I will go straight to the point/issue. I met this beautiful gal last year december and we started dating this year january.She's average in height well endowed with big breast n nice body shape. I love her so much because she's Godfearing,hardworkin n so caring Infact shes simply d best........
But the issue is that whenever am eating food she will always remember to fart.I have told her to stop it that i don't like it but she will plead that everything is unknownly yet she will still be the one to raise her Ass up to Mess up..why won't she go outside ？why must it be anytime am eating？(i keep wondering)..This morning i was drinking Tea she farted a thunderous one again in my presence which i nearly threw her d bread i was holding but i stil controlled n maintained myself....
This is the third time shes farting when am eating and i think dis is wickedness...Doesn't she love me enough ？Doesn't she have respect for me ？(i keep wondering).....
I'm planning eating all my food outside @Chitis or Restaurant because if i decide to eat @home i bet 95％ Sure Odd she must fart..I'm also planning to register her into a farting competition cos thats were her Talent lies...I have told my guys about it and they said i should give her a dirty slap she won't forget if she tries it the fourth time again when am eating...Dear readers what's ur take on this matter cos i know wan beat woman o...

schoolbest:
I will go straight to the point/issue. I met this beautiful gal last year december and we started dating this year january.She's average in height well endowed with big breast n nice body shape. I love her so much because she's Godfearing,hardworkin n so caring Infact shes simply d best........
But the issue is that whenever am eating food she will always remember to fart.I have told her to stop it that i don't like it but she will plead that everything is unknownly yet she will still be the one to raise her Ass up to Mess up..why won't she go outside ？why must it be anytime am eating？(i keep wondering)..This morning i was drinking Tea she farted a thunderous one again in my presence which i nearly threw her d bread i was holding but i stil controlled n maintained myself....
This is the third time shes farting when am eating and i think dis is wickedness...Doesn't she love me enough ？Doesn't she have respect for me ？(i keep wondering).....
I'm planning eating all my food outside @Chitis or Restaurant because if i decide to eat @home i bet 95％ Sure Odd she must fart..I'm also planning to register her into a farting competition cos thats were her Talent lies...I have told my guys about it and they said i should give her a dirty slap she won't forget if she tries it the fourth time again when am eating...Dear readers what's ur take on this matter cos i know wan beat woman o...

see as u de mumu your self

ur babe dey mess

Beat her up next time she repeat that bad habit.

;DHas she ever had anal sex??
Sphincteral incompetence.
Does she fart when you're ramming into her honeypot with your massive pole...?? sexual trauma.

FSFitzGerald:
;DHas she ever had anal sex??
Sphincteral incompetence.
Does she fart when you're ramming into her honeypot with your massive pole...?? sexual trauma.

she does dat only when am eating..dats the p

xedyl:
Beat her up next time she repeat that bad habit.

no probz

xedyl:
Beat her up next time she repeat that bad habit.

that what we were taught in claas today can you imagine charcoal brain. I know Nairaland would be my good source of example

schoolbest:
no probz

Don't even dare to try that nonsense!
You can breakup with her instead, since she turns you off

How come she is always around you when you are eating? you met a girl December started a relationship January and you are already cohabiting. smh!

fuckjesus:

How come she is always around you when you are eating? you met a girl December started a relationship January and you are already cohabiting. smh!

she stays in d hostel n she do com and stay with me off camp...as am talking to u we are together now near barbin saloon

heendrix:


that what we were taught in claas today can you imagine charcoal brain. I know Nairaland would be my good source of example

pal take it jeje with me....some many other advice to heed to..mine not necessary.

Use her for rituals.

SUPERPACK:
Use her for rituals.

godforbid

guy endure it while it last lol

benqo01:
guy endure it while it last lol

i don endure am tire

fuckjesus:

How come she is always around you when you are eating? you met a girl December started a relationship January and you are already cohabiting. smh!

And she is God fearing

Where are the photos of ur big breasted gf naa

schoolbest:
I will go straight to the point/issue. I met this beautiful gal last year december and we started dating this year january.She's average in height well endowed with big breast n nice body shape. I love her so much because she's Godfearing,hardworkin n so caring Infact shes simply d best........
But the issue is that whenever am eating food she will always remember to fart.I have told her to stop it that i don't like it but she will plead that everything is unknownly yet she will still be the one to raise her Ass up to Mess up..why won't she go outside ？why must it be anytime am eating？(i keep wondering)..This morning i was drinking Tea she farted a thunderous one again in my presence which i nearly threw her d bread i was holding but i stil controlled n maintained myself....
This is the third time shes farting when am eating and i think dis is wickedness...Doesn't she love me enough ？Doesn't she have respect for me ？(i keep wondering).....
I'm planning eating all my food outside @Chitis or Restaurant because if i decide to eat @home i bet 95％ Sure Odd she must fart..I'm also planning to register her into a farting competition cos thats were her Talent lies...I have told my guys about it and they said i should give her a dirty slap she won't forget if she tries it the fourth time again when am eating...Dear readers what's ur take on this matter cos i know wan beat woman o...

I wish nairaland conducts screening on new members, dis one wunt hav seen d light of nairaland with such Mumbo-Jumbo

This is funny . You too fart at her face, eating eggs, beans, and other protein foods, don't defecate for days... Realise some smelling and obnoxious fart into her nose or if she is not around when the fart come, get a cover plastic or bowl, fart in it and cover until she return, open the cover. Do this severally

she will stop it.
It work like magic

95% odd to tear mess....abeg let me stake 5k for this sure bet...lol

vision2050:
This is funny . You too fart at her face, eating eggs, beans, and other protein foods, don't defecate for days... Realise some smelling and obnoxious fart into her nose or if she is not around when the fart come, get a cover plastic or bowl, fart in it and cover until she return, open the cover. Do this severally

she will stop it.
It work like magic

You are disgusting nigga

Hmm

bro teach her a lesson, next time purposely eat in her presence, then when she farts, throw the food to her face with all seriousness (don't chicken out, do it ,with all confidence, don't be afraid to loose) ,but remember to pet her later,girls are like that, if you ignore this one without doing anything, I bet she will do another thing (disrespectful),

samuelchimmy:
bro teach her a lesson, next time purposely eat in her presence, then when she farts, throw the food to her face with all seriousness (don't chicken out, do it ,with all confidence, don't be afraid to loose) ,but remember to pet her later,girls are like that, if you ignore this one without doing anything, I bet she will do another thing (disrespectful),

ok bro

So disgusting.

lol....hahahahaha! please don't make me laugh.

Use her for y+... Problem solved

Have u tried glue her butt with adhesive

send her to me so as to put sense into her yanch...

schoolbest:
ok bro

Instead of you to tell her I love you when she farts you're here complaining the best love in life is when you don't feel shy to do some crazy things in the presence of your partner...... I need a man who will tell me thank Ma when I fart in his presence