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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by OsuGanja(m): 12:09am On Apr 29, 2018

I remember my grandma beating my big sis for sleeping this same way and saying she was a witch ... Lol

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Nobody: 12:11am On Apr 29, 2018

Paulpaulpaul:
Nothing spiritual about it, it's just an attitude learnt overtime. I used to facedown reading when I was in Secondary School, I still do that now

I don't seem to understand. Are you supposed to face up while reading?

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by itzjwizzy(m): 12:13am On Apr 29, 2018

Lalas247:
kikiki

Una no go kill person
nothing wrong with the way she sleeps ..
my man sleeps like he is undertaker from (wwe) line he in in a coffin ... but he always sleeps like that nothing wrong

the body unconsciously does that.... pls its not a church matter

Your man case serious o

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by itzjwizzy(m): 12:13am On Apr 29, 2018

Lalas247:
kikiki

Una no go kill person
nothing wrong with the way she sleeps ..
my man sleeps like he is undertaker from (wwe) line he in in a coffin ... but he always sleeps like that nothing wrong

the body unconsciously does that.... pls its not a church matter

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by colyx1(m): 12:13am On Apr 29, 2018

Sleeping positions are rather learnt overtime, pls don't attribute it to something evil. In my case, due to "poverty" while growing up, I and my two brothers slept in one small bed, just to minimize space I had to sleep straight facing up. Although I now live alone comfortably I still sleep that way even when I have a big bed to myself. I will sleep in one corner of the bed as if the other spaces are reserved for my spirit n ghost.....lol. it's just understanding,I have made my bae to understand my sleeping pattern so she no longer complain.

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Nobody: 12:14am On Apr 29, 2018

kio052001:

well said

abeg my guy no let mumu ppl expectially those worshipping their fellow man come dey tell u rubbish

my wife likes holding me when she is sleeping so 1 day I was in the palouring repairing a laptop, when I was through with repairs I went in to sleep to my surprise she was flat on the wall, so I touched her, still feeling sleepy she just grabbed me before she opened her eyes to confirm if it was me, I was so tire, I just slept off when I told her what she did, she couldn't even recall any of the event but I'm very sure when she opened her eyes and didn't see me she would have jumped up

I have never been comprehensively confused as I am now after reading your experience.

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by itzjwizzy(m): 12:15am On Apr 29, 2018

Lalas247:

I.like that .. holding you
see love o kai..

that's the thing not everything is spiritual

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by zoltan02(m): 12:15am On Apr 29, 2018

what is their to correct....??...you think your sleep position is the best in the entire world....

?

Guy which level?

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by itzjwizzy(m): 12:15am On Apr 29, 2018

Millz404:
Spiritual ke... If i dey sleep... The way i dey take turn turn you go think say them d pursue me for dream

Kuku kii me o grin

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by justtoodark: 12:16am On Apr 29, 2018

zoltan02:

what is their to correct....??...you think your sleep position is the best in the entire world....?

Guy which level?

sleep possition doesnt matter....

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by itzjwizzy(m): 12:18am On Apr 29, 2018

Dyt:
Pictures or adonblvit

haba person wife

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by itzjwizzy(m): 12:19am On Apr 29, 2018

StPete:

this is funny

Very o.

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Nobody: 12:24am On Apr 29, 2018

The African mystifies and spiritualize what he doesn't understand.

Sleep positions can tell a lot about a person's persona, emotional inclinations and persuasions.

Nothing strange my people..

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by tiwiex(m): 12:24am On Apr 29, 2018

dafeyankee:
Nothing spiritual here.

Once dated a girl who only sleeps holding a pillow. Try hard as I did to make her put her head on the pillow,I always wake up to her holding very tight to the pillow.

At first I thought it was spiritual. I mean who holds on to a pillow so tight and firm as if they are choking it?

Later I discovered she and her younger sister fought a lot as kids over pillows,and each would hold on tight to her pillow so the other don't snatch it.

As an adult she still hold the pillow tight.

Cute

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by ADRIAN88(m): 12:26am On Apr 29, 2018

Nothing spiritual, i used to hold two onions in one hand and one mango in the other while sleeping upside down back then in the university.

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by SoapQueen(f): 12:28am On Apr 29, 2018

dyze:
Please I need help. My wife usually sleeps facing down while her two legs are raised backwards. Someone said its people that are possessed that do that.

Kindly share your honest and matured opinion if you have on this thanks.

I usually overlook things like this but I want to know its spiritual connection. If I should take steps

Thanks

Nothing wrong. One of the most prayerful persons I know sleeps that way. She goes hours like that. It's nature.

