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Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by unitysheart(m): 10:24am On Nov 23, 2017
Were. I work with HND cert in an oil company.

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Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by bettercreature(m): 10:24am On Nov 23, 2017
It's actually the bitter truth! HND is useless it destroys your ambition stop going to Polytechnic
the worse is you wont even know the next thing after you are done
You will face rejection here and there

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Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by BruncleZuma: 10:25am On Nov 23, 2017
NLevents:
Please can you tell me what certificate bill Gate had before coming the richest man alive

What certificates does Zuckerberg have before creating Facebook.

Certificates does not make one wealthy. Knowledge does. smiley


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Dem no be Olodo to start with and they dropped out from Harvard...to run a business.

To even enter Harvard pass to go uni for Nigeria.

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Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Awoo88: 10:25am On Nov 23, 2017
NLevents:
Please can you tell me what certificate bill Gate had before coming the richest man alive

What certificates does Zuckerberg have before creating Facebook.

Certificates does not make one wealthy. Knowledge does. smiley


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Thoses guy u mentioned are brilliant guys who discovered the school systems was not offering them much. Olodos don't get admitted in Harvard and other ivy league colleges
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Anuoluwapo3054(m): 10:25am On Nov 23, 2017
Waste of sperm and parent's energy
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by NLevents: 10:26am On Nov 23, 2017
BruncleZuma:


Dem no be Olodo to start with and they dropped out from Harvard...to run a business.

To even enter Harvard pass to go universe fr Nigeria.

I am sure I answered this when I said Knowledge gives wealth.
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by NLevents: 10:26am On Nov 23, 2017
Awoo88:

Thoses guy u mentioned are brilliant guys who discovered the school systems was not offering them much. Olodos don't get admitted in Harvard and other ivy league colleges

Knowledge gives wealth sir. I answered this
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Nobody: 10:27am On Nov 23, 2017
Nigerians hate bitter truth...if he had started by going pitiful on them nobody would have call him names rather u will see comments like
ONLY GOD WILL SAVE US IN THIS COUNTRY

NIGERIA DON TIRE ME

OUR POLITICIANS ARE WICKED

ONLY PRAYER CAN MAKE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE

OLUWA NA UR HAND I DEY FOR THIS NAIJA O

BUT WHEN U GIVE THEM SAME THING RAW they will rain insults on you and forget the message ua passing

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Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by MrHenshaw: 10:27am On Nov 23, 2017
chuks34:
People mumu Sha
Which school did buhari graduated from





Answer that question yourself
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Amarabae(f): 10:27am On Nov 23, 2017
He is stupid
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Shaw007(m): 10:28am On Nov 23, 2017
even B.sc is getting redundant and useless, people with Masters are searching for jobs, Nah con HnD, lmao!!
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by adem30: 10:28am On Nov 23, 2017
So many graduates are unemployable. Forget your certificate and think of what you can offer your employer that's what will make your certificate relevant
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by asksteve(m): 10:29am On Nov 23, 2017
U feel this way when you attend a polytechnic and instead of graduating as a certified technician, you graduate with a certificate only.
Go and get trained in your area of specialization and see if you story will not change. and stop spurring your ignorance over the internet.

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Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by TundeFerrarri: 10:29am On Nov 23, 2017
idiot, is there any difference between Bsc and HND. d truth is dat d two are useless in Nigeria today
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by LilSmith55(m): 10:30am On Nov 23, 2017
bettercreature:
It's actually the bitter truth! HND is useless it destroys your ambition stop going to Polytechnic
the worse is you wont even know the next thing after you are done
You will face rejection here and there

Stop going to polytechnic, how many university are dere in Nigeria...
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Nobody: 10:31am On Nov 23, 2017
U get Bsc.. Anoda get SSCE wt ACA wt audit experience...
Come and see how u wee be treated in interview wt ur Bsc.. Na by certificate??

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Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Chimezirim121: 10:31am On Nov 23, 2017
CHEAP POPULARITY EVERYWHERE!! WHAT IS YOUR GRADE AS A POLYTECHNIC GRADUATE BEFORE WE CAN ASCERTAIN WHETHER YOU'RE QUALIFIED TO SELL TOMATOES OR NOT

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Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by olagoke157(m): 10:31am On Nov 23, 2017
please if there is anyone here that knows someone that sells big size palm slippers/slip ons please just mssg me or quote ..and shoes please...preferably size 46....like d ones in d pics below

Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by emmanueltom: 10:32am On Nov 23, 2017
Good
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Slaveman343: 10:32am On Nov 23, 2017
Its not just HND even Bsc is becoming very useless.
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by santopelele(m): 10:32am On Nov 23, 2017
The mumu no get hand work
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Ifeefave86: 10:32am On Nov 23, 2017
Rubbish come close to me and I will teach you what confidence is all about, just don't comment because you want to alright.
40kobo77:
He has a point.

HND is a joke in Nigeria,and as far as I am concerned, they should all do direct entry to the University to get a Bachelor's.

The worst University in Nigeria, is better than the best Polythecnic.

