izzou:




Then move to Ghana and regain your sense of humour

Good morning ma'am

generaliy:
1. Aquatic spirits: These ones will make an ocean out of any meal, one cup of rice is to 25 litre of water, literally, they don't make Eba, they do "swimming cassava flakes".

2. Dead Sea: They have a covenant with salt, no living thing can survive if dropped in their pot of soup, Dangote salt recognises them yearly, they make the market boom.

3. Loud sounding cymbals: All noise and no substance, you can perceive the aroma of their foods from the Nigerian-Cameroon border, but that's where it ends, the taste will spoil your day and ruin your appetite.

4. Mixed culture: They are professional mixologists, they'll combine ancient Egyptian spices with local spices from the Nok culture, then garnish with ginger, garlic, tumeric, and all sorts of funny tasting blends, we should call them science students!

5. Silencers : These type can survive in any Nigerian private university hostel, Covenant, Babcock, Crawford, etc. Guess why? You never perceive anything, their meals are aroma non-compliant.

6. Kitchen imbeciles: May you never be unfortunate enough to meet one, their mama never allowed them in the kitchen once, they just stare confusingly, they can add okro to noodles, no kidding.

7. Credit thrift and loans: They're mostly from the south south, their meals leaves your account balance weeping uncontrollably, they can never manage, all sorts of animals must attend every pot session, with such ladies, you'll be "having the form of wealthiness but deny the power thereof!"

8. Village witches: Poverty is sunk deeply in their system, they are high performers with meals below 500 naira, they make local meals well, locust bean is their destiny partner, bitter leaf is always on the menu!

9. Cacophony of confusion: Just pity your unborn kids even if you're considering them for other purposes, they can add the oddest food combos, yam and rice, jollof rice and pettered beans, 24 vegetable varieties in one pot, lets not go on.

10. Wife materials(1,523,456 yards, quality Korean fabrics). They are high performers under any situation, they can make meals with 100 naira as well as 20,000 naira, food so perfect you think Angels supply their recipes, if you see one, cleave to her, even if she's the bone of your flesh!

Caveat: Advise taken at readers' risk, the writer is NOT liable for any inconveniences that may arise as a result of applying this piece, thank you.

Ishilove:

I don't want to move to Ghana. I hear the place is very dry. Going there might make me have suicidal thoughts.

Good morning darling

KiKiKiKiKi



Don't let the Ghanaians on nairaland see this.

lefulefu:

hahahahahahahahaha
some ladies wey no sabi cook wen dem marry na either dem run go collect food frm their mom give their husband or dem collect frm fastfood.if d man is a very understanding man he go come dey frequent buka or he will teach her .if u rate am now i had say on average that the nigerian man of today can cook better than the nigerian woman.very few girls na dem sabi cook o.

generaliy:
I sincerely think I demand an unreserved apology from Ishilove, first you're a mod, somehow you're supposed to be a model here (judging by your antecedents), you're also a Christian(we've met on some threads where I considered your opinion very valid and knowledgeable), I didn't respond in same measure to your "sexist idiot" tag because of the respect I have (and still have) for your person (although I do not know you beyond this faceless forum).

From your most recent comments, I can see you've realised the humour in this post hence you should do the needful.

Cc Ishilove

Ishilove:

Are you the the original writer? Are you the owner of the source Facebook account? Answer these questions first before we go to the issue of apology

generaliy:



Just follow your mind then

Ishilove:

This translates to 'no' to both questions so there is no need for an apology

Iamhappiness:
Are you the the original writer? Are you the owner of the source Facebook account? Answer these questions first before we go to the issue of apology
Must you call him an idiot before you make your point ? Perhaps you're not a good cook ? I'm sure he wouldn't have mentioned your name if he knew you were going to insult him. Apart from his mistake of saying poverty is rooted in some people's system, there's nothing discriminatory about his write-up. I don't even understand this habit of name-dropping some fellas on nairaland just because you wanna hit front page. Don't take it personal. "nolove."

Ishilove:

I didn't call him an idiot. I directed the adjective to the original writer and I still stand by it.

