Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by 0wen2017: 11:45pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
amicable09:
This is the one that touches me the most. I am forced to comment because two guys I respect so much on this forum were nominated for this same category.
If anyone has ever had the privilege of relating with Yorex2011 off nairaland, then that fellow will say he's more than ideal! He is the perfect candidate. What recruiters/employers call The Best Fit!
He's the round peg in all the round holes ever created. If we are mandated to openly drop our CVs here and now, I will sneak out, out of shame.
I recommend him for international gigs. I endorse him as husband material. I approve of him as a mentor and coach. I support his dreams as a techy guy.
I can go on and on but I must reserve space to celebrate Ferdyboss! Ferdy is a dream chaser! He is the ball! He is the striker! He is the goal post! I have the privilege of knowing this guy and I can comfortably entrust treasures in his hand.
The ideal candidate isn't amicable09. The ideal candidate is that job seeker who doesn't know it all but is everyday seeking to know. Pushing out CVs. Without a single invite is still persistent and unflinching. Who secretly and openly says to strangers here, on LinkedIn, facebook, twitter, career sites, unashamedly, "I need help! Please assist to review my cv"
The ideal job seeker is that one who derails a thread when he/she spots a resourceful person to politely ask, "can you send me materials for study? I applied for that job but haven't been shortlisted yet still I want to start practicing".
The ideal job seeker may be introverted as well. Too introverted to register on NL. Too shy to give a mention. Too afraid to ask for help in a public space and be turned down. However, smart enough to nicodemously follow threads as a guest and gain insights from questions asked and answers supplied. Bold enough to someday gather courage to register and follow the monikers they secretly admire.
The ideal candidate isn't the host, aren't the moderators and not even the organizers, the ideal candidate is YOU!
I therefore tonight, with so much joy, present to all jobseekers, the highly rated award, which we've all clinched so meritoriously, it is no other than.....
THE IDEAL CANDIDATE AWARD For 2017! I love you all! Yeah, Yorex2011 is one of the smartest engineers I know. The dude has a habit of handpicking one or two error questions during CEB-SHL and Dragnet GSE exams lol.His Intel on the Shell thread helped me a great deal. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by ksstroud: 11:50pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Jazmiynne,
A good job you have done. We thank you.
Regards. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Intelligentdude(m): 1:47am On Jan 31, 2018 |
Jazmiynne: Dear Joblanders,
Thank YOU.
Believe it or not, I was scared last night. I imagined a scenario where I alone would do the talking, the applauding and the every every. I got cold feet many times and thought of telling TheRealadonye to please appoint another person. But hey, who does that? Not me at least.
Small as it may seem,I had accepted an assignment and the proper thing to do was to see it through to the end.
Thank you all for not allow the show turn out a failure. Thanks for the flavor of your comments. Thanks for staying tuned. Thanks for giving me morale. I wish I could have been more present to make it more fun, but guys, I had fun in a unique way too. In fact I learned a little something here and there about my very own self.
Still on still, forgive me for sleeping off last night . The remainder of the award categories are awarded as below:
Most Handsome Joblander: Ferdyboss
Most Beautiful Joblander: It's a tie for both: Jesusgirl92 Skarlett
Thread of the Year: The tie award go to:Access Bank Thread 2017 and DPR thread https://www.nairaland.com/4248717/access-bank-graduate-recruitment-programme https://www.nairaland.com/3428730/department-petroleum-resources-2016-graduate
Best new comer: Double win for both: Neroski Intelligentdude thank you for all that you do on your thread. I see you
Jobsearcher of the Year: It's a tie for both: Babajeje123 distinguished1
Most Secretive Joblander: Baba I don't know why they chose you, but congratulations TheRealAdonye
Most Inquisitive Joblander: The award goes Isearching
Miss Dainty:The nominees for this category were: Jazmiynne (lol I just wonder too o ) Babra19
And the winner is: Jazmiynne! (Yelse I won something! )
But ehrrrmmmmm based on say Jega could not announce himself as winner, this award goes to: Babra19 Congratulations dear! All them boys keep falling
Webster of the Year: The nominees were: Tolusan Tolex29 Amicable09 Jazmiynne Rationalmind
And our winner is: Amicable09! This lady has packed all the awards shaaa
Most Controversial: Congratulations Johnime
Legend of the Seeker Job section: Our winners for this category are: Uboma Eremy Hafsat24 airsaylongcon
CONGRATULATIONS Everyone!
We All Won!
Details on receipt of award prices would be communicated to the awardees. Guys, please send a mail to jazmiynne@gmail.com
Thanks for the Award. Cheers 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by amicable09(f): 5:23am On Jan 31, 2018 |
0wen2017:
Kai! See epistle.
Na play I dey play.
My trademark
Good morning. Na play I dey play type all that too 1 Like |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 5:26am On Jan 31, 2018 |
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Nobody: 8:53am On Jan 31, 2018 |
Jazmiynne: Dear Joblanders,
Thank YOU.
