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Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by jonaifame22(m): 1:51pm On Jan 24, 2018
and the lord gave you and ur girl the fruit of the womb in 2017, tell me. isn' t he wonderful?

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Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 1:58pm On Jan 24, 2018
ImaIma1:
Collected an apartment from who?

Landlord na
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 2:01pm On Jan 24, 2018
hidhrhis:
congratulation bro
no be everybody dey follow u play DAT kin game
if d gal don born pray I win bet9ja I will give u 10k for the baby's cloth

Lol. U no ge gf ni? Dont worry. Your own go soon reach unexpected
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 2:01pm On Jan 24, 2018
Offpoint:
dead ke?


undecided
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 2:04pm On Jan 24, 2018
Offpoint:
dead ke?

undecided
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 2:04pm On Jan 24, 2018
jonaifame22:
and the lord gave you and ur girl the fruit of the womb in 2017, tell me. isn' t he wonderful?

grin
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by hidhrhis(m): 2:04pm On Jan 24, 2018
TeamLeader:


Lol. U no ge gf ni? Dont worry. Your own go soon reach unexpected
me and condom are best friend when it comes to sex
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by HOLYDICK(m): 2:23pm On Jan 24, 2018
TeamLeader:



Bros leave that thing o. Yu really think say u ar smart than women in some areas. Na today? Women are smarter my guy. From my write up sef u go kno i wanted to do normal like i always do befre but she knows what she wants.

No wonder your dick is holy. grin Na God go help me sha

Ok sire better luck next time grin
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by sleekyskillz(m): 2:40pm On Jan 24, 2018
ebujany:
Team leader, u know you are not ready for this yet you slept with her without protection? Its not only about pregnancy, what of other STDs? You can't feed your self yet your sleeping with a girl without CD. The stupid story of her holding you down when you were about to cum shows how immature you are.


U go first ask weda e fit afford cd?
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by Oyindidi(f): 2:53pm On Jan 24, 2018
Congrats teamleader! I'll buy diapers for the baby tongue grin
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jan 24, 2018
When you were doing "it" you were alive. Now that the result is out you are dead. Gerrout my friend. ! grin
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 3:34pm On Jan 24, 2018
sleekyskillz:


U go first ask weda e fit afford cd?


Yu wicked gan o... How much e be na
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 3:35pm On Jan 24, 2018
Oyindidi:
Congrats teamleader! I'll buy diapers for the baby tongue grin



Lolz. Your own too go reach soon
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 3:36pm On Jan 24, 2018
hidhrhis:

me and condom are best friend when it comes to sex


Dont worry na. Your eye go clear soon
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 3:39pm On Jan 24, 2018
Bosun:
When you were doing "it" you were alive. Now that the result is out you are dead. Gerrout my friend. ! grin


Ehn enn na wetin yu go talk be that abi. Someone cannot enjoy life in peace again grin
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by Oyindidi(f): 4:02pm On Jan 24, 2018
TeamLeader:

Lolz. Your own too go reach soon
Amen

Babydaddy grin
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by Thegeneralqueen(f): 4:23pm On Jan 24, 2018
Xinzu:
I'm so happy for you, man. smiley
You bad

Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by Thegeneralqueen(f): 4:26pm On Jan 24, 2018
amani63:
I care bro and that is why God will not let you walk alone
Remember there are millions of people you are better than
Thank God you live to see today allow tomorrow to think of itself
One of the reasons i like you...... you think ahead.....ibu onye ngozi wink

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Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 4:38pm On Jan 24, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
You bad

Too bad sef
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by Nobody: 4:39pm On Jan 24, 2018
TeamLeader:
Though I love this girl so much because we've been together for some times now and I wish to marry her legally when its time.

But the issue now is that I've been looking for job for months now in addition to my part time biz that am into because the business hasn't grown enough to feed comfortably that's why am looking for job to support.
I just collected an apartment and right now I'm as broke as hell, Shingbain no de my hand again, na garri & epa i de wack every day for a week now.

And that day i won pull out o like i always do but she just carve & round me with her legs like when python round antelope that i no fit move again then i got this wicked message this morning. She even de insist on keeping the baby, you can imagine.

Up till now am in a state of unknown.

Just advice me because na all of us de play this kain game
is d lady working? Does she av a job?
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 4:39pm On Jan 24, 2018
lilmarley:


I would av loved to advice you @ op

But... I advice someone December last year and I was banned...... The ban validity just elapse last week

I can't stand the chance again

Sorry


Lolz who banned you?

Lalasticlala or seun
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 4:41pm On Jan 24, 2018
aro1:
is d lady working? Does she av a job?

Yes sir. She owns fashion designer shop
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by Nobody: 4:42pm On Jan 24, 2018
TeamLeader:
Though I love this girl so much because we've been together for some times now and I wish to marry her legally when its time.

But the issue now is that I've been looking for job for months now in addition to my part time biz that am into because the business hasn't grown enough to feed comfortably that's why am looking for job to support.
I just collected an apartment and right now I'm as broke as hell, Shingbain no de my hand again, na garri & epa i de wack every day for a week now.

And that day i won pull out o like i always do but she just carve & round me with her legs like when python round antelope that i no fit move again then i got this wicked message this morning. She even de insist on keeping the baby, you can imagine.

Up till now am in a state of unknown.

Just advice me because na all of us de play this kain game

Guy why you carry your wahala come meet us na? angry We were not there when you were smashing your babe without CD cheesy

Abeg carry your cross cheesy No abort the baby o. You are about to be a daddy cheesy
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jan 24, 2018
TeamLeader:


Yes sir. She owns fashion designer shop
dat means she's a mature lady, u guys can both contribute together to make tins happen, or is she a self centered lady, gv reply to ds before i gv u my next hint
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 4:49pm On Jan 24, 2018
aro1:
dat means she's a mature lady, u guys can both contribute together to make tins happen, or is she a self centered lady, gv reply to ds before i gv u my next hint

She isn't actually. She supportive and ready for anything that will after. Am just worried because of my own pocket as a man yu kno
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by TeamLeader(m): 4:49pm On Jan 24, 2018
efesodje:


Guy why you carry your wahala come meet us na? angry We were not there when you were smashing your babe without CD cheesy

Abeg carry your cross cheesy No abort the baby o. You are about to be a daddy cheesy

No worry na. Yor own turn de come grin
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by IamSINZ(m): 4:50pm On Jan 24, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
You bad


They banned me angry
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by Thegeneralqueen(f): 4:53pm On Jan 24, 2018
IamSINZ:




They banned me angry
What happened again you nor I told you to stop fighting IamSIN angry
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by IamSINZ(m): 4:55pm On Jan 24, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
What happened again you nor I told you to stop fighting IamSIN angry


LOL, I had to teach one _cunt a lesson grin
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by Nobody: 4:58pm On Jan 24, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
One of the reasons i like you...... you think ahead.....ibu onye ngozi wink
reason you like me
Well thanks ma
Re: I'm DEAD!!!! HELP! by Thegeneralqueen(f): 5:01pm On Jan 24, 2018
IamSINZ:



LOL, I had to teach one _cunt a lesson grin
Nobody here is worth that stress so better stop it cool

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