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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by 0wen2017: 11:45pm On Jan 30
amicable09:

cheesy cheesy cheesy
This is the one that touches me the most. I am forced to comment because two guys I respect so much on this forum were nominated for this same category.

If anyone has ever had the privilege of relating with Yorex2011 off nairaland, then that fellow will say he's more than ideal! He is the perfect candidate. What recruiters/employers call The Best Fit!

He's the round peg in all the round holes ever created. If we are mandated to openly drop our CVs here and now, I will sneak out, out of shame.

I recommend him for international gigs.
I endorse him as husband material.
I approve of him as a mentor and coach.
I support his dreams as a techy guy.

I can go on and on but I must reserve space to celebrate Ferdyboss!
Ferdy is a dream chaser!
He is the ball!
He is the striker!
He is the goal post!
I have the privilege of knowing this guy and I can comfortably entrust treasures in his hand.

The ideal candidate isn't amicable09.
The ideal candidate is that job seeker who doesn't know it all but is everyday seeking to know. Pushing out CVs. Without a single invite is still persistent and unflinching. Who secretly and openly says to strangers here, on LinkedIn, facebook, twitter, career sites, unashamedly, "I need help! Please assist to review my cv"

The ideal job seeker is that one who derails a thread when he/she spots a resourceful person to politely ask, "can you send me materials for study? I applied for that job but haven't been shortlisted yet still I want to start practicing".

The ideal job seeker may be introverted as well. Too introverted to register on NL. Too shy to give a mention. Too afraid to ask for help in a public space and be turned down. However, smart enough to nicodemously follow threads as a guest and gain insights from questions asked and answers supplied. Bold enough to someday gather courage to register and follow the monikers they secretly admire.

The ideal candidate isn't the host, aren't the moderators and not even the organizers, the ideal candidate is YOU!

I therefore tonight, with so much joy, present to all jobseekers, the highly rated award, which we've all clinched so meritoriously, it is no other than.....

THE IDEAL CANDIDATE AWARD For 2017!
I love you all!

Yeah, Yorex2011 is one of the smartest engineers I know.

The dude has a habit of handpicking one or two error questions during CEB-SHL and Dragnet GSE exams lol.His Intel on the Shell thread helped me a great deal.

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by ksstroud: 11:50pm On Jan 30
Jazmiynne,

A good job you have done.
We thank you.

Regards.

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Intelligentdude(m): 1:47am On Jan 31
Jazmiynne:
Dear Joblanders,

Thank YOU.

Believe it or not, I was scared last night. I imagined a scenario where I alone would do the talking, the applauding and the every every. I got cold feet many times and thought of telling TheRealadonye to please appoint another person. But hey, who does that? Not me at least. smiley

Small as it may seem,I had accepted an assignment and the proper thing to do was to see it through to the end.

Thank you all for not allow the show turn out a failure. Thanks for the flavor of your comments. Thanks for staying tuned. Thanks for giving me morale. I wish I could have been more present to make it more fun, but guys, I had fun in a unique way too. In fact I learned a little something here and there about my very own self.


Still on still, forgive me for sleeping off last night lipsrsealed. The remainder of the award categories are awarded as below:



Most Handsome Joblander:
Ferdyboss kiss

Most Beautiful Joblander:
It's a tie for both:
Jesusgirl92
Skarlett


Thread of the Year:
The tie award go to:Access Bank Thread 2017 and DPR thread
https://www.nairaland.com/4248717/access-bank-graduate-recruitment-programme
https://www.nairaland.com/3428730/department-petroleum-resources-2016-graduate

Best new comer:
Double win for both:
Neroski
Intelligentdude
thank you for all that you do on your thread. I see you cool

Jobsearcher of the Year:
It's a tie for both:
Babajeje123
distinguished1


Most Secretive Joblander:
Baba I don't know why they chose you, but congratulations TheRealAdonye


Most Inquisitive Joblander:
The award goes Isearching

Miss Dainty:The nominees for this category were:
Jazmiynne (lol I just wonder too o grin)
Babra19


And the winner is: Jazmiynne! (Yelse I won something! cheesy)

But ehrrrmmmmm based on say Jega could not announce himself as winner, grin this award goes to: Babra19
Congratulations dear! All them boys keep falling kiss

Webster of the Year:
The nominees were:
Tolusan
Tolex29
Amicable09
Jazmiynne
Rationalmind


And our winner is: Amicable09! This lady has packed all the awards shaaa angry

Most Controversial:
Congratulations Johnime wink

Legend of the Seeker Job section:
Our winners for this category are:
Uboma
Eremy
Hafsat24
airsaylongcon









CONGRATULATIONS Everyone!

