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Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by marvin906(m): 8:25pm On Mar 26, 2018
Beke2020:
Am sure you and Marvin906 likes each other
me don't do she males
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by SapphirePRINCEX(f): 8:59pm On Mar 26, 2018
marvin906:
i cant just imagine a nigga fvcking you with this your face that looks like my village oracle
well last last na to use pillow cover your face sha
Bad mouth!
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by SapphirePRINCEX(f): 9:01pm On Mar 26, 2018
EVILFOREST:
MADAM,
I think, I will have to be humane in this, but so many QUESTIONS abound....

What did you expect from your husband..??
You still expect him to visit LOCAL FOOD VENDORS...
Or were u expecting him to chew chippings...?

If he had asked you to PREPARE him meals and send them by COURIER, what would you have said...??

What FEEDING OPTIONS did you set up for him..?

Did you make efforts to contact relatives in Port Harcourt, to engage them in cooking for him, since u wanted him to eat from the family's POT...?
OR...
U wanted him to relocate and reside beside GENESIS FAST FOOD...??

MADAM, going by the information u gave, it appears u came back with the expectation of meeting a SKINNY MAN....and I guess that will give u joy..

that's my verdict
If he should live beside Genesis, then he has to o .

For lying at first, the man is a fucking cheat!
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by marvin906(m): 9:27pm On Mar 26, 2018
SapphirePRINCEX:
Bad mouth!
she started it
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by marvin906(m): 9:27pm On Mar 26, 2018
SapphirePRINCEX:
Bad mouth!
she started it
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by CHAVINCI: 9:36pm On Mar 26, 2018
Pepsi101:
You shouldn't be sorry,rather you should go for surgery(pussy reconstruction), cos you might slip and fall into your pussy and break your neck
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,una wan kii me 4 here oooo!!make una pity d babe na,she sef,she go use knock out find pesin wey carry grenade trouble
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Nobody: 9:47pm On Mar 26, 2018
CHAVINCI:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,una wan kii me 4 here oooo!!make una pity d babe na,she sef,she go use knock out find pesin wey carry grenade trouble
Imagine that ugly girl get mind dey insult MEN for here,with that her nose wey dey like ancestral whistle. Make she take time o
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Beke2020: 10:21pm On Mar 26, 2018
Same thought here
SapphirePRINCEX:
If he should live beside Genesis, then he has to o .

For lying at first, the man is a fucking cheat!
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by nezer83: 10:33pm On Mar 26, 2018
agbonkamen:
hahahaha marvin906 and this word "misery" be like 5&6 I guess you just learnt it recently grin grin grin grin
I feel u r crushing on this guy, why not come out straight, by the way how come ur knowledge of tiny dick since u r still intact...am just curious, cos u can only tell about a taste by tasting.
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by agbonkamen(f): 11:37pm On Mar 26, 2018
nezer83:
I feel u r crushing on this guy, why not come out straight, by the way how come ur knowledge of tiny dick since u r still intact...am just curious, cos u can only tell about a taste by tasting.
God forbid I am not a crusher grin grin
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Beke2020: 6:24am On Mar 27, 2018
cool
agbonkamen:
God forbid I am not a crusher grin grin
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by agbonkamen(f): 6:59am On Mar 27, 2018
nezer83:
I feel u r crushing on this guy, why not come out straight, by the way how come ur knowledge of tiny dick since u r still intact...am just curious, cos u can only tell about a taste by tasting.
I don't need to test all dick to know their shape and size na. There are two ways to know what a man's dick look like grin grin 1. Looking at a guy's face and the way he stands grin grin 2. Any guy who get angry whenever dick sizes are mentioned in a post online or argument offline grin grin grin grin wink wink wink wink
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by nezer83: 8:38am On Mar 27, 2018
agbonkamen:
I don't need to test all dick to know their shape and size na. There are two ways to know what a man's dick look like grin grin 1. Looking at a guy's face and the way he stands grin grin 2. Any guy who get angry whenever dick sizes are mentioned in a post online or argument offline grin grin grin grin wink wink wink wink
I respect u mama...u get experience well well, u know by face and how they stand cos u have tasted them. Nwa jebezie.
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by agbonkamen(f): 8:42am On Mar 27, 2018
nezer83:
I respect u mama...u get experience well well, u know by face and how they stand cos u have tasted them. Nwa jebezie.
no take me too serious ooo grin grin
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Iamsane: 9:10am On Mar 27, 2018
agbonkamen:
Trust men at your own peri cos the men this generation gave us are noting but small bend dick with no outta of respect for women
You really got served from the men in your life. Sorry.
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Iamsane: 9:15am On Mar 27, 2018
z11111:
Good Day Admin,

Please keep my identity private but kindly let me know when you post this as I want to read the comments and advice from what I am about to share with you.

I have been married for six years to a wonderful man. We have two children. Last year,he got a job offer that was in Port Harcourt. I was very happy for him as the offer came with plenty benefits. But I was also sad cos that meant my husband would relocate to OH without us. My job and our family support system is here in Ibadan. We talked about this and agreed that he would be coming to see us in Ibadan once in a month. Its not been easy but so far,we have been trying.

