Very FUNNY

Big YES

Even 80milliion, I go sell am big time

Smhart1:
Only B.sc? I go do Msc and PhD join then sell at a reduced price.

Na you funny pass for here

thesicilian:
I can't. My certificate means more to me than 100 million naira that cannot even buy a plot of land in Banana Island.

Na wa oo. Bros, wetin you dey find for Banana island

arcnomec:


My brother stop all this trash you are spewing. If you invest #100million and it grows, the world will ever pay to hear you teach on how to make it .
With your PhD you can't enter plane with it, if not money. A man with #50 million can roll with the big wigs in town, but a PhD holder without money can only roll with people in the academia environment.
#MoneyRulesTheWorld

arcnomec:


My brother stop all this trash you are spewing. If you invest #100million and it grows, the world will ever pay to hear you teach on how to make it .
With your PhD you can't enter plane with it, if not money. A man with #50 million can roll with the big wigs in town, but a PhD holder without money can only roll with people in the academia environment.
#MoneyRulesTheWorld

impressive bro

Hmmm, dis shows dat education in Nigeria is a waste or let me say has totally deteriorated. But if dats d case why are some people still praying nd hoping to get admission into d higher institution ?

If Graduates can drop there certificate plus NYSC certificate as collateral security to obtain loan of 250,000 from the federal Government, then you've gone too far by mentioning 100 million as pay off for the so called certificate . This happened last year 2016 batch B that passed out November 2017..Nothing works in this country , I've seen brilliant Graduates teaching in nursary and primary schools earning as poor as 20,000 a month.

Smhart1:
Only B.sc? I go do Msc and PhD join then sell at a reduced price.

I like you already for this comment.

With immediate effect !!

thesicilian:
I can't. My certificate means more to me than 100 million naira that cannot even buy a plot of land in Banana Island.

see ds ode

Who dey do the offer abeg. Op Please Open a thread for certificate Submission .

Thanks for your patronage



Looking forward to seeing you in four years



to buy anoda one sir.

God bless us... People are not enjoying

What's this man talking about? Am sure you're not one of those people hungry hunters for job? Do you know age is not on some of us side to apply for job again..for someone that got his certificate 8-10years, can such a person work in a bank or any of these private organisations, even government parastata that requires age limit? I know you must be talking from your comfort zone, it rosy for you? Try to feel some of these pains we are feeling.
100 million is a quiet big money to some of us that has never work with our certificate for once..this money will go a long way brother mi....
1. Build a four bedroom flat at the cost of 5-6million
2. Get two cars at the expense of 2.5million (one for me and my wife and the other one for my mother).
3. A 2 million for the interiors and some other gadgets at home.
4. Set aside another 2million for matters that may want to arise later
5. One million naira for my wedding. I think I have spent 13.5milion for my house comfort?

Now to business straight>>> set up of an agricultural business both livestock and plantation farming
1. I will get like 15 hectares of land at the rate of 150k per hectare, that's to sum of 2.5million for the land.
2. Ventures into the full scale agricultural business. I will focus more on planting of cassava, plantain and cocoa and some other vital plantation that can quickly bring money in. On other side of the agricultural business is that of lives stock farming, here I will focus on fish farming, Pigry, goat and ram rearing and some others that are not open to high risk loss. Before I spent up to 8-10 million on this, I am already bam.

Second business will be real estate business
I will look for a better school environment and build some wings of hostel @self contain apartment. By the time I spend up to 25 million on that, I would acquire a quiet big hostel that can attract students.

With all these aforementioned businesses..have not spend up to the half of the 100million...so am good to go with any other business that can come on my way.

Can this so called certificate bring to me what this 100million will bring in one year with this bad situations of our country under these unfortunate leaders we are parading?
100 million is quiet a big money that can cater for my long suffering.
Certificate is not worth that money.