We All Won!



Details on receipt of award prices would be communicated to the awardees. Guys, please send a mail to jazmiynne@gmail.com
kiss
Thanks for the Award. Cheers

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by amicable09(f): 5:23am On Jan 31
0wen2017:

Kai! See epistle. Na play I dey play.
My trademarkgrin
Good morning. Na play I dey play type all that too tongue

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 5:26am On Jan 31
amicable09:

My trademarkgrin

Good morning. Na play I dey play type all that too tongue

Lol cheesy grin

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by skarlett(f): 8:53am On Jan 31
Jazmiynne:
Dear Joblanders,

Thank YOU.

Believe it or not, I was scared last night. I imagined a scenario where I alone would do the talking, the applauding and the every every. I got cold feet many times and thought of telling TheRealadonye to please appoint another person. But hey, who does that? Not me at least. smiley

Small as it may seem,I had accepted an assignment and the proper thing to do was to see it through to the end.

Thank you all for not allow the show turn out a failure. Thanks for the flavor of your comments. Thanks for staying tuned. Thanks for giving me morale. I wish I could have been more present to make it more fun, but guys, I had fun in a unique way too. In fact I learned a little something here and there about my very own self.


Still on still, forgive me for sleeping off last night lipsrsealed. The remainder of the award categories are awarded as below:



Most Handsome Joblander:
Ferd yboss kiss

Most Beautiful Joblander:
It's a tie for both:
Jesu sgirl92
Skarl ett


Thread of the Year:
The tie award go to:Access Bank Thread 2017 and DPR thread
https://www.nairaland.com/4248717/access-bank-graduate-recruitment-programme
https://www.nairaland.com/3428730/department-petroleum-resources-2016-graduate

Best new comer:
Double win for both:
Ner oski
Intelli gentdude
thank you for all that you do on your thread. I see you cool

Jobsearcher of the Year:
It's a tie for both:
Baba jeje123
distingu ished1


Most Secretive Joblander:
Baba I don't know why they chose you, but congratulations TheRea lAdonye


Most Inquisitive Joblander:
The award goes Isea rching

Miss Dainty:The nominees for this category were:
Jazm iynne (lol I just wonder too o grin)
Bab ra19


And the winner is: Jazmiynne! (Yelse I won something! cheesy)

But ehrrrmmmmm based on say Jega could not announce himself as winner, grin this award goes to: Babr a19
Congratulations dear! All them boys keep falling kiss

Webster of the Year:
The nominees were:
To lusan
T olex29
Amic able09
Ja miynne
Rat onalmind


And our winner is: Amic able09! This lady has packed all the awards shaaa angry

Most Controversial:
Congratulations Johni me wink

Legend of the Seeker Job section:
Our winners for this category are:
Ub oma
Er emy
Haf sat24
air aylongcon





CONGRATULATIONS Everyone!

We All Won!


Details on receipt of award prices would be communicated to the awardees. Guys, please send a mail to jazmiynne@gmail.com
kiss


I know this may sound like a cliche, but I'm still wondering how I won anything here embarassed embarassed I'm not like Alessa Clara who had been 'pretend winning' the Grammys since she was a kid. This may not be the Grammys but then, I literally NEVER EXPERERED EET embarassed

Thanks to the organizers of this ceremony and to the hostess herself, Jazmynne (I hope I got that right) kiss kiss Your e-emcee skills deserve an award of it's own kiss

I want to use the opportunity to congratulate other winners like Amicable09 (the lady of many talents) I stayed up all night and on Tuesday morning going through your diary entries and asking myself how anyone can compose humorous entries about working in a bank, so flawlessly. Most bankers don't see anything funny and exciting about the sector but you write about scenarios that leave the imagination, reeling. Thanks for being you, you deserve all the accolades you can get for your many skills kiss kiss

Davide70, your award dey one kind sha but you deserve am undecided Edo Yoruba demon angel tins grin

Congratulations to Ferdyboss, the RMD of jobland kiss

Finally and most importantly, thanks to the voters who made this award and lengthy speech possible, I couldn't have done it without y'all kiss kiss

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 9:11am On Jan 31
skarlett:


Thanks to the organizers of this ceremony and to the hostess herself, Jazmiynne (I hope I got that right) kiss kiss Your e-emcee skills deserve an award of it's own kiss

This award, I shall not miss. cheesy

I have a long speech typed in my mind to say, but I can't type it in words embarassed

I am glad we pulled it off. Thank you very much Skarlett kiss kiss kiss kiss wink

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by skarlett(f): 9:49am On Jan 31
Jazmiynne:


This award, I shall not miss. cheesy

I have a long speech typed in my mind to say, but I can't type it in words embarassed

I am glad we pulled it off. Thank you very much Skarle tt kiss kiss kiss kiss wink

You're welcome dearie kiss

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 5:24pm On Feb 01
Guys, I have received mails from only 3 of our winners.