Believe it or not, I was scared last night. I imagined a scenario where I alone would do the talking, the applauding and the every every. I got cold feet many times and thought of telling TheRealadonye to please appoint another person. But hey, who does that? Not me at least.
Small as it may seem,I had accepted an assignment and the proper thing to do was to see it through to the end.
Thank you all for not allow the show turn out a failure. Thanks for the flavor of your comments. Thanks for staying tuned. Thanks for giving me morale. I wish I could have been more present to make it more fun, but guys, I had fun in a unique way too. In fact I learned a little something here and there about my very own self.
Still on still, forgive me for sleeping off last night . The remainder of the award categories are awarded as below:
Most Handsome Joblander: Ferd yboss
Most Beautiful Joblander: It's a tie for both: Jesu sgirl92 Skarl ett
Thread of the Year: The tie award go to:Access Bank Thread 2017 and DPR thread https://www.nairaland.com/4248717/access-bank-graduate-recruitment-programme https://www.nairaland.com/3428730/department-petroleum-resources-2016-graduate
Best new comer: Double win for both: Ner oski Intelli gentdude thank you for all that you do on your thread. I see you
Jobsearcher of the Year: It's a tie for both: Baba jeje123 distingu ished1
Most Secretive Joblander: Baba I don't know why they chose you, but congratulations TheRea lAdonye
Most Inquisitive Joblander: The award goes Isea rching
Miss Dainty:The nominees for this category were: Jazm iynne (lol I just wonder too o ) Bab ra19
And the winner is: Jazmiynne! (Yelse I won something! )
But ehrrrmmmmm based on say Jega could not announce himself as winner, this award goes to: Babr a19 Congratulations dear! All them boys keep falling
Webster of the Year: The nominees were: To lusan T olex29 Amic able09 Ja miynne Rat onalmind
And our winner is: Amic able09! This lady has packed all the awards shaaa
Most Controversial: Congratulations Johni me
Legend of the Seeker Job section: Our winners for this category are: Ub oma Er emy Haf sat24 air aylongcon
CONGRATULATIONS Everyone!
We All Won!
Details on receipt of award prices would be communicated to the awardees. Guys, please send a mail to jazmiynne@gmail.com
I know this may sound like a cliche, but I'm still wondering how I won anything here I'm not like Alessa Clara who had been 'pretend winning' the Grammys since she was a kid. This may not be the Grammys but then, I literally NEVER EXPERERED EET Thanks to the organizers of this ceremony and to the hostess herself, Jazmynne (I hope I got that right) Your e-emcee skills deserve an award of it's own I want to use the opportunity to congratulate other winners like Amicable09 (the lady of many talents) I stayed up all night and on Tuesday morning going through your diary entries and asking myself how anyone can compose humorous entries about working in a bank, so flawlessly. Most bankers don't see anything funny and exciting about the sector but you write about scenarios that leave the imagination, reeling. Thanks for being you, you deserve all the accolades you can get for your many skills Davide70, your award dey one kind sha but you deserve am Edo Yoruba demon angel tins Congratulations to Ferdyboss, the RMD of jobland Finally and most importantly, thanks to the voters who made this award and lengthy speech possible, I couldn't have done it without y'all 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 9:11am On Jan 31, 2018 |
skarlett:
Thanks to the organizers of this ceremony and to the hostess herself, Jazmiynne (I hope I got that right) Your e-emcee skills deserve an award of it's own This award, I shall not miss.
I have a long speech typed in my mind to say, but I can't type it in words
I am glad we pulled it off. Thank you very much Skarlett 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Nobody: 9:49am On Jan 31, 2018 |
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 5:24pm On Feb 01, 2018 |
Guys, I have received mails from only 3 of our winners.
Is it correct to say that the other awardees are not interested?
Even if our award price no be Lexus Jeep, y'all please show some love and accept it from our hearts full of love na.
Please, send a mail to jazmiynne@gmail.com
Even if na kwulikwuli we fit afford, join us chop am mbok
By 10PM on Sunday, February 4th, we'd disburse our token with hearts full of love only to those whose mails we have received.
Thanks. 1 Like |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Ferdyboss: 8:21pm On Feb 01, 2018 |
Jazmiynne: Dear Joblanders,
Thank YOU.
Believe it or not, I was scared last night. I imagined a scenario where I alone would do the talking, the applauding and the every every. I got cold feet many times and thought of telling TheRealadonye to please appoint another person. But hey, who does that? Not me at least.
Small as it may seem,I had accepted an assignment and the proper thing to do was to see it through to the end.
Thank you all for not allow the show turn out a failure. Thanks for the flavor of your comments. Thanks for staying tuned. Thanks for giving me morale. I wish I could have been more present to make it more fun, but guys, I had fun in a unique way too. In fact I learned a little something here and there about my very own self.
