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Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Ikmontana1: 10:22pm On May 13, 2018 |
There is no woman alive that could take my mother's place in my life.. 4 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Pidginwhisper: 10:23pm On May 13, 2018 |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Nobody: 10:25pm On May 13, 2018 |
My mother (as fondly called Maami) told me I was just 4 months old when she had to leave my father's house due to polygamous quarrels. I'm the last born of my mother. She really had to struggle to bring us up to the best of her ability. If she had not left to ensure my safety, the fury of a polygamous home might have sent me back to the underworld. So, I felt no paternal care at early childhood. You know those moments when you eagerly hope your daddy arrives soon at nights so you can play with him & sleep amidst your parents. Just a parent I had then. Whenever any of my mother's male relatives visited, 'is this my father?' I would ask Maami, then my elder siblings would be making jest of me because they knew our father well, but I didn't! I later knew him though & he appeared to be very nice & caring too. I must be sincere, he's worth sharing from the glory of the Father's Day too. I'm sure he'd do more if he's capable. I now realized he had to stay away for few years (of my life) to let peace reign. Dad hardly raised his hands against the children unlike Maami who would give you punishments & beat the hell out of you in the midnight hours . And then at early hour of the day (like 5am), she would seat you down and talk sense into your skull. It's that moment you would prefer beatings to disciplinary talks . Thank God she's able to nurture us well. Meanwhile, it was like hell seeing her going through pains of hustling. If I start to mention all she had to do because of children, there would be no space left on this thread. Thank you, ma! May your days on earth be long so that you can eat the fruits of all your labour. I doubt she's ever funny,,,,,lol,,,,MAAMI! 48 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by suwalee(f): 10:26pm On May 13, 2018 |
Misypee:I remembered one Sunday momcy wanted to go for thanksgiving she bought loads of fluorescent light that year told her I wasn't coming rudely BTW....trust mumcy na she threw her heavy slippers at me I jejely moved away and broke all the lights for her Thanksgiving I saw heaven that day and service cancel 4 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Nobody: 10:28pm On May 13, 2018 |
CarlosTheJackal: I saw this dude with the flower sh!t on his head, a grown arse man. I think women who do things like that should be sterilized, Imagine how I felt about the man. 3 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by CarlosTheJackal: 10:31pm On May 13, 2018 |
UBGG:Sterilised? Carry your wahala dey go abeg. That's so extreme 7 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by IamDavid(m): 10:34pm On May 13, 2018 |
how many mothers' day do we have in a year sef 5 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by charlie24(m): 10:37pm On May 13, 2018 |
Misypee:#American film#��� 2 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by HORLADSTAR(m): 10:39pm On May 13, 2018 |
May my mama live long to enjoy the fruit of her labour. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO EVERY MOTHERS OUT THERE. #Horladstar cares 3 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Nobody: 10:40pm On May 13, 2018 |
decatalyst:hehehehe |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Mikeyjoe(m): 10:42pm On May 13, 2018 |
God decided to make me motherless and they said we should not question him. No wahala. Last mother's Sunday, I called her and told her "happy mother's day". She responded " the same to you". Seriously I just wish I can see her again even if it is for 30 seconds. 21 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Mslovelystar(f): 10:44pm On May 13, 2018 |
Happy mother's day to my mum and all the mothers in the world. Ya mum, i know i 've hurt u so much but after God you are the next person i care so much about. Someday, i will show you how much i love and value you. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Pidginwhisper: 10:52pm On May 13, 2018 |
Mslovelystar:Come, lemme take you home to my Momma |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by raphaeladeyele: 10:52pm On May 13, 2018 |
Iya ni Wura, I appreciated my Mother |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by harriet412(f): 10:57pm On May 13, 2018 |
Funny enough, I was always scared of my mom when i was younger but when i got to school far away....I understood every of her actions and i got to see things from her point of view.. I love my mom 7 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Mslovelystar(f): 10:57pm On May 13, 2018 |
Pidginwhisper:lol, why that |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Pidginwhisper: 11:02pm On May 13, 2018 |
Mslovelystar:Coz i like wah am seeing already. Shey u go follow me? |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by fhorlar(f): 11:03pm On May 13, 2018 |