Is it correct to say that the other awardees are not interested?

Even if our award price no be Lexus Jeep, y'all please show some love and accept it from our hearts full of love na.

Please, send a mail to jazmiynne@gmail.com

Even if na kwulikwuli we fit afford, join us chop am mbok grin cheesy

By 10PM on Sunday, February 4th, we'd disburse our token with hearts full of love only to those whose mails we have received.

Thanks. kiss kiss kiss

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Ferdyboss: 8:21pm On Feb 01
Jazmiynne:
Dear Joblanders,

Thank YOU.

Believe it or not, I was scared last night. I imagined a scenario where I alone would do the talking, the applauding and the every every. I got cold feet many times and thought of telling TheRealadonye to please appoint another person. But hey, who does that? Not me at least. smiley

Small as it may seem,I had accepted an assignment and the proper thing to do was to see it through to the end.

Thank you all for not allow the show turn out a failure. Thanks for the flavor of your comments. Thanks for staying tuned. Thanks for giving me morale. I wish I could have been more present to make it more fun, but guys, I had fun in a unique way too. In fact I learned a little something here and there about my very own self.


Still on still, forgive me for sleeping off last night lipsrsealed. The remainder of the award categories are awarded as below:



Most Handsome Joblander:
Ferdyboss kiss

Most Beautiful Joblander:
It's a tie for both:
Jesusgirl92
Skarlett


Thread of the Year:
The tie award go to:Access Bank Thread 2017 and DPR thread
https://www.nairaland.com/4248717/access-bank-graduate-recruitment-programme
https://www.nairaland.com/3428730/department-petroleum-resources-2016-graduate

Best new comer:
Double win for both:
Neroski
Intelligentdude
thank you for all that you do on your thread. I see you cool

Jobsearcher of the Year:
It's a tie for both:
Babajeje123
distinguished1


Most Secretive Joblander:
Baba I don't know why they chose you, but congratulations TheRealAdonye


Most Inquisitive Joblander:
The award goes Isearching

Miss Dainty:The nominees for this category were:
Jazmiynne (lol I just wonder too o grin)
Babra19


And the winner is: Jazmiynne! (Yelse I won something! cheesy)

But ehrrrmmmmm based on say Jega could not announce himself as winner, grin this award goes to: Babra19
Congratulations dear! All them boys keep falling kiss

Webster of the Year:
The nominees were:
Tolusan
Tolex29
Amicable09
Jazmiynne
Rationalmind


And our winner is: Amicable09! This lady has packed all the awards shaaa angry

Most Controversial:
Congratulations Johnime wink

Legend of the Seeker Job section:
Our winners for this category are:
Uboma
Eremy
Hafsat24
airsaylongcon









CONGRATULATIONS Everyone!

We All Won!



Details on receipt of award prices would be communicated to the awardees. Guys, please send a mail to jazmiynne@gmail.com
kiss

Yaayy!!! Why don't I don't mention notifications anymore?

Special thanks to everyone who nominated/voted for me in this category even when I know I'm far not worthy of the award. Thanks to the organisers too.

Apologies for my late acknowledgement once more. Blame it on hustle o.

Happy New month to Everyone here. Cheers!

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 8:25pm On Feb 01
Ferdyboss:



Special thanks to everyone who nominated/voted for me in this category even when I know I'm far worthy of the award.

Chai grin grin grin
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Ferdyboss: 8:49am On Feb 02
Jazmiynne:


Chai grin grin grin

You should know this was a typo sad
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by distinguished1(m): 11:30am On Feb 02
So MacMaster01 still visits Nairaland. Hope you are doing great.
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by skarlett(f): 11:32am On Feb 02
Jazmiynne:
Guys, I have received mails from only 3 of our winners.

Is it correct to say that the other awardees are not interested?

Even if our award price no be Lexus Jeep, y'all please show some love and accept it from our hearts full of love na.

Please, send a mail to jazmiynne@gmail.com

Even if na kwulikwuli we fit afford, join us chop am mbok grin cheesy

By 10PM on Sunday, February 4th, we'd disburse our token with hearts full of love only to those whose mails we have received.

