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What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Anwons(m): 11:43pm On Apr 20, 2018
Ladies and gentlemen, men and women, not for babies though. Feel free to share your awkward experience during intimacy. It may help someone out there too.

Let me set the stage with few examples on what I'm talking about;
Take for instance, as a man, during intercourse, u climax when your partner still desires it more, hmmmm, how do you really feel? Embarrassed? Or you begin to tell story on how tortoise runs faster than a dog? Feel free.
Same to ladies, not a woman though, but little interactions made me understand that ladies feel bore immediately they cum while their partner is yet to. How do you feel? And how do you handle it too?

Again, its no news how ladies are desirous of guys with big pen*s. A lot could be said when is too big for some and when it's too small too. Now, during s*x, what matters most? Is it the size of the pen*s? Or is it getting to climax as desired irrespective of the size of the pen*s?

Most importantly, my findings shows that relationship as it concerns sex satisfaction is purely based on how compactable the couples are. Any truth to it from your experience? Feel free to share.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Jodha(f): 11:46pm On Apr 20, 2018
Oya ooo

Let's wait for the baba dem...

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by IdeyFindWife: 11:55pm On Apr 20, 2018
Questions, questions, questions! All these jamb questions!!

Are you compiling them for Bubu?

He's doesn't form #LazyNigerianYouth in "the other Room" though

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Timexj33rd: 11:58pm On Apr 20, 2018
FTC

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Nobody: 12:04am On Apr 21, 2018
Most embarrassing.

There's this girl I used to kpansh back in the day. She was a fwb till she got in a serious relationship then we called it quits. Months down the line, she introduced one girl like that to me. She don hype me die for the babe. The babe sef come dey chat me up dirty for WhatsApp. I come dey feel like olosho wey dem dey pass like football but my 'burden' is mine. She was in Owerri, and I, Lagos. This babe came to Lagos to kpansh me! On the day we hooked up, I swear I don't know what came over me that day. Maybe it was stress, nervousness, or something, people of God, I came in all my 'long' glory in less than 3 minutes. This Igbo girl just started speaking language and putting her underwear back on. I did not need an interpreter to tell me what she was saying. I had to BEG for a while for
her to let me go again. I'd never been so embarrassed in the oza room in my life.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by QueenSuccubus(f): 12:27am On Apr 21, 2018
grin


Well..well.. Well...

So far i never experienced such embarrassing moments yet..Maybe bcoz i really know what i want and i really conditioned my sexmate before taking my clothes off... wink grin

All I can say is LADIES SHOULD BE OUTSPOKEN WHEN IT COMES TO SEX. WE MUST DEMAND CLIMAXXX & PURE PLEASURE.. grin

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Paradigm777: 12:32am On Apr 21, 2018
Earthbound:
Most embarrassing.

There's this girl I used to kpansh back in the day. She was a fwb till she got in a serious relationship then we called it quits. Months down the line, she introduced one girl like that to me. She don hype me die for the babe. The babe sef come dey chat me up dirty for WhatsApp. I come dey feel like olosho wey dem dey pass like football but my 'burden' is mine. She was in Owerri, and I, Lagos. This babe came to Lagos to kpansh me! On the day we hooked up, I swear I don't know what came over me that day. Maybe it was stress, nervousness, or something, people of God, I came in all my 'long' glory in less than 3 minutes. This Igbo girl just started speaking language and putting her underwear back on. I did not need an interpreter to tell me what she was saying. I had to BEG for a while for
her to let me go again. I'd never been so embarrassed in the oza room in my life.
.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Anwons(m): 12:43am On Apr 21, 2018
Earthbound:
Most embarrassing.

There's this girl I used to kpansh back in the day. She was a fwb till she got in a serious relationship then we called it quits. Months down the line, she introduced one girl like that to me. She don hype me die for the babe. The babe sef come dey chat me up dirty for WhatsApp. I come dey feel like olosho wey dem dey pass like football but my 'burden' is mine. She was in Owerri, and I, Lagos. This babe came to Lagos to kpansh me! On the day we hooked up, I swear I don't know what came over me that day. Maybe it was stress, nervousness, or something, people of God, I came in all my 'long' glory in less than 3 minutes. This Igbo girl just started speaking language and putting her underwear back on. I did not need an interpreter to tell me what she was saying. I had to BEG for a while for
her to let me go again. I'd never been so embarrassed in the oza room in my life.

