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Re: Suicide On My Mind by Xinzu: 11:09pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen: Gracias señorita. |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by Blackhawk01: 11:09pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Xinzu: Smh. At what price did you sell your soul to the devil, Sinzu? |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by Xinzu: 11:10pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Blackhawk01: Is this Lola or Rola? |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by Blackhawk01: 11:12pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Xinzu: That's your assignment, go figure. |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by Xinzu: 11:13pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Blackhawk01: I'll just return to watching Empire then.. Goodnight, Rola. |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by Blackhawk01: 11:14pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
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Re: Suicide On My Mind by Thegeneralqueen(f): 11:18pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Xinzu: |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by Blackhawk01: 12:00am On Jan 23, 2018 |
Bridgetania: Happy birthday Chi! 1 Like |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by bomasek(m): 12:07am On Jan 23, 2018 |
Bridgetania:Happy born day girl,wish u bliss. Baby please don't cry! You got to keep your head up Even when the road is hard, never give up! . (apologies to 2pac) 1 Like |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by Nobody: 12:34am On Jan 23, 2018 |
bomasek: thanks dr...do have a wonderful morning |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by futurebillgate(m): 4:43am On Jan 23, 2018 |
I hope dis op didnt commit suicide |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by Nobody: 7:23am On Jan 23, 2018 |
futurebillgate:He didn't. In fact he didn't use his real moniker. |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by Nobody: 8:42am On Jan 23, 2018 |
Bridgetania: I have something better to offer you. How about I tell you of a place where God himself speaks? There you can find the root cause and solution to your problems. 1 Like |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by Prognose: 2:39pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
Wow, what a way to go, right? Sniper combined with cement in a cup of coffee. Perfect combo for a very painful death. The sniper will immediately knock out his kidneys and depress his respiratory system... His blood becomes toxic and his stomach will go into severely painful spasms while he's struggling to breathe. His stomach will contract so hard to force the sniper out that it will tear and he will begin to vomit blood... But it's already too late cos he's absorbed the sniper already. Toxaemia, renal shutdown, respiratory depression and hemorrhaging all leading to a memorable and painful death. And that's just the sniper. To be continued. Make I reach ATM. |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by Prognose: 3:14pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
And then there's the cement. Apart from it being a silicone based compound and thus completely unabsorbable, it's going to react with the fluids both in the coffee and his stomach to form a hard substance. The reaction itself will generate enough heat cause an immediate and very violent contraction which will be transmitted to the brain as intense pains. This will be followed by the torture of having the cement gradually harden in the throat, stomach and small intestine. This will cause heaviness, severe discomfort and rupture of the delicate stomach lining. The Op would he screaming in pure agony if he could catch his breath but he can't because he originally drank sniper and it's preventing him from taking deep breaths. The pain would be so intense even the strongest man in the world would pass out from the sheer magnitude. But he wont pass out. Why? Because he drank coffee! A wonderful well known central nervous system stimulant. The coffee and the adrenaline rush pumped out by his body when it realises that he is dying, will keep him awake though out the entire gory process. He will feel every second of his death right until the last moment. Talk about epic punishment. He'll die so hard, his ancestors will feel it. |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by makydebbie(f): 5:36pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
Prognose: Damn!!! Please stop. The imagery is gory. |
Re: Suicide On My Mind by FTrebirth(m): 10:09am On Feb 01, 2018 |
Xinzu: guy, i dey owerri right now. come make i buy you beer. |
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