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Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by Nobody: 5:25pm On Mar 31, 2018
AntiBrutus:


You know my problem with you?
I don't always know when you're serious grin

i am trolling and joking and stroking with the best
but a lot of truth is said in jest

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Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by MissWrite(f): 5:42pm On Mar 31, 2018
Gofwane:
Please i have a kweshion to ask ladies.

Why do you deny us sex when you are menstruating?

Is it that once you remove that pad blood will just be rushing any how?

Or is it that when the cassava enter your pvssy it will go and open the valve that is controlling the blood?

Oya, answer me.


It's not very hygienic. During her period, a woman's cervix opens up to expel the blood, and leaves her especially susceptible to infections. It's also gross, (but that's a personal opinion) especially if the flow is heavy. It's not very comfortable because it agrevates the flow. But some people have a different opinion: sex can help relieve cramps.

And if you're a Christian, then sleeping with a woman on her period is a sin, Leviticus 18: 19

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Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by Gofwane(m): 6:26pm On Mar 31, 2018
MissWrite:



It's not very hygienic. During her period, a woman's cervix opens up to expel the blood, and leaves her especially susceptible to infections. It's also gross, (but that's a personal opinion) especially if the flow is heavy.
does this mean that any attempt to penetrate her at any time of the day (when she is menstruating) will trigger the blood flow or is it that there is certain time of the day that there won't be flow?
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by Nobody: 7:00pm On Mar 31, 2018
See as he look like bobrisky
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by ubunja(m): 7:32pm On Mar 31, 2018
kinda reminds me of this other lame text


NaeChris:
4. Hitting their balls ain't painful, they are just pretending.
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by esthy86(f): 8:16pm On Mar 31, 2018
DeadRat:
God Sef will Just Be Creating anybody
lmao
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by Nobody: 8:31pm On Mar 31, 2018
MissWrite:



It's not very hygienic. During her period, a woman's cervix opens up to expel the blood, and leaves her especially susceptible to infections. It's also gross, (but that's a personal opinion) especially if the flow is heavy. It's not very comfortable because it agrevates the flow. But some people have a different opinion: sex can help relieve cramps.

And if you're a Christian, then sleeping with a woman on her period is a sin, Leviticus 18: 19
does The Blood Flow For 24hours Or What...
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by MissWrite(f): 8:35pm On Mar 31, 2018
DeadRat:
does The Blood Flow For 24hours Or What...


Lmao!..........seriously?

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Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by Nobody: 9:05pm On Mar 31, 2018
MissWrite:



Lmao!..........seriously?
from What You Said. Its Like The Blood Flows Seriously... After All The Flow How Do You Clean The Blood inside Your Tunnel lipsrsealed
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by quintygee(f): 9:13pm On Mar 31, 2018
Nairalandaire:
grin
I agree with him.
Are u serious?
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by quintygee(f): 9:16pm On Mar 31, 2018
DeadRat:
does The Blood Flow For 24hours Or What...
Not just 24 hrs bt 72hrs, 96hrs, and 120hrs respectively
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by Nobody: 9:26pm On Mar 31, 2018
quintygee:

Not just 24 hrs bt 72hrs, 96hrs, and 120hrs respectively
Jesus! Shift Leme faint!





Wait o. Why Dont You Donate The Blood To Hospital, instead Of Wastin It
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by MissWrite(f): 9:28pm On Mar 31, 2018
DeadRat:
from What You Said. Its Like The Blood Flows Seriously... After All The Flow How Do You Clean The Blood inside Your Tunnel lipsrsealed


The same way you clean your urethra (of all that urine) after peeing. undecided

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Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by Nobody: 9:29pm On Mar 31, 2018
MissWrite:



The same way you clean your urethra (of all that urine) after peeing. undecided
Oh! Really? Ok, knowledge Gained!
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by AlPeter: 10:18pm On Mar 31, 2018
MissWrite:
undecided This type of ignorance isn't life-threatening. He could have been allowed to be ignorant in his quiet little corner. There was no need to grant him celebrity status in his chosen stock in trade. Now he's a world-class stupid person.
this another amazing reply. Have been following you for some time now, and everytime I read you posts and replies, I feel the fluttering of tiny wings in my chest. Now any time i see or hear the words WRITE, MISS or BOTH TOGETHER the butterflies take flight. I can't stop dreaming of you even when am awake. Help me missy. Please be my April Fool.
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by MissWrite(f): 11:52pm On Mar 31, 2018
AlPeter:
this another amazing reply. Have been following you for some time now, and everytime I read you posts and replies, I feel the fluttering of tiny wings in my chest. Now any time i see or hear the words WRITE, MISS or BOTH TOGETHER the butterflies take flight. I can't stop dreaming of you even when am awake.


Thank you.

embarassed

smiley cheesy............lol


Help me missy. Please be my April Fool.


Hmmm.......this is new. You want a fool for April, or someone to fool you? Lol.........I don't know why I'm even asking.
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by MissRaine69(f): 12:31am On Apr 01, 2018
Why even bother arguing with someone who does not have a uterus. That would make both of us idiots. So it’s best to have one idiot and it’s him.
Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by AlPeter: 4:49am On Apr 01, 2018
MissWrite:



Thank you.

embarassed

smiley cheesy............lol





Hmmm.......this is new. You want a fool for April, or someone to fool you? Lol.........I don't know why I'm even asking.
*smiles... Nah, it will be a mutual fool thing, you be mine and I will be yours. Too much pretense everywhere, a lot of folks have forgotten what joy it is to have someone they can always be free around. Someone that cherish them just for who they are. Happy New Month

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Re: "There's Nothing Like Menstrual Pain, Girls Are Pretenders" - Nigerian Man Says by MissWrite(f): 6:00am On Apr 01, 2018
AlPeter:
*smiles... Nah, it will be a mutual fool thing, you be mine and I will be yours. Too much pretense everywhere, a lot of folks have forgotten what joy it is to have someone they can always be free around. Someone that cherish them just for who they are. Happy New Month


You're right. smiley


Happy New Month. Happy Easter. Happy April Fool's day. Stay blessed and Enjoy the festivities. kiss

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