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7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Whogoblog: 3:06pm On May 07, 2018
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Kenyan lady lists out 7 ways to keep a man, says you must give your partner 'doggy style' every morning (See Full list)

A Kenyan lady, Monica Monni Moniree, has listed out 7 ways a woman can keep her man, and one of them, she says is daily 'doggy style' during sex every morning.

Posting to Kenyan popular Facebook group, Kilimani and Nairobi Mums and Dads Uncensored, she wrote: 

'HOW TO KEEP A MAN'

1. Morning before you wake mpe dog style 

2. Wake up, warm his water for showering (if u don't have shower)

3. As he takes his shower be preparing his breakfast, them him dress (In short prepare).

4. Take the breakfast together and see him out.
 
5. By the time he comes back evening make sure u have cleaned the house, cloths, etc

6. Welcome him with a glass of water when he comes back, prepare supper. Massage him!

7. Be a submissive wife, Never shout at him, Never argue him (Do I say not as I do)

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/5225/kenyan-lady-lists-out-7-ways-to-keep-a-man-says-you-must-give-your-partner-doggy-style-every-morning-see-full-list/



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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Whogoblog: 3:06pm On May 07, 2018
shocked shocked SHOCKING , BUT TRUE

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by iamJ(m): 3:09pm On May 07, 2018
i will dump a mumu girl like that, respect me but dont serve me like a house girl, well i trust intelligent feminist, they will tag this as nonsense, this is for those bread sellers to use



Equality forever, nobody is anybody's boss cool

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by ubunja(m): 3:14pm On May 07, 2018
when modern girls read this they feel pain as if chewing broken bottles.

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by NLevents: 3:18pm On May 07, 2018
I knew sex related contents will be there. Smh

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by YomiTee123(m): 3:19pm On May 07, 2018
NLevents:
I knew sex related contents will be there. Smh

what do u expect b4

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by CastedAyo: 3:25pm On May 07, 2018
This is TRUE

But Nairaland feminists wii not ACCEPT THIS!

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Lonestar124: 3:40pm On May 07, 2018
So a lady will observe these criteria as her daily priority just to keep a man....No. I won't subscribe to this gesture.

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by HeWrites(m): 3:47pm On May 07, 2018
E-feminists where are you!!

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Evablizin(f): 3:54pm On May 07, 2018
Is that all?? gringrin


The list is too short biko...make it longer,like 101 key ways to keep a man.

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Tracypacy(f): 3:56pm On May 07, 2018
It is sad and also shameful that our so called big igbo artist really don't care about the upcoming artists or try to carry them along in the East,

Kudos to the Yoruba brothers y'all deserve all the accolades.

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by XingXhang(m): 3:56pm On May 07, 2018
Funny Enough, any woman that does this can NEVER have her man keeping late night.

Most men keep slay queens because those girls are experts in taking care of them.

Ladies, be wise.

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by wwwtortoise(m): 3:56pm On May 07, 2018
These are for slave-housewives

'Keeping a man' is a subjective term. However I assume you actually mean making your man loyal and loving.

In this case real women keep their man by being spontaneous (no rules, no protocols) and have a good sense of humor with a blend of respect; and he will always come back to your welcoming arms.

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by worlexy(m): 3:57pm On May 07, 2018
She left out the character part.
Don't nag
Give him peace of mind

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by omowolewa: 3:58pm On May 07, 2018
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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by carpmam: 3:58pm On May 07, 2018
Why must she put the doggy part as number one?

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by martineverest(m): 3:59pm On May 07, 2018
this won't stop a nigerian man from cheating

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Krafty006: 3:59pm On May 07, 2018
interesting.......start your pam slippers biz with as little as forty k 0-8-1-8-1-6-6-3-6-1-6.
Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by MisterDreamz(m): 3:59pm On May 07, 2018
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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by busky101(m): 3:59pm On May 07, 2018
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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by ShyCypher(m): 3:59pm On May 07, 2018

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by AAlozie(m): 4:00pm On May 07, 2018
iamJ:
i will dump a mumu girl like that, respect me but dont serve me like a house girl, well i trust intelligent feminist, they will tag this as nonsense, this is for those bread sellers to use



Equality forever, nobody is anybody's boss cool
Looking for likes abi?

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by busky101(m): 4:02pm On May 07, 2018
ShyCypher:



Are these people mad?
are u the one mad??
Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Nobody: 4:03pm On May 07, 2018
lol @ no.1: Sex can never keep a man if you like give him horse style every hour,
it will only make him stay a bit.

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Nobody: 4:04pm On May 07, 2018
As slave or wetin? You no go go your own work abi you be housewife?

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by KanwuliaExtra: 4:06pm On May 07, 2018
Why would I want to 'keep a man'?

Na trophy? undecided

If he wants to 'waka'. . . please, let him feel free. kiss

I cannot be a trophy to any man either.

Too free-spirited for all that craaap o! cheesy


1. Morning before you wake mpe dog style

2. Wake up, warm his water for showering (if u don't have shower)

3. As he takes his shower be preparing his breakfast, them him dress (In short prepare).

4. Take the breakfast together and see him out.

5. By the time he comes back evening make sure u have cleaned the house, cloths, etc

6. Welcome him with a glass of water when he comes back, prepare supper. Massage him!

7. Be a submissive wife, Never shout at him, Never argue him (Do I say not as I do)


E go wait taya ke! cheesy
My papa nor train me to be 'housemaid in-training-to-be-second-wife' o!

I will even feel extremely irritated if a man does all these for me even as a 'surprise'. angry

That is not what I need from a man. He should not expect such for me either! kiss

If he wants to know what I NEED from him to keep him. . . let him ask me directly.

Kenyan woman don tok her own abi? cheesy

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by whitebeard(m): 4:07pm On May 07, 2018
Her choice sha..!

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by israelmao(m): 4:07pm On May 07, 2018
Many of them prefer what they call modern pattern of behaviour to this.
Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by donbachi(m): 4:07pm On May 07, 2018
if u like give am shaolin style,prepare gucci meal served on prada plate.gather ur entire village people to welcome him,prophes how much u love him one a very big billboard bigger than apc and pdp billboards put together,shower praises on him one any social media platform....some men wont marry u.

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