Still on still, forgive me for sleeping off last night . The remainder of the award categories are awarded as below:
Most Handsome Joblander: Ferdyboss
Most Beautiful Joblander: It's a tie for both: Jesusgirl92 Skarlett
Thread of the Year: The tie award go to:Access Bank Thread 2017 and DPR thread https://www.nairaland.com/4248717/access-bank-graduate-recruitment-programme https://www.nairaland.com/3428730/department-petroleum-resources-2016-graduate
Best new comer: Double win for both: Neroski Intelligentdude thank you for all that you do on your thread. I see you
Jobsearcher of the Year: It's a tie for both: Babajeje123 distinguished1
Most Secretive Joblander: Baba I don't know why they chose you, but congratulations TheRealAdonye
Most Inquisitive Joblander: The award goes Isearching
Miss Dainty:The nominees for this category were: Jazmiynne (lol I just wonder too o ) Babra19
And the winner is: Jazmiynne! (Yelse I won something! )
But ehrrrmmmmm based on say Jega could not announce himself as winner, this award goes to: Babra19 Congratulations dear! All them boys keep falling
Webster of the Year: The nominees were: Tolusan Tolex29 Amicable09 Jazmiynne Rationalmind
And our winner is: Amicable09! This lady has packed all the awards shaaa
Most Controversial: Congratulations Johnime
Legend of the Seeker Job section: Our winners for this category are: Uboma Eremy Hafsat24 airsaylongcon
CONGRATULATIONS Everyone!
We All Won!
Details on receipt of award prices would be communicated to the awardees. Guys, please send a mail to jazmiynne@gmail.com
Yaayy!!! Why don't I don't mention notifications anymore? Special thanks to everyone who nominated/voted for me in this category even when I know I'm far not worthy of the award. Thanks to the organisers too. Apologies for my late acknowledgement once more. Blame it on hustle o. Happy New month to Everyone here. Cheers! 1 Like |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 8:25pm On Feb 01, 2018 |
Ferdyboss:
Special thanks to everyone who nominated/voted for me in this category even when I know I'm far worthy of the award. Chai |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Ferdyboss: 8:49am On Feb 02, 2018 |
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by distinguished1(m): 11:30am On Feb 02, 2018 |
So MacMaster01 still visits Nairaland. Hope you are doing great. |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Nobody: 11:32am On Feb 02, 2018 |
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by TheRealAdonye(m): 11:40am On Feb 02, 2018 |
send an email to *****************@yahoo.com then. We'd attend to you. skarlett:
I just tried the email, it's not delivering, dunno why |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Nobody: 11:43am On Feb 02, 2018 |
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jamean(f): 11:58am On Feb 02, 2018 |
Ferdyboss:
Yaayy!!! Why don't I don't mention notifications anymore?
Special thanks to everyone who nominated/voted for me in this category even when I know I'm far not worthy of the award. Thanks to the organisers too.
Apologies for my late acknowledgement once more. Blame it on hustle o.
Happy New month to Everyone here. Cheers! Is it every year you will be receiving fine boy award 1 Like |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Sapiosexuality(m): 12:01pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
Jamean:
Is it every year you will be receiving fine boy award Lol. Please, what's the meaning of Jamean? |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 12:13pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jamean(f): 1:21pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
Sapiosexuality: Lol. Please, what's the meaning of Jamean? The acronym of my 3 names |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Sapiosexuality(m): 2:20pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
Jamean:
The acronym of my 3 names Okay. |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Ferdyboss: 5:45pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Ferdyboss: 5:53pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 6:19pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by MacMaster01(m): 7:20am On Feb 03, 2018 |
distinguished1: So MacMaster01 still visits Nairaland. Hope you are doing great. Yes boss, I do visit, hope you’re doing good too |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 7:20pm On Feb 04, 2018 |
Thanks to everyone who sent in their mails.
Kindly check for the 30 billion alert tonight.
In fact, right ABOUT NOW y'all should be seeing the alerts
We got mails from 10 of our winners with two individuals having multiple awards.
Please, note that the prices are equal and fixed (no ojoro ) but would be shared according to number of awards per individual.
A BIG THANK YOU to our sponsors, we pray that God continues to replenish your pockets and reward your kindness.
We hope to get better next year. Cheers! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jesusgirl92(f): 7:51pm On Feb 04, 2018 |
Received ... To the sponsors, our e-mcee and everyone else who made it possible... Thanks a million 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Sapiosexuality(m): 8:02pm On Feb 04, 2018 |
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by distinguished1(m): 9:00pm On Feb 04, 2018 |
Award thankfully received. God bless the JSA sponsors, organizers and contributors. It's a happy Sunday evening here. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by davide470(m): 10:35pm On Feb 04, 2018 |
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 4:50am On Feb 05, 2018 |
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