Lol, this guy eehhh

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Jamie90(m): 7:37am On Apr 21, 2018
Earthbound:
Most embarrassing.

There's this girl I used to kpansh back in the day. She was a fwb till she got in a serious relationship then we called it quits. Months down the line, she introduced one girl like that to me. She don hype me die for the babe. The babe sef come dey chat me up dirty for WhatsApp. I come dey feel like olosho wey dem dey pass like football but my 'burden' is mine. She was in Owerri, and I, Lagos. This babe came to Lagos to kpansh me! On the day we hooked up, I swear I don't know what came over me that day. Maybe it was stress, nervousness, or something, people of God, I came in all my 'long' glory in less than 3 minutes. This Igbo girl just started speaking language and putting her underwear back on. I did not need an interpreter to tell me what she was saying. I had to BEG for a while for
her to let me go again. I'd never been so embarrassed in the oza room in my life.


I believe your story, except for the part you mentioned 3mins.

Come on, we all know you came in less than a minute cos 3 isn't so so bad.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by nelson7777: 7:49am On Apr 21, 2018
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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by banre(m): 7:57am On Apr 21, 2018
grin
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by roarik(f): 8:38am On Apr 21, 2018
LMAO..... grin

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by highpriestess: 9:03am On Apr 21, 2018
undecided

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by vicben27(m): 9:33am On Apr 21, 2018
l went for a Job screening! it was a four hours journey, l had to leave early without. having breakfast, stood for 3hrs b4 it got to my turn. and had to travel another 2hrs to see my fiancee in school, all stressed out with empty stomach. Boo prepared rice and stew and it was all good. we had to lodge in an hotel because her roomie had some visitors. shiit the night came n it was action time! l came fast like rocket, and kept on having erectile dyfunction! l was soo fuccking embarassed! l had to rest b4 proceeding to impress Boo! Stress is dam Bad!

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Nobody: 9:57am On Apr 21, 2018
Jodha:
Oya ooo

Let's wait for the baba dem...
abeg, say what you want to say. Which baba dem are you waiting for? angry

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Jodha(f): 10:26am On Apr 21, 2018
Rayhandrinni:
abeg, say what you want to say. Which baba dem are you waiting for? angry

Baba dem like yhu...
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Nobody: 10:40am On Apr 21, 2018
Blackfreedom no dey disappoint

Always call me to cum grin
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Thegeneralqueen(f): 11:02am On Apr 21, 2018
Blackfreedom:
Blackfreedom no dey disappoint


Always call me to cum grin
This one wey cum in one minute dey follow talk



Back to the topic....

Nothing can be so embarrassed like a short di0k the type of deadrat own

Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Jodha(f): 11:06am On Apr 21, 2018
Earthbound:
Most embarrassing.

There's this girl I used to kpansh back in the day. She was a fwb till she got in a serious relationship then we called it quits. Months down the line, she introduced one girl like that to me. She don hype me die for the babe. The babe sef come dey chat me up dirty for WhatsApp. I come dey feel like olosho wey dem dey pass like football but my 'burden' is mine. She was in Owerri, and I, Lagos. This babe came to Lagos to kpansh me! On the day we hooked up, I swear I don't know what came over me that day. Maybe it was stress, nervousness, or something, people of God, I came in all my 'long' glory in less than 3 minutes. This Igbo girl just started speaking language and putting her underwear back on. I did not need an interpreter to tell me what she was saying. I had to BEG for a while for
her to let me go again. I'd never been so embarrassed in the oza room in my life.

Yhu were expecting to cum in an hour? undecided

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Nobody: 11:23am On Apr 21, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
This one wey cum in one minute dey follow talk



Back to the topic....

Nothing can be so embarrassed like a short di0k the type of deadrat own



U will just cum wen u set ur naked eyes on me grin

Do d Do
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Nobody: 11:27am On Apr 21, 2018
Jodha:


Yhu were expecting to cum in an hour? undecided

I don't mean to brag, but I've lasted more than an hour many times in my lifetime.
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Nobody: 11:29am On Apr 21, 2018
Jamie90:



I believe your story, except for the part you mentioned 3mins.

