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Emmahunk:
Sounds really weird. Wouldn't have believed it myself if not that I watched this too strange to be true drama play out in a popular joint in Warri.

This story has been circulating the internet for years now. Stop lying!

And no point and kill is N1,500 in this Buhari era . . .

what's that even supposed to mean?

IYANGBALI:
just try it and see that there are lots of differences in ogbono and egusi soup. Even when the two are moaning,screaming, biting,shouting and speaking in tongues, one sure knows how to do it better than the other.

Do what better? The whole thing boils down to one thing in men, the release of semen through the achievement of an orgasm. How can one orgasm be different from another? The supposed difference is all in your head.

If ogbono soup contains all the nutrients necessary for survival, and it is readily available anytime you want it, it will be foolishness trying to run around stealing other people's egusi soup; in your own words.

Farmerforlife:
Do what better? The whole thing boils down to one thing in men, the release of semen through the achievement of an orgasm. How can one orgasm be different from another? The supposed difference is all in your head.

If ogbono soup contains all the nutrients necessary for survival, and it is readily available anytime you want it, it will be foolishness trying to run around stealing other people's egusi soup; in your own words.

chai so you eat just only one soup?you don't know what you're missing, just try and do it and see that the taste of pussssssies dey different from one another

aaronson:
Smart women like this are rare, The majority of women will storm that bar, cause a scene filled with outburst of emotions and ranging tension also will rain curses on that side chick. But this smart woman came, saw and acted like a boss making other men flee.

If I was her husband, I swear I would go back home, apologize, commend her intelligence and fight to keep her regardless, even if it means no more side chicks.



But smart phones are crazy ooo, how come i try typing no more side..... ......, Auto correct is like No more p()ssy, how does the stup1d phone know what's on my mind?

They ain't called smartphones for nothing Brua!

mazimee:
That woman is too intelligent to be a female.

.. mehn.. I love this..

delishpot:
It wouldn't in Nigeria.

Is the man married to Nigeria.

Men have gotten away with worse and their wives are still praying for change. Like I said, he isnt in the mood for the drama or he still wants to keep her as wife hence he just let it slide. A confirmed player would turn the case on its head.

He went against his marriage vows - if legally married - he got caught and did what's best to avoid drama.

Don't get me wrong, I do not think this woman's attitude should be the tape measure for other wives just as men dont go about congratulating other men for keeping quiet when they catch their wives red handed with a sugar boy or daddy and then buy food and go home to wait for her so they can discuss the issue in the privacy of their home. So I dont buy the idea that she is a better woman because she did not confront him for his cheating (NOTE I did not say fight with him)

I doubt if you know what it means confront a person.

BTW, I don't get what message you are trying to pass across.

timifakay:
Is the man married to Nigeria.

He went against his marriage vows - if legally married - he got caught and did what's best to avoid drama.

I doubt if you know what it means confront a person.

BTW, I don't get what message you are trying to pass across.

Make I go chop, i dey come

mazimee:
That woman is too intelligent to be a female.

Probably made up story

Average female doesn't have the rationality to remain that composed in such situation

liljaydee:
Angelina Jolie Na Actor?

No!!!... nah writter

mazimee:
That woman is too intelligent to be a female.

you are an idiot. You and the 700+ hundred people who liked your post

Daeylar:
Just imagine,

Nonsense.

Misogyny, a norm on nairaland.

and 700 people liked it. I’m sure women liked it too. This forum is disgusting

Seahawk:
and 700 people liked it. I’m sure women liked it too. This forum is disgusting

More than disgusting,

So the comment is still there?
I reported it and it wasn't deleted.
Later they will say this is a feminist forum

mazimee:
That woman is too intelligent to be a female.

And you're too dumb to qualify as human.

theDEVILisHERE:
Probably made up story

Average female doesn't have the rationality to remain that composed in such situation

You have a low I.Q.

Terrible

Daeylar:
More than disgusting,

So the comment is still there?
I reported it and it wasn't deleted.
Later they will say this is a feminist forum

Someone (a male moniker) even gave me a mentioñ telling me that if I don't like the way this forum is, I should go and look for feminist forum like lipstickalley,

Meaning that like the way this forum is misogynistic,


I'm Sure women liked it. Some women even agreed with him, you'll see,

That's why I find it ridiculous when the misogyny of some men is pointed out to them and they respond with, "I cannot be a misogynist because I have a wife, girlfriend, mother, sister, niece, aunt, female cousin, grandmother great grandmother" and the usual nonsense they write. because women can be misogynistic too.

delishpot:
You never see men na. The ones wey ready sing it wasn't me for the matter. They will even beat her ontop the matter and threaten to throw her out for monitoring him. Some men that you will find messages from side chicks in their phones and they will raise dust that you dare touch their phone. he just wasn't the type I guess.

Omo u just. Burst my brainz cos u just yarn about mi gan gan but I don repent now afta I finali lost her n my eye clear

Dem rily do us shaa....

Emmahunk:
Really, women don't need to scream or create a scene at every given opportunity. I had this great experience recently. Please read;

I was hanging out with my friends yesterday evening , so we ordered for fresh fish and drinks, the next person beside us came in with his girlfriend and ordered drinks and fish too. They were drinking and holding their hands together, the lady was resting on the guys shoulder. Apparently, they were having fun. However, their joy was short lived because, before we knew it, a woman walked in with a baby not more than 4 months old. She quietly pulled up and joined the table of the two love birds.

It was a moment to behold as the young girl looked surprised and angry at the same time obviously not impressed with the fact that someone came to invade their privacy. The man on the other hand was so quiet and looked totally confused.

Then the woman called the Bar attendant "please give me a bottle of malt and Fresh fish" and they served her. At this point, her baby started crying and she fed her and continued eating obviously enjoying every moment. Not done with whatever game she was playing, she further ordered for two fresh fish (point and kill), they told her its #1500 each she said she needed two of the fish and ordered for Isi-ewu 3 full mortar, they did and packaged all for her.

Finally with a wry smile playing on her beautiful but sweaty face, she now ordered for 7 cans of malt which they also gave her.

All these while, the man was kind of scared for the woman not to create a Scene at the joint, while the girl he came with was no longer comfortable.
Satisfied, the woman now stood up to leave with her loot and no one would have been the wiser if the bar the man had not walked up to her and said , "Please madam your money"

That was when the bubble bursted as she blurted out "My husband here will pay". She quietly dropped her baby on the man's laps and went off with her Goodies.
The silence that followed was breathtaking.

Surprisingly, immediately the woman, several other men quickly paid their bills and left as if expecting their own wives to turn up too.

Men! Abeg, who do us this thing?

fvcking quality woman there

This is serious I can laugh alone