All Poly graduates suffer from inferiority complex,and are usually bitter for the rest of their lives,as if we told them to attend the Joke called Polythecnic.
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Asebaba1(m): 10:33am On Nov 23, 2017
40kobo77:
He has a point.

You are fortunate to start university I pray you graduate and carry your certificate to bank to collect loan if it is useful as well
HND is a joke in Nigeria,and as far as I am concerned, they should all do direct entry to the University to get a Bachelor's.

The worst University in Nigeria, is better than the best Polythecnic.

All Poly graduates suffer from inferiority complex,and are usually bitter for the rest of their lives,as if we told them to attend the Joke called Polythecnic.
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by ivolt: 10:34am On Nov 23, 2017
Awoo88:

Thoses guy u mentioned are brilliant guys who discovered the school systems was not offering them much. Olodos don't get admitted in Harvard and other ivy league colleges

Are you saying that poly students are olodos?
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by emmanueltom: 10:34am On Nov 23, 2017
TundeFerrarri:
idiot, is there any difference between Bsc and HND. d truth is dat d two are useless in Nigeria today
you right
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by NESTAD(m): 10:35am On Nov 23, 2017
LIFE OF AN UNEMPLOYED NIGERIAN GRA

Life as an unemployed graduate isn't always easy. Sometimes, things get so tough that you begin to wonder if you wronged the gods, somehow.

Most times, your life can be summed up in one word: frustrating.

Your ability to achieve a mental balance gets challenged each day.

As soon as you get a moment to forget the struggles of life, that friend with whom it seemed like you had become partners in the labour market calls in to tell you how he's managed to secure a well-paying job.

"Ahhh. So my own case is the handiwork of my village people, as feared.

"But I thought my destiny and EMX's are tied together nah!"

Then you remember, that other members of your clique like Emeka, Roland, Wale, Aliyu, Emike, and Daniella have all secured jobs since the turn of the year.

Immediately, you look up to the sky (or ceiling in most cases; sometimes stepping outside the house may seem like a privilege) and question God in a Balotelli-esque fashion: "why always me?!"

You begin to feel alienated by success. Emotions begin to pour. But regardless of your reaction, that's not an easy question to answer.

Life gets you to suffer humiliation and hardships of being considered not good enough for any job at all. All the questions that went unanswered, the advances that were met with a stern, unwelcoming attitude at different offices... or is it the people debating issues of whether to turn you to an errand boy so you could earn some 200 bucks for recharge card or just leave you be (to suffer in silence). "Imagine! People wey no reach to even lace my shoes before."

On the home front, some of your siblings' chores become your duty. Why? Because you are not much use in the house. For every meal you eat, every time you go to bed, each time you sit idly, parents want you tasked.

Your value continues to drop on a per-second basis. It feels like nobody cares about you for anything. You grow anxious and frustrated with life. Your happiness is about to be taken away from you by unseen forces.

"But this no be the plan we been plan from the start!" Soon after that thought, you see an advert on TV reminding you that life doesn't always go according to plan. Or is it the pastor in Church reminding you that everything in life is God's design? How then am I supposed to relate to God not wanting me to succeed? You begin to question your belief in God. "Is there even a god?!"

But all of that is not you. It's frustration playing out. So many times, you feel like a lost soul in a human body. Trapped and without help. You're not sure when redemption will come, or if it will come at all.

Carefully redesigning a CV that never gets more than a glance. Your life is no longer filled with fun an excitement. Grief, self-pity, and anger are gradually taking over.

"What a sorry soul!" No money for business, no means to learn a skill or two, and no jobs to keep you busy. Life can't get any worse.

But what can you do in all of these?

You continue to reinvent, hoping that someday, your salvation will come. All that 2.1 from a reputable university doesn't feel so important anymore. Set all of that aside, believing that only grace can rescue you now.

This is my life. I am Aeker.

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Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Abudu2000(m): 10:35am On Nov 23, 2017
I attended a polytechnic, check me out today.. think it's by cert Abi, okay na ... labour market awaits you

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Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Awoo88: 10:35am On Nov 23, 2017
NLevents:


Knowledge gives wealth sir. I answered this
yes! knowledge indeed gives wealth. Those did not became rich because they dropped out of school but because they possessed knowledge. Certification doesn't add much unless the process for it is knowledge driven
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by anochuko01(m): 10:35am On Nov 23, 2017
BSC is actually worse....it gives you false hope.

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Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by hisgrace090: 10:36am On Nov 23, 2017
The problem is that Nigerians depend too much on what certificates can afford them.

Not so with bill gate and his likes.
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by Nobody: 10:36am On Nov 23, 2017
BruncleZuma:


Dem no be Olodo to start with and they dropped out from Harvard...to run a business.

To even enter Harvard pass to go universe fr Nigeria.
True. grin
Re: Corper: "HND Holders Burn Your Useless Certificates & Start Selling Tomatoes" by amunkita(m): 10:37am On Nov 23, 2017
Benita27:
The guy is right but HND holders will never accept the gospel truth that the certificate is useless in Nigeria. cheesy grin

An OND graduate friend of mine has a duplex in Satellite town, Lagos, drives a 2008 Rav 4..
You have MSC right Yet d only job u ve is on nairaland...

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