Majority find it funny that a person is being called a 'poverty ridden', 'village witch' and 'kitchen slowpoke' but find it offensive when I labelled the writer 'sexist idiot'. Talk about double standards.

So you still dey on top this matter baa?

Come closer, let me tell you something

Just come

izzou:


So you still dey on top this matter baa?

Come closer, let me tell you something

Just come

Ishilove:

Leave me

My backk

izzou:


My backk

spyglaxx:
@BabbanBura

You just wrote a nice prologue for being a successful Groom. I learnt cooking from my aunt who sells soup for bachelors and married men who are not satisfied with their wife's cooking.

generaliy:
1. Aquatic spirits: These ones will make an ocean out of any meal, one cup of rice is to 25 litre of water, literally, they don't make Eba, they do "swimming cassava flakes".

2. Dead Sea: They have a covenant with salt, no living thing can survive if dropped in their pot of soup, Dangote salt recognises them yearly, they make the market boom.

3. Loud sounding cymbals: All noise and no substance, you can perceive the aroma of their foods from the Nigerian-Cameroon border, but that's where it ends, the taste will spoil your day and ruin your appetite.

4. Mixed culture: They are professional mixologists, they'll combine ancient Egyptian spices with local spices from the Nok culture, then garnish with ginger, garlic, tumeric, and all sorts of funny tasting blends, we should call them science students!

5. Silencers : These type can survive in any Nigerian private university hostel, Covenant, Babcock, Crawford, etc. Guess why? You never perceive anything, their meals are aroma non-compliant.

6. Kitchen imbeciles: May you never be unfortunate enough to meet one, their mama never allowed them in the kitchen once, they just stare confusingly, they can add okro to noodles, no kidding.

7. Credit thrift and loans: They're mostly from the south south, their meals leaves your account balance weeping uncontrollably, they can never manage, all sorts of animals must attend every pot session, with such ladies, you'll be "having the form of wealthiness but deny the power thereof!"

8. Village witches: Poverty is sunk deeply in their system, they are high performers with meals below 500 naira, they make local meals well, locust bean is their destiny partner, bitter leaf is always on the menu!

9. Cacophony of confusion: Just pity your unborn kids even if you're considering them for other purposes, they can add the oddest food combos, yam and rice, jollof rice and pettered beans, 24 vegetable varieties in one pot, lets not go on.

10. Wife materials(1,523,456 yards, quality Korean fabrics). They are high performers under any situation, they can make meals with 100 naira as well as 20,000 naira, food so perfect you think Angels supply their recipes, if you see one, cleave to her, even if she's the bone of your flesh!

Caveat: Advise taken at readers' risk, the writer is NOT liable for any inconveniences that may arise as a result of applying this piece, thank you.

abimic:
Jodha should take the front seat here.... Let's do some teachings, let me teach her how to cook.

Jodha:



Lool.. I hardly visit here lately.. I'm sorry I just saw this....

See yhu. ..nah me go teach yhu how to cook...if I teach yhu ehn yhull consider taking a career in cooking

I find this thread insulting and demeaning to the women folk...instead of this why did the op not talk about the zillion ladies out there that are gifted in cooking..

abimic:

Hahahah
U want to teach me how to cook... Hahahah.. No worry, u know how the matter dey be for there.. No need to talk am here..... Those not gifted in cooking would still say they are great cook so that sermon won't fly...with all these generation of indomie girls, it would be foolhardy to say a daft thinking lady would say she doesn't know how to cook. Thank God for we men, we upped our game, our cooking skills might even Relegate women to the back in the kitchen making them take tutorials. ...i know u hardly here just as me lately ..hope you good....

Jodha:


Lool... Joke apart... I'll teach yhu how to cook...
All kinds of soup.... I'll teach yhu...
Forget that indomie generation talk...most girls can cook very well....some are just lazy to cook ...but it doesn't mean they can't cook...

Yhu guys are too judgemental.. It's not a big deal for a guy to know how to cook it's a normal thing..
Upped which game biko....lool...
Women can never be relegated to the back especially with affairs of the kitchen... Impossicant...


I'm awk...how 'bouh yhu?