Greatzeus:
All of you saying you would sell your certificates,i dont blame you, i blame the fact that you have worked so hard to obtain the certificate,yet most are still working hard daily in search for job to use the certificate,i blame our leaders. But the truth is a certificate will always be there,while N100m will finish,even if you use it for business and succeed,it will never open some doors for you.
Modified:
To those many quotes saying you can get another certificate after 4years that's true. I made my comment based on the fact that you cannot acquire another after selling.
Op this thread is useless if one can still acquire another certificate, since everyone will choose N100m,kindly modify the topic to state that you will not be able to acquire another one after selling thanks @actuarydeji
The implication will be if you are a lawyer doctor, engineer,pilot or anything at all,you won't be able to practice again because you are no longer a graduate.

sum pple here ar deceivin themselves..ok if u accept d cash and loose your cert...wat wil u use d money to do??du u tink.is everybody dat have business and enterpreneurer skills...most of u wil just finish and spend d money lavishly witout proper planning...den u wil no d importance of cert....our leaders ar 2 blame sha...poverty everywere..

O Boy... i will sell it , Enroll 4 nxt jamb.. gain admission ,arrange 5 2012 camry cars for the top lecturers in the department.... (hoping the rides will still be well valued 4 yrs from now)... graduate , SELL THE CERTIFICATE AGAIN ... repeat the process...

100 million is too much. 20 million is okay for me.

thesicilian:
I can't. My certificate means more to me than 100 million naira that cannot even buy a plot of land in Banana Island.

small thing you go lie. When you say the truth?

RealityShot:
yes o...
That money will sponsor me and my children and siblings to PhD abroad!

Where is the rendezvous happening? Am ready.

u dont even knw wat u ar saying..if u wanna apply 4 Phd u wil use ur 1st degree and masters. den after selling ur BSC how wil u apply 4 Phd..lol..common sense

Timoleon:


in a bid to sound politically correct, you sound heavily foolish. Recently, bill gates was at dangotes daughters wedding. na him certificate e take enter? Dangote himself when he started business got 500k from Dan tata...go close doors against am now na. with #100m you will employ profs and PhD holders. How much them Bisola, efe, Ebuka win for big brother how many doors dem don breakdown.. remind of the school wet tuface or wizkid go abeg.. I dey wait.

lol..if wizkid didnt go 2 skul wil e b able to relate and speak english properly here and abroad...wizkid actually went to LASU e studied sociology..bt e was expelled bcause of his bad cgpa...sin 30degree...dat was in 200l...

]lol..if wizkid didnt go 2 skul wil e b able to relate and speak english properly here and abroad...wizkid actually went to LASU e studied sociology..bt e was expelled bcause of his bad cgpa...sin 30degree...dat was in 200l...

mrtomola:


Are you from this country? I mean shey your location dey on top Naija Map wey Uncle Monamodu Bulari dey govern ?

no mind am jare, na wash.

timwudz:
Not only will I sell it, I'd offer to burn down the school where I got the certificate from...



are u sure it's 100m? or thunder go fia u

Oh my God

Lolzzzzzzzzz

U got me rolling on the floor like...........

omoiyalayi:

Oh my God
Lolzzzzzzzzz
U got me rolling on the floor like...........

Lol

thesicilian:

It's true. My certificate has opened a lot of doors to me than money alone could not have done.

there is no job ur certificate can give u that can make u enough money to have a house in banana island. The person that pays ur salary sef, does he have house there? There is a name for those that put their hope and trust in certificate. The name is called SLAVE MENTALITY.

Childish and stupid thread

I wil also give u ma o'level result, ma nysc certificate, ma professional certificate n al d awrds I had back in schl wt d btech I av.

Certificate without money is a curse to the Holder....

yusman14:
lol..if wizkid didnt go 2 skul wil e b able to relate and speak english properly here and abroad...wizkid actually went to LASU e studied sociology..bt e was expelled bcause of his bad cgpa...sin 30degree...dat was in 200l...

do they give certificates for being expelled in 200level?..maybe na me no go school.

thesicilian:
I can't. My certificate means more to me than 100 million naira that cannot even buy a plot of land in Banana Island.

i hate ppl like this.

Op, do you know what is 100 million in Nigeria? If you are serious, I will give you all the certificates in my family even my dad will gladly sell his. I will also give you more certificates from my extended family. I know about 7 uncles who will gladly sells there's for 1 million. It's usless to them anyway, I'm not sure they know where they kept it but will find it for 1 million.