Thanks. kiss kiss kiss


I just tried the email, it's not delivering, dunno why embarassed sad
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by TheRealAdonye(m): 11:40am On Feb 02
send an email to *****************@yahoo.com then.

We'd attend to you.

skarlett:



I just tried the email, it's not delivering, dunno why embarassed sad
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by skarlett(f): 11:43am On Feb 02
TheRealAdonye:
send an email to then.

We'd attend to you.


Alright
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jamean(f): 11:58am On Feb 02
Ferdyboss:


Yaayy!!! Why don't I don't mention notifications anymore?

Special thanks to everyone who nominated/voted for me in this category even when I know I'm far not worthy of the award. Thanks to the organisers too.

Apologies for my late acknowledgement once more. Blame it on hustle o.

Happy New month to Everyone here. Cheers!

Is it every year you will be receiving fine boy award

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Sapiosexuality(m): 12:01pm On Feb 02
Jamean:


Is it every year you will be receiving fine boy award
Lol. Please, what's the meaning of Jamean?
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 12:13pm On Feb 02
Ferdyboss:


You should know this was a typo sad

Lolz cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy I dunno sah tongue tongue
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jamean(f): 1:21pm On Feb 02
Sapiosexuality:
Lol. Please, what's the meaning of Jamean?

The acronym of my 3 names
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Sapiosexuality(m): 2:20pm On Feb 02
Jamean:

The acronym of my 3 names
Okay.
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Ferdyboss: 5:45pm On Feb 02
Jazmiynne:


Lolz cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy I dunno sah tongue tongue

Get off my post undecided undecided

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Ferdyboss: 5:53pm On Feb 02
Jamean:


Is it every year you will be receiving fine boy award

It's because I have a profile pic na. I'll be one of the far least if every other guy put up their pictures sad sad

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 6:19pm On Feb 02
Ferdyboss:


Get off my post undecided undecided

Nope tongue tongue cheesy
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by MacMaster01(m): 7:20am On Feb 03
distinguished1:
So MacMaster01 still visits Nairaland. Hope you are doing great.

Yes boss, I do visit, hope you’re doing good too
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 7:20pm On Feb 04
Thanks to everyone who sent in their mails.

Kindly check for the 30 billion alert tonight. cool


In fact, right ABOUT NOW y'all should be seeing the alerts cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


We got mails from 10 of our winners with two individuals having multiple awards.

Please, note that the prices are equal and fixed (no ojoro grin ) but would be shared according to number of awards per individual.


A BIG THANK YOU to our sponsors, we pray that God continues to replenish your pockets and reward your kindness. kiss


We hope to get better next year. Cheers! cheesy

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jesusgirl92(f): 7:51pm On Feb 04
Received kiss... To the sponsors, our e-mcee and everyone else who made it possible... Thanks a million kiss kiss

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Sapiosexuality(m): 8:02pm On Feb 04
Jazmiynne:
Thanks to everyone who sent in their mails.

Kindly check for the 30 billion alert tonight. cool


In fact, right ABOUT NOW y'all should be seeing the alerts cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


We got mails from 10 of our winners with two individuals having multiple awards.

Please, note that the prices are equal and fixed (no ojoro grin ) but would be shared according to number of awards per individual.


A BIG THANK YOU to our sponsors, we pray that God continues to replenish your pockets and reward your kindness. kiss


We hope to get better next year. Cheers! cheesy
Thank you very much Jazmiynne. You are a gem. I'm so grateful. Thanks to the sponsors of this gesture too. I will be like you guys soon. I wish I can get to know the sponsors. I truly appreciate. Thank you.

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by distinguished1(m): 9:00pm On Feb 04
Award thankfully received.
God bless the JSA sponsors, organizers and contributors.
It's a happy Sunday evening here. cool

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by davide470(m): 10:35pm On Feb 04
Jazmiynne:
Thanks to everyone who sent in their mails.

Kindly check for the 30 billion alert tonight. cool


In fact, right ABOUT NOW y'all should be seeing the alerts cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


We got mails from 10 of our winners with two individuals having multiple awards.

Please, note that the prices are equal and fixed (no ojoro grin ) but would be shared according to number of awards per individual.


A BIG THANK YOU to our sponsors, we pray that God continues to replenish your pockets and reward your kindness. kiss


We hope to get better next year. Cheers! cheesy
I haven't gotten anything angry lipsrsealed
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 4:50am On Feb 05
davide470:
I haven't gotten anything angry lipsrsealed

No mail from you sir smiley

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