. The OP is right on the effects. But that is not all, masturbation also affects you socially, mentally, psychologically and most importantly spiritually - it disconnects you from God's love. If you're genuine with yourself, you can do your research.

So, what's all thisss angry garbage I've said THE TRUTH, you can accept it and change (yes it's HARD, but we're called to walk that road) or you can reject it, you know quote me and bash me all you want.

Nb: They're some things that should be done only when you're in the confines of marriage (yes I know...another one angry, still....)

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 1:14am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.

I can't find your profile picture?

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 1:18am On Oct 15, 2017
Sirambassador:


Sir... Sorry but 20 mins weekly I out of it .. Spits

Is it your dick? Once in the morning, once after lunch at work and dealing with all the pressures of my wicked boss, and once before I sleep. e never reach twenty in one week?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 1:20am On Oct 15, 2017
Proudly cucumber crew
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Kalashnikov102(m): 1:32am On Oct 15, 2017
Masturbation has been Saving unmarried guys from Sexual Transmitted Disease sinx 01-BC

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Sandra616: 1:32am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:

Must you show your stupidity, it's not a must you should talk
thanks you my brother , don't know why nairaland is filled with kids
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by NiRfreak(m): 1:37am On Oct 15, 2017
ObaKlaz:
Oga op, dis your reasons wen u list so, dem dey medically valid?

This guy asked this dumb question and to think over 100guys liked it supporting him.. hmm. the number of masturbators on here is really damn high!!!

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by talk2percy(m): 1:38am On Oct 15, 2017
Oga, go and check urself, u are certainly sick with more than two std's. Don't even blame masturbation, for he's innocent.

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