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Barcelona has always been a city on the cutting edge. It was at the frontier of Spain’s industrial revolution and the location of its first railway in 1848.
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In 1992, it played host to one of the most memorable Olympic Games in recent history.

And in 2017, Barcelona notched up another proud accolade as it welcomed Europe’s first ever sex doll brothel.

It’s a brave new world out there.

Here’s what you need to know about the LumiDolls enterprise.

Plastic and payment

LumiDolls opened to punters in February 2017, the brainchild of a team of young entrepreneurs who spotted a gap in the market.

‘Our services are unique in the world and have generated great expectations,’ says Sergi Prieto, co-founder of LumiDolls.

The brothel is a place where men, and presumably women, can ‘fulfill [their] fantasies without any limits’.

‘Customers come to seek new sexual experiences and new ways of “living sex”. Like us, they believe that this is the beginning of the sex of the future,’ says Sergi.

If you take his word for it then ‘sex of the future’ involves money and moulded plastic.

The hyper-realistic sex dolls are crafted from thermoplastic elastomer – a polymer known to be especially soft.

Sessions start at around £70 for 30 minutes, going up to approximately £158 for a two-hour love-in.

Couples’ sessions are available for £140, and if you can’t or don’t want to leave your house then the dolls can come to you: expect to pay £210 for ‘home service’.

You’ll no doubt be relieved to know that hygiene is a top priority: each doll is thoroughly disinfected with ‘special antibacterial soap’ and customers are encouraged to wear condoms.

Yet what goes on in the private rooms – that come complete with plasma TV and a selection of adult films – (mercifully) stays there.

Visitors can even specify how they would like their plastic playmate to be positioned and dressed, with three fetish looks to choose from: executive (shirt, skirt, sexy stockings), school girl (don’t make me spell it out) and rather unexpectedly, fitness girl, who comes attired in running leggings and sports bra. With optional underwear, of course.

Meet the ladies

LumiDolls offer clients four girls: Katy, Kanda, Lily and Yoko.

At first, it was Katy who proved most popular. At 5ft 6in with inflated lips, giant boobs and a long blonde mane, it’s not hard to work out why.

But Katy has competition.

Prieto explains: ‘Now we have Yoko, a doll with a heating system and a step above the others in quality. Its price is higher but our customers pay it.’

Yoko has a temperature of 37C throughout her body – perhaps a sign that there really is no substitute for the warmth of another human being after all.

Or maybe the draw is just Yoko’s pants, which have ‘F*** me’ emblazoned across the front.



They have no cellulite, no morning breath, no conversation – no demands. The majority has been designed to look young – and we are talking young young.


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Wow, this sex doll issue is racing like a wild forest fire

Which one i go first go ooh. Germany or Spain *Pensive*

victorakpabome:
Wow, this sex doll issue is racing like a wild forest fire

Na we still dey behind na.

People have been shaggin' sex dolls for like two years now.

I trust Naija sha, we nor dey carry last.

What a woman can do, a doll can do better.

Meanwhile, say "Hy" to my sex doll.

Lmao it's happening o..No more ashawo and Runs gals. Hunger go kill people o.They will soon start Protest
Even goat sef wan buy card order hin own

Hmm

I wish these could be possible in my country

Imagine me shagging plastic, Baby Onike! Gimme beta thing jare

Ohlawd I can't continue in Sodom anymore .

Evil spreading like fire. Like wild wind.

When i hav the money, i will ask them to Make Me a MERCY JOHNSON version of the doll.......I luv Mercy Punnana

another distraction from the recent news of herdsmen...

donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , e go pepper dem scara

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God!

Now, God dn answer our prayers, I even hear you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge

Kai, see bad marked for them, it's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house , they even said that small dicks is the best


Kai damage control.... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style.

Oluwa has done it


DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare

Mah nigga

ShyCypher:
They have no cellulite, no morning breath, no conversation – no demands. The majority has been designed to look young – and we are talking young young.

Slay mamas right now...

donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , e go pepper dem scara

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God!

Now, God dn answer our prayers, I even hear you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge

Kai, see bad marked for them, it's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house , they even said that small dicks is the best


Kai damage control.... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style.

Oluwa has done it


DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare

Hahahahahahahahaha
Any lady who gets jealous of this, is insecure

Divay22:
Hahahahahahahahaha
Any lady who gets jealous of this, is insecure

But you are.

You have been complainin' about them bitterly since last night.

We don't care about male sex dolls because we don't see them as a threat.



One of you compared herself to a sex doll this mornin'.

Another listed things she can do that a sex doll can't.

That's insecurity.

Sooner, rather than later most female sex workers will loose their source of livelihood

#withSexDollWeStand

greiboy:
Sooner, rather than later most female sex workers will loose their source of livelihood

#withSexDollWeStand

Slaymamas....right now

dope sex dull...amazingo

GOFRONT:
When i hav the money, i will ask them to Make Me a MERCY JOHNSON version of the doll.......I luv Mercy Punnana

me na Daniella Okeke and Cherokee D Azz version i go like . cc Randy91

See business idea

Nawa o!

Who is even taking this shii serious?

Mariinee:
Who is even taking this shii serious?

You girls.

me waiting for Nigeria version like

lefulefu:
me na Daniella Okeke and Cherokee D Azz version i go like . cc Randy91

Lalas247 version go over make sense...

Yummy yummy

I deserve ONE for free..
They used my abbreviated moniker...LUMI!!?!

ShyCypher:
You girls.

Oh, you mean some girls?

Waawu.....Lefulefu u get taste.....Daniella okeke's version of sexdoll is worth keeping in da oza room....

A portion of this month salary wil go into savings ahead of these dolls Arrival......

Mariinee:
Oh, you mean some girls?

baiby

Mariinee:
Who is even taking this shii serious?

We have been using it to troll nairaland ladies since morning nii o