Last month was a wedding anniversary. Though he planned that we would celebrate the anniversary when he came to see us at the end of the month,I made up my mind to secretly give him a surprise by traveling to PH to visit him. So,I arranged for the kids to go their grandma’s place and I set out to PH for my surprise visit. I got to PH quite late being that its my first time. I also didnt call him to come pick up at the park,I took a taxi to his house. On getting there,I was shown to his apartment in the compound. He was not back from work. So I called him and told him I sent him a surprise package which he needs to sign off that the courier man was at his door. He said,he will call his neighbor to receive it but I told him its a surprise only for him to see. He agreed and came back after like 15 mins.

When he saw me,he was truly surprised and we hugged each other passionately. When we got inside,I told him I brought ingredients to cook his favorite dish for him and I went straight to his kitchen to start cooking even though I was so tired. When I got to his kitchen,I was surprised to find that he had so many food stuff and his pots were filled with all kinds of food. Stew,soup,etc. I was surprised cos I know my husband cannot cook. I asked him how he got these foods. I noticed he was uncomfortable. My husband is a terrible liar too. He tried to say..em,my colleague’s wife helps me cook. I told which colleague,let me call and thank her. He said,ok..thats a lie,I am sorry but if I tell you,you would probably be angry. So I promised not to be angry. He then ................

https://livelystones.com.ng/my-husbands-neighbor-cooks-for-himam-i-being-paranoid/
No, your Job and family Support is in Portharcourt. So many dysfunctional and wrong marriage or home this days.
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Lsofdk(m): 9:40am On Mar 27, 2018
lefulefu:
Na so e dey take start. From the woman cooking im food to later warming his bedcheesy.
[color=teal]That's if him never start, the fact he lied when asked shows he has not been faithful.[/color]
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by nezer83: 10:00am On Mar 27, 2018
agbonkamen:
no take me too serious ooo grin grin
Lolz...mama no wahala.
But I for like take u very seriously
cheesy kiss
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by z11111(op): 11:26am On Mar 27, 2018
Haaaa!!

How does ones face qualify ,' misery' ?

marvin906:
well I just learnt..
and your face qualifies misery
so I just have to use it
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by marvin906(m): 11:29am On Mar 27, 2018
z11111:
Haaaa!!

How does ones face qualify ,' misery' ?
when you see her face you will understand

Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Nobody: 12:01pm On Mar 27, 2018
marvin906:
when you see her face you will understand
Guy u no get chill at all grin grin grin grin grin
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Nobody: 12:28pm On Mar 27, 2018
Lsofdk:
[color=teal]That's if him never start, the fact he lied when asked shows he has not been faithful.[/color]
i concurcheesy.. He probably don dey hang her legs for window dey smash d punana like no man's businesscheesy.
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Lsofdk(m): 1:38pm On Mar 27, 2018
lefulefu:
i concurcheesy.. He probably don dey hang her legs for window dey smash d punana like no man's businesscheesy.
[color=teal]I tell you bro. [/color]
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Beke2020: 5:37pm On Mar 27, 2018
lefulefu:
i concurcheesy.. He probably don dey hang her legs for window dey smash d punana like no man's businesscheesy.
make you no destroy somebody home with all this insight
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Nobody: 5:50pm On Mar 27, 2018
Beke2020:
make you no destroy somebody home with all this insight
iyam just giving an investigator's insight on this mattercheesy. This is how detective Shylock Holmes investigates his cases. He first makes the insight before going for d analysis.
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by agbonkamen(f): 6:55pm On Mar 27, 2018
Iamsane:
You really got served from the men in your life. Sorry.
not at all
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Nobody: 7:19pm On Mar 27, 2018
My sister you have every reason to be paranoid. na so en dey take start.

Why can't he get a maid, a male one most especially to avoid stories that touch

OR

He can or could have arranged for a relative of his, either male or female that is homely to come live with him.

MY ADVICE:
1.) Kindly sit him down and discuss things out with him giving him the above options to chose from.
2.) Go to the neighborhood cook and tell her to stop cooking for your husband even if your husband proposes it.
Be nice when conveying your message to her but if she refuses to budge, then go magacious and violent.
3.) Always pray for your husband. Your prayers can go a long way to avoid certain unforseen circumstances.

#XAVIER.
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Nobody: 7:23pm On Mar 27, 2018
agbonkamen:
Trust men at your own peri cos the men this generation gave us are noting but small bend dick with no outta of respect for women
Just like the one that planted you in your mother's womb @bolded.

Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Nobody: 7:28pm On Mar 27, 2018
Pepsi101:
Why will the dikk not be tiny when you have this between your legs
Omoh You Just Gave The Girl Upper Cut

Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by agbonkamen(f): 8:11pm On Mar 27, 2018
preciousuweh:
Just like the one that planted you in your mother's womb @bolded.
you are mad and you lack respect what brought my parent into this issue now... You are pained because you fall in that categories. Your father gave your mum a small dick and the result was you and you end up like your father "small dick" stupid boy.
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by Nobody: 10:53pm On Mar 27, 2018
marvin906:
i cant just imagine a nigga fvcking you with this your face that looks like my village oracle
well last last na to use pillow cover your face sha
Lolsss
Marvin, be like say Warri wey u stay don give u bad mouth o.
This one too harsh now, han Han...
Re: My Husband’s Neighbor Cooks For Him,am I Being Paranoid? by BabbanBura(m): 11:17pm On Mar 27, 2018
agbonkamen:
exactly what I am talking about its obvious you have a tiny dick and you reason through it. How on earth will a tiniest dick of a guy reason well
Bros na Edo gal be this woo - Se u know what that means when a Benin Olosho tells you that ya dick too small?
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