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*When u are dating a God fearing' educated & civilized woman who has class & ambition' u get texts such as these

6:00am.
Good Morning my dear. Hope u had a wonderful night. Hw r u today? Wake up' say ur prayers & get ready 4 work. Don't 4get to apply 4that vacancy I showed u yesterday. Love u!

12pm -
Yes darling. hope u ve taken ur lunch? am
heading out 4 lunch' now. Talk later. Take care of urself. Love u:-

6pm
Hello Prince ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now' what shld I buy 4 u?!!

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*But when u are dating any of this Slay Queen ,Bae whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion' u get texts such as these

6am
Hello Boo! Wake up, lazy bones. How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later.

12pm
Im broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change my wardrobe. Muah!

6pm
Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u
promised me.

Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it! Muah!

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*But when u don't date at all u get texts like

Airtel:-
Enjoy 6 times d value of every recharge on d Airtel network when u recharge with * 555*PIN#.

MTN:-
Dear customer' do u know that u can confirm ur BVN from ur phone? Simply dial * 565*0# this service costs N20!!!#TGIF

Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call lalla and Oluwaseun Osewa on 08036161....... to claim ur prize.....���

Lmao. God. I need a Beautiful, God fearing and intelligent woman as my wife. God please help me find her. Amen

Lol

KingRex1:
Lol

My king Long time oh.

Lol

The only shit that can save a Dog's ass is to make Cash, and when dat is done, even if u live inside d cave dis bitches gon come for ya!! As for the post, what I can deduce is dat all bitches are material freak.

see this one.... na so

DivinelyBlessed:
Lmao. God. I need a Beautiful, God fearing and intelligent woman as my wife. God please help me find her. Amen

....are you God fearing one

Holysiner503:
The only shit that can save a Dog's ass is to make Cash, and when dat is done, even if u live inside d cave dis bitches gon come for ya!! As for the post, what I can deduce is dat all bitches are material freak.

not all

kzubyar:
not all

, yeah but 98%

kzubyar:
....are you God fearing one

. Lol. Yes i fear God

debspauly:
see this one.... na so

were did you belong!!!!!!

kzubyar:
were did you belong!!!!!!

continue day dreaming. oshey

Lolzzz....that last sentence Na 419 dey use am

habsydiamond:
Lolzzz....that last sentence Na 419 dey use am

not all

kzubyar:
not all

Na so, but the way those people dey strategies this period ehn Na only God go help......

Raise your hand if you believe friendship is far better than relationship

Ladies nowadays

debssycharles:
Lol

something tells me that you are the type of ladies in the first category the op mentioned

DivinelyBlessed:
Lmao. God. I need a Beautiful, God fearing and intelligent woman as my wife. God please help me find her. Amen

lol. I am here

The 3rd one made me laugh.
Single life eh, e no easy lol.

Olamida:
Raise your hand if you believe friendship is far better than relationship

dis agree

Olamida:
Raise your hand if you believe friendship is far better than relationship

dis agree

designVATExcel:
The 3rd one made me laugh.
Single life eh, e no easy lol.

but good sha,,,,chop and clean mouth

Mariinee:
My king Long time oh.

Hi there
This must be an alt, whats your main or prev moniker

KingRex1:
Hi there
This must be an alt, whats your main or prev moniker

Chaii.. You cannuh even return the pleasantries first.
This is lawlahdey anyways.

beeolhar:
lol. I am here

My wife .....

beeolhar:
lol. I am here

My wife .....

DivinelyBlessed:
My wife .....

my husband

Mariinee:
Chaii.. You cannuh even return the pleasantries first.
This is lawlahdey anyways.

Ah mami had no idea it was you. It have tey o
Hope you're doing great?

beeolhar:
my husband

Iyawo mi... ba wo ni? Sho wa?

KingRex1:
Ah mami had no idea it was you. It have tey o
Hope you're doing great?

Yes, it have tey. I am good oh, you nko?

Mariinee:
Yes, it have tey. I am good oh, you nko?

Where you dey since, looks like you've been off.
I dey well, tryna round up work for the year and start Christmas jolly