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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Mrkumareze(m): 12:50pm On Dec 24, 2017
sunbilor:
I knew a man who lived in one room with 5 children. Was wondering where and how he was sleeping with his wife to make those babies.

He probably feed the kids sleeping piles whenever he wants to visit oza room

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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by SirMichael1: 12:59pm On Dec 24, 2017
Phonefanatic:


If clit orgasm isn't met those type won't be satisfied.

You mean clit stimulation??

donstan18:

Right!

This is the major problem of most ladies, their sense of erotic pleasure and sexual system have habitized that of dildos and self servicing that they can hardly reach orgasm even when you give all sorts of skills and oral when having sex.

Dildos come in different shapes and sizes to fit even the largest of vaginas. Therefore, should a guy with 6' meets with a lady of ___ lipsrsealed, who derives pleasure at the end of the day?? Can we safely say that sex has gone on? grin grin

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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 1:11pm On Dec 24, 2017
makydebbie:
And today na Sunday, Lord forgive your girl for she knows not what she types. grin lipsrsealed

hehehe grin And the Lord knows whatever you typed was under the influence of your fingers grin

Maky you one hell outta funny character tho.. You just real and cool smiley
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by donstan18: 1:18pm On Dec 24, 2017
Phonefanatic:

If clit orgasm isn't met those type won't be satisfied.
Will any woman be satisfied without clit orgasm being met?
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 1:36pm On Dec 24, 2017
IamZod:


hehehe grin And the Lord knows whatever you typed was under the influence of your fingers grin

Maky you one hell outta funny character tho.. You just real and cool smiley
My fingers are drunk. lipsrsealed

Awwn, thanks for the compliment. kiss kiss

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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by donstan18: 1:37pm On Dec 24, 2017
SirMichael1:


You mean clit stimulation??



Dildos come in different shapes and sizes to fit even the largest of vaginas. Therefore, should a guy with 6' meets with a lady of ___ lipsrsealed, who derives pleasure at the end of the day?? Can we safely say that sex has gone on? grin grin

For the guy- Yes! grin

But for the lady- I doubt grin
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by chrismato(m): 1:45pm On Dec 24, 2017
WHAT Is The,Meaning Of,CUM Pls
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 1:48pm On Dec 24, 2017
[quote author=SirMichael1 post=63566464]

What do you expect when that's exactly what drew them to you? Your boobs held loosely by a loose-fitting outfit, swinging boisterously as you walk by, catching the eyes of every beholder. All of a sudden, he comes into the picture, tall, dark and handsome and y'all got down with it.

"There ain't no way those boobs are passing by me"- The boobs! And so it is fondled for 20 minutes cause he wants the feel.

What am I on about self... Mtcheew. This is nonsense...



Anyway, most guys don't even what to study about how to satisfy a lady. They think having it big is all it takes forgetting that ladies have their pleasure points.

That's what I'm on about nau.





Yeah therapeutic session actually fixes a lot of things or so they say. The lady has to understand herself first before she can then relate ways on how the guy can give her immense pleasure. How do you understand a lady who has never orgasm-ed before during? Where do you touch and how do you touch it? Some guys are expert? Yeah? Some ladies aren't destined to cum. Finish! grin




Speak for yourself. Most ladies who self service as a way to remain a virgin until after marriage find the dick unsatisfying and appalling- Fact!


Yeah and most men wants a goddess who'll fall from the sky and meet their sexual needs smiley
Whatever happens, a dick would feel different. It doesn't matter how long she has used it, I said it would feel different, it's left to her if she's comfortable or not.


Sexual needs? Those selfish dudes deserve a log of wood bruh.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 1:55pm On Dec 24, 2017
makydebbie:
My fingers are drunk. lipsrsealed

Awwn, thanks for the compliment. kiss kiss
Uwc smiley

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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by romeorailss: 2:10pm On Dec 24, 2017
makydebbie:
Most guys are generally selfish. They just underate forepla.y.
What they'll do is fond!e the boobs for ten minutes and when they think you're wet, they slide in, chuk the chukuchuku, pour and that's the rest.


If you're going to talk about molestation as a child, then the guy has to understand the lady and how the body works. And also, she'll need to see a doctor.

Trust me, no matter how comfortable you're with using a diildo, when you get a real dick everything feels different.


Most problems comes from the guy, they think being wet is enough. A woman wants a guy who can make her cum even without penetration.

Spot on! This is why I advocate for guys not only to eat pvssy. Guys should learn to eat a woman/s ass as well and stimulate her asshole with their tongue kiss

A whole lot of ways to make a lady cum but most guys are too conventional angry
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Phonefanatic: 2:12pm On Dec 24, 2017
donstan18:


Will any woman be satisfied without clit orgasm being met?

Nope ask them.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 2:36pm On Dec 24, 2017
romeorailss:


Spot on! This is why I advocate for guys not only to eat pvssy. Guys should learn to eat a woman/s ass as well and stimulate her asshole with their tongue kiss

A whole lot of ways to make a lady cum but most guys are too conventional angry
I find that gross tho. Why should a guy lick my butthole? I'll prefer licking pussy to the asshole.

