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wildchild1:
E be like say SARS don catch you tire for Naija

Funny but no. Never had an encounter with them. Being my first visit to uk, I wanted to be clear on somethings.

Safiaa:
Ukmigrant have you seen how bad it's snowing lol?

UKmigrant:
Its a snowy day...

Hope you both have met?We dey wait the tori......

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UKmigrant:
She can run but she can't hide I still dey trail her lol

Correct ma nigga....You need to double your hustle.

I lost my wallet last week while on a bus. It contained my residence permit card, bank cards, bus tickets and about £80.

I went to check today at the bus station if they found it and lo and behold they did. I picked it up, opened it and everything was intact.

Everything complete. I was wowed!

UKmigrant:
I lost my wallet last week while in a bus. It contained my residence permit card, bank cards, bus tickets and about £80.

I went to check today at the bus station if they found it and lo and behold they did. I picked it up, opened it and everything was intact.

Everything complete. I was wowed!

Praise the Lord

No big deal though cos if it happened to get lost in Lagos, You will find it back intact

UKmigrant:
I lost my wallet last week while in a bus. It contained my residence permit card, bank cards, bus tickets and about £80.

I went to check today at the bus station if they found it and lo and behold they did. I picked it up, opened it and everything was intact.

Everything complete. I was wowed!

Happened to a friend of mine too. But unfortunately when he got his wallet back, the money was gone. But he still had his bank cards, you're really lucky.

funny you boss....

lionlee216:
Praise the Lord

No big deal though cos if it happened to get lost in Lagos, You will find it back intact

Guys see my new (used ) bicycle!

Cost me only £25.

This shortens by journey to work to 5 minutes...

Na small small...

Person wey buy bicycle go buy car one day and aeromplane

Abi jare congrat bro.even if we no say nah you no won buy car yet, yoruba people say ibid pelebe la tin munitions ole je(nah from small part we dey start to dey eat moi moi)

UKmigrant:
Guys see my new (used ) bicycle!

Cost me only £25.

This shortens by journey to work to 5 minutes...

Na small small...

Person wey buy bicycle go buy car one day and aeromplane

UKmigrant:
15 minutes walk to work everyday doesn't kill anybody, I don't need a bicycle.

Is like the 15 minutes walk don begin enter you.

Buy bicycle since, you dey form hard man. Wetin make you change mind? I can't laugh abeg.

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UKmigrant:
Baba, the cold don teach me lesson My gra gra don come down!

Na to collect plate number remain .

Wish you the best bro.Next will be a very nice ride.

Bro you no go kill person with lafffff

signature2012:
Na to collect plate number remain

signature2012:
Na to collect plate number remain .

Wish you the best bro.Next will be a very nice ride.

Customize it please. No fall our hand.

Write something like: OluAye U.K. 1

Or: Omoboriola 1.5

Or: Just Flexing

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suxes2005:
Customize it please. No fall our hand.

Write something like: OluAye U.K. 1

Or: Omoboriola 1.5

Or: Just Flexing

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Na so

lol. Plate number ke, but egbon uk migrant u neva tell us how ur working vicinity take be, shey u no dey flex ni because yoruba pple talk say person wey dey work suppose get time to enjoy himself.

solidmyk:
lol. Plate number ke, but egbon uk migrant u neva tell us how ur working vicinity take be, shey u no dey flex ni because yoruba pple talk say person wey dey work suppose get time to enjoy himself.

Dem dey laff mi ni, no mind then. I'll take pics around my work place soon.

UKmigrant:
Dem dey laff mi ni, no mind then. I'll take pics around my work place soon.

Okay patiently waiting sir.

Disguy , Mynd44 , Seun kindly move this thread back to
the right section - Travel.

Lalasticlala, I know this ain't a snake thread, but Justwise
decided to use his limited power to avail this thread here
thereby making lot of people miss out ...

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UKmigrant:
If I get a 100 likes, I'll share my last two payslips so people like pidgin2 can be inspired

Even this whole thread neva get 100 likes combined..... Just share, so we can either drool, get jealous or envious, wish, curse Nigeria, curse Nigerian politicians etc etc etc

Wow, the thread is back to travel section, nice one

We finally back on track.

We are back in travel section..let's parry

why is this thread on fp
now shitty people will be invading it anyhow

UKmigrant:
I saw this at a public toilet in Birmingham on my last trip. Guess what it is!

Vending machine for condoms and such
HEHEHE! Oyinbo don spoil finish!

yeye people common condom them nor get

Pidgin2:
Good luck bro, soon na weather and tax go be your major concern, everywhere has it's own peculiar issues., takia

The system is so good in such a way that even after tax,you can live comfortably.

A pauper in U.K lives a life style the average man in Naija prays for.

UKmigrant:
Dem dey laff mi ni, no mind then. I'll take pics around my work place soon.

And how's your experience with their ladies..? i observe in most cases,that the whites are more friendly than the blacks..so strange.

congrat bro am really happy for u, incase u get what u want to sale am very much intrested pls u can contact me thru my email... justmailkg@yahoo.com plsss

UKmigrant:
A little about my last UK trip a few months ago. It was my first time in the UK. I needed to go sort out my runs. I was to stay for a total of 6 weeks. To save cost of accommodation, I contacted my cousin in France who has a friend in the city I wanted to stay in the UK and he linked us up. We started chatting several weeks prior to my trip and I even called him a few times. He said there's no issue at all accommodating me. He even promised to pick me up at the airport. Told me how he is really close to my cousin and I have nothing to worry about.

He even asked me to send my flight itinerary which I did. We finally spoke before i departed Nigeria and he said he'd be waiting for me at the airport as I land.

When we landed, I started trying his numbers all to no avail! Called him on whatsapp but he didn't pick up. Sent him several messages on whatsapp and skype, they were delivering but he wasn't reading them. Later the messages also stopped delivering. I decided to chill a little for him thinking he probably had some delays getting to the airport, I no no say I don jonze!

After 4 hours I was still at the airport with no calls from him or reply to any of my messages, I called my cousin in France who also tried to contact him but also couldn't. I then knew that I was on my own. I booked airbnb and took a black cab to the place.

He never called me back throughout my stay in the UK. I tried to message him once, it was delivered but he didn't reply, even up till now. I wonder what was going on in his mind for setting me up to be stranded like that. Thank Jah I was fully prepped for my trip financially and all, so, I just had to spend the money I was trying to manage.

On speaking with some Londoners about it, I learnt that it is a common behavior amongst Nigerians in London. I say na waa o! Brothers behaving like savages to their fellow countrymen. Unless they see clearly that they have something to benefit from you, they avoid you like a plague. The rest na story for another day sha.

Why would you save your own money and try to milk another guy? You had enough resources for accommodation but still wanted to live off someone else. I no blame the guy.