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Jethrolite(m): 12:51am On Apr 29, 2018

dyze:
Please I need help. My wife usually sleeps facing down while her two legs are raised backwards. Someone said its people that are possessed that do that.

Kindly share your honest and matured opinion if you have on this thanks.

I usually overlook things like this but I want to know its spiritual connection. If I should take steps

Thanks

Continue over looking it, that's her comfort position. I have slept in more awkward positions while growing and still keep a funny position now.

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by nightmile: 12:54am On Apr 29, 2018

Thats plane/take off position to the bottomless coven.

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Checked86: 12:56am On Apr 29, 2018

dafeyankee:
Nothing spiritual here.

Once dated a girl who only sleeps holding a pillow. Try hard as I did to make her put her head on the pillow,I always wake up to her holding very tight to the pillow.

At first I thought it was spiritual. I mean who holds on to a pillow so tight and firm as if they are choking it?

Later I discovered she and her younger sister fought a lot as kids over pillows,and each would hold on tight to her pillow so the other don't snatch it.

As an adult she still hold the pillow tight.

I still hold pillow till today. i am even laughing out loud here because i am holding it right now. I dn tink am before but said to masef say na because me still single.

About Op, i still lie that way but when i am waiting for sleep or half awake.

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by wonlasewonimi: 1:06am On Apr 29, 2018

That sleeping position is still better than the one that cross legs on the wall.

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Herrmes: 1:10am On Apr 29, 2018

Odmic2839:
I wonder ooooo, guys on nowadays. You don't know nothing. Let d elders tell you something.

Why are you so willing to tell something?

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by lilmax(m): 1:23am On Apr 29, 2018

Lalas247:
kikiki

Una no go kill person
nothing wrong with the way she sleeps ..
my man sleeps like he is undertaker from (wwe) line he in in a coffin ... but he always sleeps like that nothing wrong

the body unconsciously does that.... pls its not a church matter

what's the need for the "wwe"?....who doesn't know taker? please don't try it again

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 1:25am On Apr 29, 2018

dyze:
Thanks guys madridguy, Paulpaulpaul, dafeyankee. Someone even said it means she has a spirit husband or go to meeting. Naturally I don't believe in all those stuff sef

do not let what people say cause trouble in your household. Generally alot of Nigerians associate any and everything to spiritual things which is plain wrong. My sister used to sleep that way and I don't know if she still does it as we are all grown now and don't live together. People sleep in very weird positions and you will be shocked. Personally, once I close my eyes to sleep, i Always wake up the exact way I slept off as long as it is a comfortable position for me. Does that mean I flew somewhere? Heck no. Pls love your wife the way she is.. Nothing wrong with her. She's just comfortable that way. Oh also, If I sleep with my legs apart, I feel like I'm exposed so I feel very comfortable crossing one leg over the other while i sleep. That way I feel secure...

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by OriginalCEO: 1:30am On Apr 29, 2018

lobell:

Flat on the wall 'assass' how? Like a lizard? This one is spiritual o.

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by TEYA: 1:33am On Apr 29, 2018

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Ibukun003(m): 1:50am On Apr 29, 2018

Sha don't break your home over this. Even if a prophet tells you that your wife is witch please love her more.
Love does not care about sleeping positions.

Whatever God has joined together, let no sleeping position put asunder.

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Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by badboyharmony: 2:06am On Apr 29, 2018

dyze:
Please I need help. My wife usually sleeps facing down while her two legs are raised backwards. Someone said its people that are possessed that do that.

Kindly share your honest and matured opinion if you have on this thanks.

I usually overlook things like this but I want to know its spiritual connection. If I should take steps

Thanks

this shii aint funny buh em lauqhing really hard here

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Nobody: 2:15am On Apr 29, 2018

How about my 17years old in-law, she will tie wrapper and sleep maybe you enter her room midnight to off light or close Windows. You gonna see her spread legs wide open as if she's having sex, and the wrapper will be totally out of her body

Is this one spiritual??

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by nelsonebby(m): 2:26am On Apr 29, 2018

dyze:
Please I need help. My wife usually sleeps facing down while her two legs are raised backwards. Someone said its people that are possessed that do that.

Kindly share your honest and matured opinion if you have on this thanks.

I usually overlook things like this but I want to know its spiritual connection. If I should take steps

Thanks

I sleep with my pillow under my leg instead of my head. cool

Sometimes under my stomach.

Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by Homguy(m): 2:27am On Apr 29, 2018

Dyt:
Pictures or adonblvit

Madam ,you still dey? Long time! How my baby boy?

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