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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 3:28pm On Dec 24, 2017
Additional issue maybe that your wife moan so loudly that even a quickie might seem like a challenge.

The kid is gonna freak out u lying to him everytime that his mum was singing and praying. It gets to a particular age of the kid where u sure he knows what's going on everytime. U could be shy when u come out of the bedroom after the koko.

Na puzzles sha. Maybe married people could help us share their experience here.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by romeorailss: 3:32pm On Dec 24, 2017
makydebbie:
I find that gross tho. Why should a guy lick my butthole? I'll prefer licking pussy to the asshole.

Licking ur butthole is an addition. Never mind u all conventional folks will get there where u will understand that the enjoyment lies in so many naughty acts with ur partner. Before now, many of you found eating the pussye gross, now it's a requirement .

When our ladies start receiving ass eating too and taste it. Their orientations will start changing. Lol, our African sexual life is still way behind.


Every lady wants to cum . But will they give in to that which would make dem cum multiply? undecided

Few knows wassup though kiss



What makes eating ur pussye not gross and eating ur ass gross,

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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 3:46pm On Dec 24, 2017
romeorailss:


Licking ur butthole is an addition. Never mind u all conventional folks will get there where u will understand that the enjoyment lies in so many naughty acts with ur partner. Before now, many of you found eating the pussye gross, now it's a requirement .

When our ladies start receiving ass eating too and taste it. Their orientations will start changing. Lol, our African sexual life is still way behind.


Every lady wants to cum . But will they give in to that which would make dem cum multiply? undecided

Few knows wassup though kiss



What makes eating ur pussye not gross and eating ur ass gross,

Pussy is different lol, I never found it disgusting. Rather inquisitive lol.


But ass eating is another thing entirely, can't even think of it sef.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by romeorailss: 3:52pm On Dec 24, 2017
makydebbie:


Pussy is different lol, I never found it disgusting. Rather inquisitive lol.


But ass eating is another thing entirely, can't even think of it sef.

Try having the experience one day and u will seek a new desire endlessly. Don't condemn it till u experience the heavenly tossing of ur salad kiss

In fact, I wonder why a lady should be grossed . Such even creates a special intimacy between u two in that, a man accepts u even with ur nawty ass tongue cheesy

It's hot n crazy undecided wink


Just try get it for once, then I tell u other things that could make u cum multiply. But this is 1 sure way during pre-intimacy. Only very selected few know howfar wink cheesy
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by ashjay001(m): 3:57pm On Dec 24, 2017
makydebbie:
Most guys are generally selfish. They just underate forepla.y.
What they'll do is fond!e the boobs for ten minutes and when they think you're wet, they slide in, chuk the chukuchuku, pour and that's the rest.


If you're going to talk about molestation as a child, then the guy has to understand the lady and how the body works. And also, she'll need to see a doctor.

Trust me, no matter how comfortable you're with using a diildo, when you get a real dick everything feels different.


Most problems comes from the guy, they think being wet is enough. A woman wants a guy who can make her cum even without penetration.



We live to learn.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Ishilove: 3:58pm On Dec 24, 2017
SirMichael1:


Very simple. Just enter your parent's room, off your clothes and have sex. undecided radarada (whatever that means)

In fact, the thought of getting caught would give you an orgasm before your guy penetrates and that's iif he can even get hard before your parent burst open the room with a gun and blow his brains out.

But that wouldn't matter because you've had your orgasm
Brilliantly put! cheesy
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 3:59pm On Dec 24, 2017
Ishilove:

Brilliantly put! cheesy

grin
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 4:03pm On Dec 24, 2017
makydebbie:
Most guys are generally selfish. They just underate forepla.y.
What they'll do is fond!e the boobs for ten minutes and when they think you're wet, they slide in, chuk the chukuchuku, pour and that's the rest.


If you're going to talk about molestation as a child, then the guy has to understand the lady and how the body works. And also, she'll need to see a doctor.

Trust me, no matter how comfortable you're with using a diildo, when you get a real dick everything feels different.


Most problems comes from the guy, they think being wet is enough. A woman wants a guy who can make her cum even without penetration.



Wonders shall never end. These your comments of late ehn. Smh. cheesy


Walks off laughing .... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 4:04pm On Dec 24, 2017
IamZod:


hehehe grin And the Lord knows whatever you typed was under the influence of your fingers grin

Maky you one hell outta funny character tho.. You just real and cool smiley

Proverbs 29:5

Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by iykekelvins(m): 4:27pm On Dec 24, 2017
Aye Mi, Temi. What is Hall diss

Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Stegomiah: 5:12pm On Dec 24, 2017
SirMichael1:


Its takes eternity for some ladies to cum and when she meets an impatient and an inconsiderate guy, all he wants to do is pull, insert, ram, cum and sleep.

I wouldn't put the fault in its entirety on the guy though. You perform pre-intimacy, cunnilingus, massage and every unthinkable think and so ladies won't cum. It's unfair jare. Most times, these sets of people have had a molestation of some sort in their childhood and therefore cannot relinquish the thought from interfering with pleasure and so resort to self servicing. Moreover, when you get addicted to self servicing, the real thing doesn't give pleasure like the dildos and so many a times, the fault is the lady's.

