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Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by BloggersNG: 7:35am On Feb 01, 2018
Imagine the joy when you try rushing to your supposed boyfriend's house, only to find out he eats 'Poo' to make money or survive, cos he's a Yahoo boy..
Thats the case of the Facebook user Pietro Fisher who ran for her life, after she caught her boyfriend and his friend discussing how they can eat another poo for the Yahoo plus, As the last one they had was too smelly.. Eww..

According to her she has given up on relationship..

Read her shocking post below!

News from Ebiwali- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/02/nigerian-lady-run-for-her-life-after.html


PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ.... FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY!!!!

I posted a story sometime ago, about kissing someone I just started dating and when I got home, I had sores all over my gum, I didn't think it was something serious since the first sore went away after 2days.

Well, reading comments here made me really scared, some people suggested I had herpes, so I had to rush to the hospital the next day.... Doctor ran a check on me, and thankfully, it wasn't herpes but oral thrush..

Now, here's the main gist...

I visited le boo (now ex), with the intention of discussing what I noticed with him, and to know what he actually eats that causes me to have those sores.
On my way to his house, I perceived a very awful smell at just outside the gate, I felt it's normal refuge smell, so I didn't take it to mean anything.

Few minutes after I visited, his friend also came visiting, and we were all just in the parlor gisting, before NEPA took the light.... Lee boo went to turn on the gen and his friend went with him, I also decided to go to the kitchen to find something to drink, that was when I heard their discussion.

My people, it turned out lee boo was telling his friend that the last excreta (shit) they brought was smelling very terribly, he said he just managed to use little amount to eat bread and then threw away the remaining in the neighbors trash, his friend was laughing and then told him to just tell the guys that bring it not to bring the one that smells too much.
I fainted and woke up, I couldn't believe my ears, what?

He was into yahoo plus? I don't understand, I know where he works and besides, I wasn't even dating him for money, I was devastated, it didn't make sense, why would he involve in such??

Anyway, I quickly ran back to the parlor, sat down and pretended not to hear anything. As soon as he came out, I just told him I needed to go, he was surprised because I only just got there, but I gave one excuse and he let me go, with promise I was to see him the next day, he saw me off to the car and I drove off, that's the last time I'd ever see him again, thank God he doesn't know my house. God forbid bad thing.

I'm still petrified, may God save us ladies from evil ooo, there's a lot out there, one can't be too sure again...

But u see ehh? Before I date anybody again; he has to do HIV test, mouth swab, mental check and spiritual check...... I'm done with relationships for now.

Ebunoluwa Agbaosi Fisher

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10214086525013707&id=1129795931&ref=content_filter

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by donstan18: 7:40am On Feb 01, 2018
The moment you think you are wise, not knowing you'v been used long ago.

Don't go and check yourself spiritually, stay there and be forming shit and shiiiiiiiiiit detective on facebook.

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Colleverage: 7:43am On Feb 01, 2018
grin you are not even adventurous instead of you to use the sh*t take do dirty sanchez or hot lunch with your boyfriend in bed, this na why nigerian men dey cheat their women are not just interesting in bed na just to lie down like wood give muffled noises maybe throw in doggy if na your lucky day mtchew

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Ever8054: 7:44am On Feb 01, 2018
......eating bread with poo...oh..God I think the last said t has already left for heaven...let angel Gabriel just sound the trumpet abeg...

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by BUHARIISCURSED(m): 7:46am On Feb 01, 2018
undecided This one weak my kidney cry

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Iphone5: 7:46am On Feb 01, 2018
Colleverage:
grin you are not even adventurous instead of you to use the sh*t take do dirty sanchez or hot lunch with your boyfriend in bed, this na why nigerian men dey cheat their women are not just interesting in bed na just to lie down like wood give muffled noises maybe throw in doggy if na your lucky day mtchew

angry

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Colleverage: 7:48am On Feb 01, 2018
Iphone5:


angry
Na your family dey mad

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Iphone5: 7:50am On Feb 01, 2018
Colleverage:

All my family dey mad

Father :

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Nobody: 7:54am On Feb 01, 2018
They like guys in Range Rovers and G wagons, but don't like the smell of rotten poo.

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by crismark(m): 7:57am On Feb 01, 2018
Colleverage:
grin you are not even adventurous instead of you to use the sh*t take do dirty sanchez or hot lunch with your boyfriend in bed, this na why nigerian men dey cheat their women are not just interesting in bed na just to lie down like wood give muffled noises maybe throw in doggy if na your lucky day mtchew

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by BlackDBagba: 8:08am On Feb 01, 2018
shocked
Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Nobody: 8:08am On Feb 01, 2018
Same story,different tellers!!!Lies people tell for attention!!!This is the 6th time I am reading same story word for word from different story tellers!!!

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by iykekelvins(m): 8:12am On Feb 01, 2018
This one doesn't know they have used her destiny. grin

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Colleverage: 8:12am On Feb 01, 2018
[quote author=crismark post=64685613][/quote]
Na your papa terrestial forces dey follow
Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Colleverage: 8:58am On Feb 01, 2018
Iphone5:


Terrestial spirit dey follow my family
Father: who dey call my middle name?

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by HeWrites(m): 9:12am On Feb 01, 2018
Have heard about Yahoo guys using poo to eat bread but they told me it happened most especially in Ilesha, Osun State.

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by osemoses1234(m): 9:28am On Feb 01, 2018
Too late my sister you have been used....nah okorofo you be now

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by crismark(m): 9:44am On Feb 01, 2018
grin
Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by crismark(m): 9:44am On Feb 01, 2018
Colleverage:

Na your papa terrestial forces dey follow
na my papa talk rubbish?

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by dan9ice(m): 10:13am On Feb 01, 2018
What is poo.. Another name pls

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Nobody: 10:14am On Feb 01, 2018
lol grin I guess d poo will be like butter in d bread oh my ..... grin

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by 7footre(m): 10:28am On Feb 01, 2018
Whenever you are having a bad day, remember this lady who has been kissing a mouth garnished with poo and bread and know say no be your own worst pass

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by IamAirforce1: 10:36am On Feb 01, 2018
Very funny write-up


Lies from the pit of hell

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Colleverage: 10:46am On Feb 01, 2018
crismark:

na my papa talk rubbish?
grin ask am na

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by dominique(f): 11:17am On Feb 01, 2018
Yuck! I was eating, now I feel like puking. If she has not emptied a tube of toothpaste, a bottle of Listerine and done a complete system detox by now, she is on a long thing.

7footre:
Whenever you are having a bad day, remember this lady who has been kissing a mouth garnished with poo and bread and know say no be your own worst pass

I will always put this in mind whenever my day is going south.

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Nobody: 11:24am On Feb 01, 2018
grin grin grin
Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by IamPatriotic(m): 11:57am On Feb 01, 2018
it happens, I first heard of story like this in 2015 when an okada man accused a very big boy in my town of eating his poo, the bike man 'used the bush' and his wallet dropped in the process of pooing, he went back in search of the wallet and guess what he saw, "Tunji Dublin" was using bread to eat his shit!

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Amirullaha(m): 11:58am On Feb 01, 2018
Shit happens...
Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by Nobody: 11:59am On Feb 01, 2018
Ooh...
Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by bob884: 11:59am On Feb 01, 2018
Pls just give us small proof about ur story line...
Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by chigoizie7(m): 11:59am On Feb 01, 2018
U are lucky his own task is simple, otherwise, na u him for u

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Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by MorataFC: 11:59am On Feb 01, 2018
angry

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