Asking for a friend.
Good afternoon guys, please I have this pretty lady I have been dating for the past 6months. She insisted that there won't be any sex until I pay her bride price. Actually, I love her, so I didn't bring up anything sex all through our courtship. She is perfect, she is everything a man may want in a woman but right now, I'm the most confused human on earth.

We did our traditional marriage last month and finally went down in bed last weekend. the sex was the worst sex I have ever had. Everything about her body is scary. Her pussy is something else. I have never seen such pussy before. It does not have the normal V shape, it is facing downwards, there were various bumps and lumps of flesh inside her pussy and there were traces of hair in unusual places inside the pussy. I can't describe all but everything about her pussy is awkward and strange. Then coming to her breast, she has no nipple on one of the breasts. Only one breast has nipples while the other breast has a big hole in place of nipples. To make matters worse, she moans like a cat. She doesn't moan like normal ladies do moan but like a cat and all through the sex , she closed her eyes.

I use to last up to 30mins but I didn't last up to 5mins due to curiosity. Now I'm not writing you to tell me how to cope with her but I'm writing you to tell me how best to discharge her because the worst mistake I will ever make is to spend the rest of life with her in the name of marriage. Please advice a brother.

Nice try, make up another Story

LMAO

If this isn't super story then her vagina and breast may be deformed. She probably used the "No sex before marriage" card to get you committed to the relationship and married thereafter. since traditional marriage has been done, she's your wife. Follow the procedures to get divorced if you can't handle what you found. But where is the love in this marriage?. You could've at least confided in her before coming on here about your dissatisfaction.

bluntboy please reply this guy

This story sounds so fake.

Aniker:
Nice try, make up another Story

I’m serious please.

Fake story... Try harder next time biko.
Mtcheeeew

MrCuteking:
I’m serious please.

Okay

Damn.. Epic fantasy

I really don't believe this

its called inverted nipple and there is nothing wrong with that....but to your "superstory", i say just try to manage small small, and please do tell her your mind...and if nothing changes then divorce the animal.

look for another woman I don't think you should continue with her even olosho never dey like that.

she mourn like a cat

her pussy is not like other women pussy

her other breast has a hole

she didn't tell you those things earlier just ask her if those things are from birth or by accident

Abeg upload the picture of the pussy, breast and the cat sound so that we can analyze and evaluate if she is a she-cat.

Nothing person no go see for nairaland these days.

This is super story, a life of .....

It would make a nice Nollywood script sha

No need to read it

Radarada, shey I be dopemu ni

Radarada, shey I be dopemu ni...

This is as a result of your sampling different women, you now have a particular spec of how your partner sex organ should look like.

You have sampled her sex organ and she didn't meet your expectations, this is what you get when you think everything is sex.

Blood of jerusallem plus holy mary mother of God equals to this love no be by force, if you no do make you...

hahaha omo i was thinking the post was a joke but the fact she insist no sex before marriage it means she knew you wont like what you see and trick you with no sex before marriage so op remember there's something called marriage and divorce but the problem we Africans dont use the divorce part properly remember you told her what makes you like her so tell her what makes hate her and run for your life

Op weldone....relationship matters in naija....i hail u...copy cat

gayman99:
Abeg upload the picture of the pussy, breast and the cat sound so that we can analyze and evaluate if she is a she-cat.

Nothing person no go see for nairaland these days.

google INVERTED N1PPLES for the breast issue (which is very common and no big deal)
demon looking toto is just a coochie that has been heavily mounted in the past
cat sound is the same as how Japanese/Chinese women moan

so fake..and mind how you insult ladies, maka next time! !

Nice fiction.

Bro, just invent fight with her, then start to talk about your ex, how they are pretty, etc. Just make her vex and start threatening to divorce you. When she falls for the plan my brother pounce and agree, divorce her instantly before she know what's up.

But if the girl no gree vex, ha my brother she either has a Nara land account and she knows or you don enter one chance.

Good luck bro.

MrBrownJay1:


google INVERTED N1PPLES for the breast issue (which is very common and no big deal)
demon looking toto is just a coochie that has been heavily mounted in the past
cat sound is the same as how Japanese/Chinese women moan

ROFL mrbrownJ ohhhh I die.

Looks like you been around so much. You have literally seen it all.

MrBrownJay1:


google INVERTED N1PPLES for the breast issue (which is very common and no big deal)
demon looking toto is just a coochie that has been heavily mounted in the past
cat sound is the same as how Japanese/Chinese women moan

Tor. Mandala. Allah yai Sa.

Rokia2:


ROFL mrbrownJ ohhhh I die.

Looks like you been around so much. You have literally seen it all.

lol... me, i even think them inverted n1pples are kinda cute.

MrBrownJay1:


lol... me, i even think them inverted n1pples are kinda cute.

Lol I bow.

Aniker:
Nice try, make up another Story

hi miss..


Am I the first man to tell you this?

you're beautiful!

1st ask her how she'll feel if she found out u hv small manhood or can't last long. Def she'll say xumfn stupid den tell her you can't continue cos of her body faults.

Maybe xumoda guy will like dat about her buh not you