Now i dey suspect you.... You know too much bout the female genita.lia

Just to add.... pre-intimacy is very important.... It is wrong to just climb and unclimb.... You will be hurting the lady
The vagina itself does not cause secretion or wetness.... It's things around the vagina.... The bartholist gland that causes that secretion

That's why anal sex is torture..... Cos there is no gland to cause the wetness or lubricate the anus...
So, it can easily be bruised or cause anal fistula
And it's a high risk for STIs
Infact HIV started out as a disease for the homosexuals
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 5:21pm On Dec 24, 2017
makydebbie:


Pussy is different lol, I never found it disgusting. Rather inquisitive lol.


But ass eating is another thing entirely, can't even think of it sef.





Yuck! I don't like it too

After licking and eating the assz, his mouth stinks like shit when he's about kiss ones lips angry


Nyama!
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Erums(m): 5:53pm On Dec 24, 2017
I dont support ass licking.. Wether im jyst conventional or not.... As far i can suck pussy and stroke for like an hour.... If she no cum... Den dats her destiny
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 5:59pm On Dec 24, 2017
alexialin:






Yuck! I don't like it too

After licking and eating the assz, his mouth stinks like shit when he's about kiss ones lips angry


Nyama!
As in babe, you no fit use that mouth you don use to lick my butthole to kiss me again. On top wetin.




romeorailss:


Try having the experience one day and u will seek a new desire endlessly. Don't condemn it till u experience the heavenly tossing of ur salad kiss

In fact, I wonder why a lady should be grossed . Such even creates a special intimacy between u two in that, a man accepts u even with ur nawty ass tongue cheesy

It's hot n crazy undecided wink


Just try get it for once, then I tell u other things that could make u cum multiply. But this is 1 sure way during pre-intimacy. Only very selected few know howfar wink cheesy
And you'll kiss me with that same mouth? Do you know there are little hairs in the butthole? Oh Lord Jesus. lipsrsealed
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 6:01pm On Dec 24, 2017
makydebbie:
As in babe, you no fit use that mouth you don use to lick my butthole to kiss me again. On top wetin.




And you'll kiss me with that same mouth? Do you know there are little hairs in the butthole? Oh Lord Jesus. lipsrsealed






Ontop say he love you cheesy cheesy

Some guys are trying sha.

It's so disgusting!
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by romeorailss: 6:06pm On Dec 24, 2017
makydebbie:
As in babe, you no fit use that mouth you don use to lick my butthole to kiss me again. On top wetin.




And you'll kiss me with that same mouth? Do you know there are little hairs in the butthole? Oh Lord Jesus. lipsrsealed

Hahahaha I didn't expect less. grin so I can kiss u with same mouth that I use to eat ur pvssy? What makes the pvssy OK to eat, so there are no hair on yur pvssy? Lol, or u wouldn't mind a kiss after eating ur pvssy.

Well, the actual truth is that, all those stuffs come after the wet kisses, there is a sequence of foreeplay before intimacy, eating a woman/s pvssy n ass is the last in that sequence before hitting the pvssy. So, there wouldn't be any need for kisses anymore after then than hitting the spot with the cassava wink kiss cheesy
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Kimcutie: 6:12pm On Dec 24, 2017
Dis thread haff spoilt me, lemme come and be going.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by romeorailss: 6:13pm On Dec 24, 2017
alexialin:







Ontop say he love you cheesy cheesy

Some guys are trying sha.

It's so disgusting!

Lol... U can't dig it. It simply means u don't keep clean If u claim my mouth will smell poo. If u keep ur ass clean, them it won't smell any poo, but would rather be yummy kiss

In fact, a lady who practices a good hygiene knows would be very clean Inna d ass cheesy wink

The pvssy is dirtier than the ass angry
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 6:20pm On Dec 24, 2017
romeorailss:


Hahahaha I didn't expect less. grin so I can kiss u with same mouth that I use to eat ur pvssy? What makes the pvssy OK to eat, so there are no hair on yur pvssy? Lol, or u wouldn't mind a kiss after eating ur pvssy.

Hahahaha, I expected this coming lol, but bruh you've to agree with me that pussy cum is sweet lol. lipsrsealed
And girls shave their pussy na, abi is it my butthole I'll want to shave?



Well, the actual truth is that, all those stuffs come after the wet kisses, there is a sequence of foreeplay before intimacy, eating a woman/s pvssy n ass is the last in that sequence before hitting the pvssy. So, there wouldn't be any need for kisses anymore after then than hitting the spot with the cassava wink kiss cheesy

Truth is, even if I decide to do it sef the guy in question will find me weird and get frustrated because I'll just be laughing when it's going on, and from the way it sounds, it tickles.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 6:21pm On Dec 24, 2017
alexialin:







Ontop say he love you cheesy cheesy

Some guys are trying sha.

It's so disgusting!
So so heuuuuuuuwwwwww. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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