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Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Jamie90(m): 3:24pm On Apr 29, 2018
makydebbie:
Lol, is it that most guys on this thread don't know what 'petty' means? Like you keep on mentioning normal things.


I can't date someone who uses shorthand to type or doesn't give head.

So not performing cunnilingus on your rotten pussay is now a peccadilo.

You are more confused than the other guys in this thread
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Preshy561(f): 3:30pm On Apr 29, 2018
SoapQueen:


I chew my nails a lot, especially when I am deep in thoughts. I don't have nails anymore. Lol.
loool,just like almost all my female friends.
can't you control it ?cheesy
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by makydebbie(f): 3:34pm On Apr 29, 2018
SmellingAnus:
Lol I support you dear...... I met someone recently who says she can't allow a guy fuc.k he doesn't give her a head.... To she , a head is a necessary ritual before sex....
Lol, same here.
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by makydebbie(f): 3:36pm On Apr 29, 2018
pocohantas:


Hahaha. The ministry is moving cheesy

I hate shorthands too. Some are longhands sef, longer than the right word. Makes you wonder why the stress cheesy cheesy
Yea it's sis. cheesy

You're not lying sis, I've a colleague.
He'll rather type "lots of laughter, laughing my ass out" rather than using the abbreviations. Instead of using emoji, he'll type *smiles*. I've always told him some nuts are missing.

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Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Lamzzyy(m): 3:37pm On Apr 29, 2018
coolestofall:
A gal makes d mistake 2 fart in my presence, I swear thats d end of it.
grin grin grin that's a deal breaker for me mehn and they'll keep saying what if were married...
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by makydebbie(f): 3:37pm On Apr 29, 2018
sirBLUNT:
are you saying you taste before you buy? if not how can you know at first?
I'll randomly ask you in a conversation na.
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Nobody: 3:37pm On Apr 29, 2018
Hi I want to break my rule and give you head
makydebbie:
Lol, same here.
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by makydebbie(f): 3:38pm On Apr 29, 2018
Jamie90:


So not performing cunnilingus on your rotten pussay is now a peccadilo.

You are more confused than the other guys in this thread
It's my preference, I'm entitled to one at least. So I find these insults unnecessary. To each his own, leave me alone.

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Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Jamie90(m): 3:44pm On Apr 29, 2018
makydebbie:
It's my preference, I'm entitled to one at least. So I find these insults unnecessary. To each his own, leave me alone.

Seems you are dumber than I first imagined.

You claimed that dudes who commented before you doesn't know the meaning of petty; hence they said normal things.

I expected you to say something petty as the post entails; rather you commented something trashier than those dudes.

A guy not performing Cunnilingus on you is not "petty".

Be behaved!!
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Nobody: 3:50pm On Apr 29, 2018
SoapQueen:


I chew my nails a lot, especially when I am deep in thoughts. I don't have nails anymore. Lol.

*coughs.
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by makydebbie(f): 3:55pm On Apr 29, 2018
Jamie90:


Seems you are dumber than I first imagined.

You claimed that dudes who commented before you doesn't know the meaning of petty; hence they said normal things.

I expected you to say something petty as the post entails; rather you commented something trashier than those dudes.

A guy not performing Cunnilingus on you is not "petty".

Be behaved!!


Herh.

I don't know why of all posts, it's mine that pained you like this. The op said petty. In this context, it means "Name a silly reason why you can't date someone". That means name an unreasonable reason why you can't date someone, a reason you'll give and someone will be wondering if you're sane because it's narrow-minded or something.

Most people that commented before me mentioned normal things an average Joe will definitely understand and agree with, hence my comment on they not understanding what petty means.
Is my reason not silly and unreasonable enough? If you don't understand what I've written here then there's nothing I can do again. I'm not even in the mood to exchange banter in this manner.

