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When you received a Christmas cake from Boo

And then you picked your sharp tool to cut and have a taste... from there you noticed the cutting isn't thorough, your knife started touching an obstacle

Qeeeew? What the hell is in there... You continue digging to see the nonsense inside your beautiful cake but discovered it's an iPhone pack

You Almost Gave Me Stomach Ache Cos Of Laugh

Then your dancing steps go come be like...

Funny enough make you come go see Nokia 3310 inside the iPhone pack.

Now your slay queen friend who has once condemned your guy go come be like

And them your step mothers who think you can not make it will come outside to see if truly u have made it....and you will be like *when the spirit of the Lord is upon my soul, I will dance like David dance"

Hahaha this is funny

Then one of your friends will now say "My friend let's go and dig out the phone, I wanna be the first to Snapchat with it"

Then u be like: If I bomb you

Lol

So funny

Now after the celebration you now finally decide to remove the veil from your new wife(phone) as your friends and stepmothers are in deep shame....

But lo and behold, this is what you saw:

rebirthforgoody:
Hahaha this is funny

hahaha buahahahahaha very, very funny that i forgot to laugh

Gofwane:
hahaha buahahahahaha > > > very, very funny that i forgot to laugh

New year new life oooh.

And then your friends and stepmothers will now come for you like.... You wan use iPhone, laye,laye o...babe mi kojor

Seriously i can't stop laughing o

Naim one of your stepmothers daughter go say: Aunty, shey na because of one apple naim u nogo let us rest?

We get am plenty for frigde, if you want apple oya coman take it

Then you go be like, if I no kill you for your mother today make I die...

Ntttooor...

Then as you were chasing the innocent girl you fall down and be like, "make I kuku die better"

Still on the floor, a naija man selling phone accessories then walked up to you and said "buy casing for your iphooooone"

Now you don't know what to do, whether to kill him with knife, fist etc

Then your boyfriend come waka pass your front like:

Hello bae, don't be too materialistic, make do with the little I could offer

Chai! I can't stop laughing abeg

Now you be like...: see, don't even come near me, it is over between us today, I am not doing again

I know the girl, her name is sexybbstar

CivilianJTF:
I know the girl, her name is sexybbstar

Hehe.. .

rebirthforgoody:
New year new life oooh.

yeah, new year, new life!!!

This is very very funny.

Impressive