Wura mii...the queen of my life...my rock,my first priest, my joy...I miss you u so much...mummy, today is mother's day and I just wanna tell the whole world what an amazing woman you are...although, you are no longer with us in flesh,i just wanted to remind you of what I said several years ago, that I Folashade will make u proud.yes mum..I have not forgotten that promise.daddy misses u sooo much. Our lives have not been same since you were snatched away from us.we all love you and we miss you. I will never forget all you taught me about life. Ps: for those who still have your mum alive, maximize and take adj of it. Pls and pls, take care of your mum while she is still alive. Don't postpone! U don't know wot 2morow holds 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Seunfunmi18(m): 11:04pm On May 13, 2018 |
I could remember vividly the day she sat me down and started giving me sex education during my second year at school. I was like in my mind Oh boy, this woman doesn't know her boy is an expert in this business. I was just nodding and making her feel I wasn't interested in the topic. I love iyaLekan alot. 7 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Seunfunmi18(m): 11:05pm On May 13, 2018 |
fhorlar:Accept my condolences 12 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Mslovelystar(f): 11:06pm On May 13, 2018 |
Pidginwhisper:lol, dont worry i will 1 Like |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Fidecoo(m): 11:11pm On May 13, 2018 |
Misypee:,,,Hmmmmm. I think and believe say all una mama own no reach my mum own.my mum is just the complete package wrapped in 1.my mum's drama if its to be quantified and measured can fit full 1 community sef. That's why I dont mind paying cash ,than to have time for her plenty drama. (Just relate eldest son wey don due and is financial buoyant wey no gree marry to give her grand children ) the bashing no be here oo.atimes I dey even celebrate inside my mind if she tells me she will be traveling. But she is the best mum ever sha. 2 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Mutemenot(m): 11:11pm On May 13, 2018 |
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Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by vampire2020: 11:12pm On May 13, 2018 |
rip mom 2 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by NextGovernor(m): 11:16pm On May 13, 2018 |
Sometime I do feel for people who take out sometin out of their earnings to send to parent. My parents still feel I am not comfortable and still send me upkeep even when working. I earn alot of money and the thing go disappear before month end self. I earn 1.2mil monthly and believe some people can't consume that even in 6 months but I lavish it our b4 a month. I believe it was d way I was raised. Eveything, I mean everything was available for me so living that life after school is really affecting me now and I can't do without it. I don't know how to cook, wash dishes, clothes and all domestic works. And this consume my money alot employing people doing it. One tin I know is my children will live well but will never be pampered like my parents did to me. I jist need help on how to live minimal live style. 2 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Seunfunmi18(m): 11:20pm On May 13, 2018 |
vampire2020:Accept my condolences |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by oxygenlove(m): 11:21pm On May 13, 2018 |
during my teen days, my mum love to make herb concortion wit som herb soup, i go dey luk her say wetin dis woman dey do so, atimes i do refuse to tak frm it coz i dnt enjoy d bitternes, , , she wil tel me, 'kole ye e (u cnt undastnd) i ll be like, wot gan? leave me jo, i was surprise one day i woke up and my dicko man raise so hard in my boxer, she saw it and smile,; and nw i knw what she meant sha, , , mummy mi civilize gan o 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Writingdiva: 11:22pm On May 13, 2018 |
I was walking home from school one day. I was alongside my then bff (a guy), whilst my other friends were in front, when someone ran across the street to meet us, and told me my mom was in the tailor shop waiting for me. I looked at the direction she pointed to, and I saw my mom. I told my friends to wait, and I went to answer her, she asked me why I left the girls and was walking with that boy, and told me to sit down and wait for her. I was super pissed, and I told her my friends were still waiting for me, so she said I should tell them to go off without me that I'd be coming with her. I did so, and sat fuming. Thirty minutes later, my Mom goes, "Take, use it and enter bus and go home." And I was like 8 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Pidginwhisper: 11:24pm On May 13, 2018 |
Mslovelystar:Should i pick a date already? |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Staru1(m): 11:25pm On May 13, 2018 |
Misypee: my mum is amazing. She will say dieseases is real, i should keep movin around wit diff folk...when i go get diesease na me go suffer am alone, if i do like say i wan get fever, she no go sleep until i sleeps..during dat fever day,i go dey ask her to allow me to suffer d malaria as she said bcs i believe na dat her talk give me fever. I love u swt mother. 1 Like |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Mslovelystar(f): 11:28pm On May 13, 2018 |
Pidginwhisper:huh that's so fast |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by AdaNnabugo(f): 11:30pm On May 13, 2018 |
Fidecoo:Then what are you waiting for? do the needful joor. |
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