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Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by makydebbie(f): 3:58pm On Apr 29, 2018
Lol, just realized this is a newbie.
Actually an alternate. Lol, interesting.
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Olifiz(m): 4:04pm On Apr 29, 2018
makydebbie:
Lol, is it that most guys on this thread don't know what 'petty' means? Like you keep on mentioning normal things.


I can't date someone who uses shorthand to type or doesn't give head.

I am minister of head affairs. Lol.
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Jamie90(m): 4:06pm On Apr 29, 2018
makydebbie:



Herh.

I don't know why of all posts, it's mine that pained you like this. The op said petty. In this context, it means "Name a silly reason why you can't date someone". That means name an unreasonable reason why you can't date someone, a reason you'll give and someone will be wondering if you're sane because it's narrow-minded or something.

Most people that commented before me mentioned normal things an average Joe will definitely understand and agree with, hence my comment on they not understanding what petty means.
Is my reason not silly and unreasonable enough? If you don't understand what I've written here then there's nothing I can do again. I'm not even in the mood to exchange banter in this manner.

We end up looking silly when we try so hard to justify our shitts.

Now, a dude said he can't date a lady who doesn't read novels. Now, that is "petty".

You even said that you can't date someone who shortens every word( I forgive you for unintelligently making a pun out of the word "shorthand" ). That too is also "petty"

Most ladies, if not all loves to be given head. Some guys gives head. Don't you think it's a common thing for a lady not to date a guy who wouldn't give her head.


Just accept that you made a fool of yourself by mentioning Cunnilingus ; which, by all means, isn't "petty" to most ladies.

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Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by rex444(m): 4:22pm On Apr 29, 2018
Sorry i can date u, u have a strand of dirt in ur nails
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Nobody: 4:23pm On Apr 29, 2018
A man that can't pronounce CH words

Shurch instead of Church
Shikin instead of Kitchen
Shikin instead of Chicken
BUT! He will pronounce Chandelier as Janderlier shocked

I can't do it cry
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by makydebbie(f): 4:33pm On Apr 29, 2018
Jamie90:


We end up looking silly when we try so hard to justify our shitts.

Now, a dude said he can't date a lady who doesn't read novels. Now, that is "petty".

I said most, not all. Someone also said that they can't date fat ladies which is also petty. My post was referring to those who mentioned normal things that are considered okay.


You even said that you can't date someone who shortens every word( I forgive you for unintelligently making a pun out of the word "shorthand" ). That too is also "petty"

Lol, yes.
'Debie ow r u? Hp errtin z fyn?'
Most folks don't care about how people type, but I hold great importance to it. I don't care if you're the ideal person or not, but then that cuts everything out for me. It's petty.


Most ladies, if not all loves to be given head. Some guys gives head. Don't you think it's a common thing for a lady not to date a guy who wouldn't give her head.


Just accept that you made a fool of yourself by mentioning Cunnilingus ; which, by all means, isn't "petty" to most ladies.

Ssshhhhh..
I've friends that hates cunnilingus. Yes! Female friends. Stop displaying your ignorance because of some personal vendetta.
Ladies won't mind dating a guy that doesn't give head, because it's not a cakewalk finding a guy who reallly gives head because he loves giving head. I'm not having this argument lol. You've issues with me and this is the cheapest you can do. Insulting my personality because of my comment and opinion is petty. This thread is for petty reasons, I gave mine so leave me alone.
Using an alternate to throw words.
Forgivable.

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Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Nobody: 4:52pm On Apr 29, 2018
makydebbie:

I said most, not all. Someone also said that they can't date fat ladies which is also petty. My post was referring to those who mentioned normal things that are considered okay.


Lol, yes.
'Debie ow r u? Hp errtin z fyn?'
Most folks don't care about how people type, but I hold great importance to it. I don't care if you're the ideal person or not, but then that cuts everything out for me. It's petty.



