Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. - Health

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Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 3:41pm On Oct 26, 2017

1. When you reach the hospital to complain of having malaria only for the nurse to take your blood and say "we will be conducting HIV test for you".

You are like

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 3:46pm On Oct 26, 2017

Then you start counting all the number of ladies you've had unprotected sex with.

You are like
Sexybbstar, ladyF, Tasha, makydebbie, sekxy, blackhawk03, divay22, mhizesther, rukkydelta, lawlahdey ...are mogbe, the lust is countless

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 3:48pm On Oct 26, 2017*

Then they start to lecture you on how to live with HIV and the dos and don'ts, then you are like

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Nobody: 3:48pm On Oct 26, 2017*

Op I'm coming to get you

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 3:49pm On Oct 26, 2017

Then, the person that did his before you start crying after collecting his result...you are like

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 3:53pm On Oct 26, 2017

Then one aproko nurse comes in and telling you how she remained virgin till marriage and start consoling you when the result is not even out yet.

Then you are like....abi aye eleyi fe baje ni

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 3:58pm On Oct 26, 2017

Then the nurse announce the result and tell you that you are positive

You are like

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:00pm On Oct 26, 2017

Only for her to say she announced the malaria result first ...then you don't know whether to strangle her or rejoice

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Aniker(f): 4:03pm On Oct 26, 2017

basic memes... lacks creativity

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:03pm On Oct 26, 2017

You already accepted your fate and waiting for her to read the result

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:06pm On Oct 26, 2017

Then the nurse say "You are HIV negative" you are like

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by oluwakayode25(m): 4:08pm On Oct 26, 2017

Okay those last images got me grin

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:09pm On Oct 26, 2017

Then on your way out, an aboki now come to advertise strong erectíon pill (burantashi) to you....you are like

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:13pm On Oct 26, 2017

3days after checking your status, you are still calling yetunde to comman... grin

Pls, use condom when you want to do the do and stay safe....AIDS/HIV is real. grin

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:16pm On Oct 26, 2017

Aniker:
basic memes... lacks creativity

Ma'am/sir, that's the way out

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:17pm On Oct 26, 2017

Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, farano

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Headlesschicken(m): 4:19pm On Oct 26, 2017

Boredom x a bastard...

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Teewhy2: 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017*

If after announcing the result and you are about leaving the nurse says sorry sir, that result read was for another patient the name only look alike, (mistaken identity) and you still need to wait another 5 mins so that she could get your result from the lab.

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by iamleumas: 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017

What is dis world turning into self huh

?? Premature pregnancy among youths...... Now even on fruits as u can see..... Hmm mm speechless... Guys what do u think about dis huh

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Houseofglam7(f): 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017

Lol

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Nobody: 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017*

Must u mention all d girls u mentioned up there

You guys gotta stop asslicking all these minors, most of them are are just clocking 18! Well, unless you guys are minors too