Come on, we all know you came in less than a minute cos 3 isn't so so bad.

Hahahaha. I said less than 3 minutes. I'm pretty sure it was more than one grin
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by dheilaw1(m): 11:52am On Apr 21, 2018
my most embarrassing moment was when she said she wasn't felling too well cos she had malaria but she needed sex. so I felt I should be gentle with her while doing the do. to my greatest surprise, she looked me straight in the eye and said in Yoruba "kilode to n se bi bolo now'.... meaning "why are banging like an amateur' I felt so embarrassed. But trust me ladies and gentlemen, I gave her the fuc**ng of her life and she fell completely sick thereafter.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Nobody: 12:22pm On Apr 21, 2018
Mine is crazy tho... bae come that day sha in the evening, talked for like 1 hour and the romance start, make we con start sex I notice my tin never stand strong wella.. bae still play with am, still he no strong.. i was very embarrassed. I just explain to her that something is bothering me since morning and I haven’t eat anything.. she wan con dey go.. I begged her sha to wait small.. I went out find beta tin to eat, I didn’t come home after eating ooh.. I have to locate where they re selling ( Bajinatu) I order for the big size drank everything there.. and relax there for like 10mins .. I went back home go take my shower...I swear without even start romancing my tin don over strong, my people bae beg me last nii oo ...

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Nobody: 12:28pm On Apr 21, 2018
Jodha:


Baba dem like yhu...
Virgin Mary boys
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by VillagePeople11: 12:33pm On Apr 21, 2018
Fine girl wey i don d pursue since... Finally she open up... I just enta... Before i know i don cum....
The shame i felt is incomparable
My self esteem was reduced to the extent i no fit talk again

Meanwhile before then i dey fire 30 mins one hand untop one yeye ugly girl.. Mtchew

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by gonkin(m): 12:34pm On Apr 21, 2018
While using the underground rail way. A friend keeps knocking at my door and doesn't want to leave especially with me and her shoes outside. I have a friend thats famous for that

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Nobody: 12:36pm On Apr 21, 2018
Anwons:
Ladies and gentlemen, men and women, not for babies though. Feel free to share your awkward experience during intimacy. It may help someone out there too.

Let me set the stage with few examples on what I'm talking about;
Take for instance, as a man, during intercourse, u climax when your partner still desires it more, hmmmm, how do you really feel? Embarrassed? Or you begin to tell story on how tortoise runs faster than a dog? Feel free.
Same to ladies, not a woman though, but little interactions made me understand that ladies feel bore immediately they cum while their partner is yet to. How do you feel? And how do you handle it too?

Again, its no news how ladies are desirous of guys with big pen*s. A lot could be said when is too big for some and when it's too small too. Now, during s*x, what matters most? Is it the size of the pen*s? Or is it getting to climax as desired irrespective of the size of the pen*s?

Most importantly, my findings shows that relationship as it concerns sex satisfaction is purely based on how compactable the couples are. Any truth to it from your experience? Feel free to share.
Ladies don't enjoy sex.They are only doing it to please their men.
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by coolestofall(m): 12:41pm On Apr 21, 2018
One thing common abt guyz sex story is that they r all long standing champions, I wonder where d one minute guyz at?

As for me, no embarrassment yet, most likely cos I focus like its exam time while drlling. Only a gals moan can make me cum.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Mandrake007(m): 12:45pm On Apr 21, 2018
sometime in 2016,y'all remember that 'the conjuring' movie? my brother been hyping the movie telling me it was a must watch long story cut short,that evening about past 5 i called naomi my fwb,we saw the movie together and it was scary great but something about that demonic nun had me shaking I kept seeing her face whenever I looked at naomi and naomi was on heat that evening,the poor girl did everything she could do to set the mood right but for some stupid movie my lovestick refused to answer the call of nature it was really an embarrassing moment.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by esthy86(f): 1:02pm On Apr 21, 2018
VillagePeople11:
Fine girl wey i don d pursur since... Finally she open up... I just enta... Before i know i don cum....
The shame i felt is incomparable
My self esteem was reduced to the extent i no fit talk again

Meanwhile before then i dey fire 30 mins one hand untop one yeye ugly girl.. Mtchew
lmao,chai I no fit laugh

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