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Kenyan lady lists out 7 ways to keep a man, says you must give your partner 'doggy style' every morning (See Full list)

A Kenyan lady, Monica Monni Moniree, has listed out 7 ways a woman can keep her man, and one of them, she says is daily 'doggy style' during sex every morning.

Posting to Kenyan popular Facebook group, Kilimani and Nairobi Mums and Dads Uncensored, she wrote: 

'HOW TO KEEP A MAN'

1. Morning before you wake mpe dog style 

2. Wake up, warm his water for showering (if u don't have shower)

3. As he takes his shower be preparing his breakfast, them him dress (In short prepare).

4. Take the breakfast together and see him out.
 
5. By the time he comes back evening make sure u have cleaned the house, cloths, etc

6. Welcome him with a glass of water when he comes back, prepare supper. Massage him!

7. Be a submissive wife, Never shout at him, Never argue him (Do I say not as I do)

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/5225/kenyan-lady-lists-out-7-ways-to-keep-a-man-says-you-must-give-your-partner-doggy-style-every-morning-see-full-list/

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i will dump a mumu girl like that, respect me but dont serve me like a house girl, well i trust intelligent feminist, they will tag this as nonsense, this is for those bread sellers to use



Equality forever, nobody is anybody's boss

when modern girls read this they feel pain as if chewing broken bottles.

I knew sex related contents will be there. Smh

NLevents:
I knew sex related contents will be there. Smh

what do u expect b4

This is TRUE

But Nairaland feminists wii not ACCEPT THIS!

So a lady will observe these criteria as her daily priority just to keep a man....No. I won't subscribe to this gesture.

E-feminists where are you!!

Is that all??


The list is too short biko...make it longer,like 101 key ways to keep a man.

It is sad and also shameful that our so called big igbo artist really don't care about the upcoming artists or try to carry them along in the East,

Kudos to the Yoruba brothers y'all deserve all the accolades.

Funny Enough, any woman that does this can NEVER have her man keeping late night.

Most men keep slay queens because those girls are experts in taking care of them.

Ladies, be wise.

These are for slave-housewives

'Keeping a man' is a subjective term. However I assume you actually mean making your man loyal and loving.

In this case real women keep their man by being spontaneous (no rules, no protocols) and have a good sense of humor with a blend of respect; and he will always come back to your welcoming arms.

She left out the character part.
Don't nag
Give him peace of mind

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Why must she put the doggy part as number one?

this won't stop a nigerian man from cheating

interesting.......start your pam slippers biz with as little as forty k 0-8-1-8-1-6-6-3-6-1-6.

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Bd

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MisterDreamz:
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busky101:
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Sanitariano1:
lol

Are these people mad?

iamJ:
i will dump a mumu girl like that, respect me but dont serve me like a house girl, well i trust intelligent feminist, they will tag this as nonsense, this is for those bread sellers to use



Equality forever, nobody is anybody's boss

Looking for likes abi?

ShyCypher:



Are these people mad?

are u the one mad??

As slave or wetin? You no go go your own work abi you be housewife?

Why would I want to 'keep a man'?

Na trophy?

If he wants to 'waka'. . . please, let him feel free.

I cannot be a trophy to any man either.

Too free-spirited for all that craaap o!

1. Morning before you wake mpe dog style

2. Wake up, warm his water for showering (if u don't have shower)

3. As he takes his shower be preparing his breakfast, them him dress (In short prepare).

4. Take the breakfast together and see him out.

5. By the time he comes back evening make sure u have cleaned the house, cloths, etc

6. Welcome him with a glass of water when he comes back, prepare supper. Massage him!

7. Be a submissive wife, Never shout at him, Never argue him (Do I say not as I do)

E go wait taya ke!
My papa nor train me to be 'housemaid in-training-to-be-second-wife' o!

I will even feel extremely irritated if a man does all these for me even as a 'surprise'.

That is not what I need from a man. He should not expect such for me either!

If he wants to know what I NEED from him to keep him. . . let him ask me directly.

Kenyan woman don tok her own abi?

Her choice sha..!

Many of them prefer what they call modern pattern of behaviour to this.

if u like give am shaolin style,prepare gucci meal served on prada plate.gather ur entire village people to welcome him,prophes how much u love him one a very big billboard bigger than apc and pdp billboards put together,shower praises on him one any social media platform....some men wont marry u.