Ssshhhhh..
I've friends that hates cunnilingus. Yes! Female friends. Stop displaying your ignorance because of some personal vendetta.
Ladies won't mind dating a guy that doesn't give head, because it's not a cakewalk finding a guy who reallly gives head because he loves giving head. I'm not having this argument lol. You've issues with me and this is the cheapest you can do. Insulting my personal because of my comment and opinion is petty. This thread is for petty reasons, I gave mine so leave me alone.
Using an alternate to throw words.
Forgivable.

Girl, you are stubborn, wanting head isn't petty.

Why can't people just laugh at themselves and say 'my bad?'

He is petty for pulling you up on it with so much disrespect but you are not helping yourself.

Sorry for jumping on your mentions.
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by CastingCrowns(f): 5:41pm On Apr 29, 2018
I Hate It When A Guy Laughs All The Time Like He Took Laughing Gas Wont Date U For That..I Like Serious Looking Guys
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Cutehector(m): 5:45pm On Apr 29, 2018
CastingCrowns:
I Hate It When A Guy Laughs All The Time Like He Took Laughing Gas..I Like Serious Looking Guys
oh my God.. Please you are the girl I have been looking for..
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by CastingCrowns(f): 5:51pm On Apr 29, 2018
Cutehector:
oh my God.. Please you are the girl I have been looking for..
hmmmm
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Cutehector(m): 5:52pm On Apr 29, 2018
CastingCrowns:
hmmmm
wah cheesy
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by SmellingAnus(m): 6:05pm On Apr 29, 2018
lefulefu:
biko wetin u see wey make u regret doing the fat chickcheesy. Tell us the audience. U never finish ur story ocheesy.
Lol... This part na for the audience.... The other part na for me grin
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by EsvNwoye(m): 6:16pm On Apr 29, 2018
Feet - either dirty or cankles, it's a big turn off
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by tracyberry(f): 9:40pm On Apr 29, 2018
Millz404:
smiley
I can't a guy who will request for sex, that's the reason i do not bother dating at all, every since my first experience of sex i have been scared of dating because if the guy request for sex i cannot offer so i do not bother dating.
if i decide to date any guy the no sex rules still stands

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Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Millz404(m): 9:54pm On Apr 29, 2018
tracyberry:

I can't a guy who will request for sex, that's the reason i do not bother dating at all, every since my first experience of sex i have been scared of dating because if the guy request for sex i cannot offer so i do not bother dating.
if i decide to date any guy the no sex rules still stands
That is not a petty reason

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Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by tracyberry(f): 9:56pm On Apr 29, 2018
Millz404:
That is not a petty reason
hmmmm ok dude
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Nobody: 9:59pm On Apr 29, 2018
someone who don't understand balance sheet. someone who doesn't understand concept of profit and loss
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by Puth22(m): 10:17pm On Apr 29, 2018
Fat girl be like....Lemme come and be going
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by mikool007(m): 10:26pm On Apr 29, 2018
TSOM:
I've been told a gazillion times and over how petty it is that I can't date a female who doesn't read novels. Not just any book; NOVELS.

I always assert - there's plenty of experience to fuel that conviction- that a female who reads novels is one who makes out time to have 'alone-time'. Consequently, creating 'alone-times' mean she's one who self-reflects on her actions and how people are affected and world issues. She also likes to view the world and its issues from other people's perspectives too.


As an extension, she's more likely to feel remorse, empathy and those ranges of emotions. She definitely wouldn't be an extrovert too.

Those reasons explain why during the initial stages with a female I really fancy, I try to find out if she's into novels. If she isn't, I never make a move on her.
i guess that is another smart way to go about it, thumb's up
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by quavoAF(f): 10:31pm On Apr 29, 2018
For me it's words. Someone said women don't have sense n that was it for me.
Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by mikool007(m): 10:34pm On Apr 29, 2018
When there is a slight misunderstanding and the girl just grows cold therebye foiling any form of attempt for a resolution, i strike such people off my watch list, that character can breaks homes and frustrate a marriage

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