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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by khalids: 5:03pm On Jun 04, 2018

Anu mi se e (I pity you)....you think say na only guys dey do yahoo plus...

You dan see money you no fit think correctly again......You bet run and save yourself and your future generation and build gradually with your girlfriend....

Which kin man you even be self....they look for woman wey go feed you.......no be every food person dey chop

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by ehix89(m): 5:03pm On Jun 04, 2018

Kinggnicole:
Hmm.... judging from the responses I see here, I have come to the realization that guys have the tendency to be hoes(probably even more than their female counterparts). Indeed a good person is a bad person who has not been caught. See advice!
The only thing keeping them is the lack of opportunity.

OP do what your mind wants.

Quote me and get it HOT...

Its no news, we are all hoes

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by elkon(m): 5:03pm On Jun 04, 2018

.. bang ha lobido joo.. its has happenin to m b4 when i was livin wit m parent we were livin in d estate so we had enough chance to do wateva we want... she call m to cum ova to help her in d kitchen ..omo na so she go bend omo d tin wey i dey c na yeee mogbeo na g string pant ooo so to cut stpry short omo one dey i cant take it no more i just carri d mata tel m bro ..e tel sey make i cal ha attention to it next time dt i like ha pant ooo make i wait for ha reaction.. omo na dt day we started bangin d lobido na she teach m how to suck .. most d skill i dey take bang na she show m... sista bim

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by Obumorji(m): 5:04pm On Jun 04, 2018

LOLZZZZ DROP THE NUMBER PLIIIIXXXXX

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by Nobody: 5:04pm On Jun 04, 2018

sammirano:
Are we white men, we are Africans, and like it or not these things cannot be overlooked. If you know you know.

How I hate that your last sentence.

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by Nobody: 5:04pm On Jun 04, 2018

Kinggnicole:
Hmm.... judging from the responses I see here, I have come to the realization that guys have the tendency to be hoes(probably even more than their female counterparts). Indeed a good person is a bad person who has not been caught. See advice!
The only thing keeping them is the lack of opportunity.

OP do what your mind wants.

Quote me and get it HOT...

Hot on the bed you meant or what exactly?

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by emilyone(f): 5:04pm On Jun 04, 2018

soliddust2020:
My guy Bleep her very well. I need an older and beautiful lady like that, dont really care if she is rich, just need some old kitty.

Noted!

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by CCC2(m): 5:05pm On Jun 04, 2018

My uncle started fucking one while in secondary school and kept fucking her till he graduated from the university. She bought her a car while in 400Level. Pussy na pussy guy, as long as she is sex appealing.

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by kosoko00: 5:06pm On Jun 04, 2018

U better man up and start hitting thst p-u-s-sy while it's available. U know she the person that'll teach all the good and dirty things that u need to satisfy a woman. In fact her the lessons she'll teach u if ubembark on this journey will make u feel like a real man and give u more confidence when dealing with other chicks. To be honest, later in ur life u will just feel like popping champagne for her for opening ur eyes.

No mind the fools here wey dey tell u to run. Na just out of jealousy oh cos they know that they've missed opportunities like this, so u better enjoy the experience and just massacre that delicious food while it's still available

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by nonix22(m): 5:08pm On Jun 04, 2018

From the look of this, at ur age u still not ready to marry, or do you huh

How is she old enough to be ur mother? Is your mother 40+?

My guy, be fast about it, if u confused at the moment- tell her u have a gf, she no mind, straf the living day light out of her mature body. You ain't got nothing to regret at the age, this is ur prime.

But why e be say na guys with GFs this kind thing dey come jam??
Thank me later

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by ekenzify(m): 5:10pm On Jun 04, 2018

samuelchimmy:
yes we know you love your gf,but,this is a simple service you have to render to humanity,my GOD,cant you sense shes starved , dont let this woman hate you , i swear your conscience will never feel fine if you dont,i didnt say you dump your gf o,just render the service .

bross but why huh

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by Viergeachar: 5:15pm On Jun 04, 2018

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Now that's a totally different ball game. It's against the law na. Besides the op is above 18 so you can't accuse the woman of being a pedophile.

What I am just trying to say is that it is possible to have the wrong affection for the wrong people. And there are more often than not hidden motives.

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by CAPSLOCKED: 5:15pm On Jun 04, 2018

Kinggnicole:
Hmm.... judging from the responses I see here, I have come to the realization that guys have the tendency to be hoes(probably even more than their female counterparts). Indeed a good person is a bad person who has not been caught. See advice!

The only thing keeping them is the lack of opportunity.

YOU SAID IT ALL.

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by Nobody: 5:17pm On Jun 04, 2018

Viergeachar:
What I am just trying to say is that it is possible to have the wrong affection for the wrong people. And there are more often than not hidden motives.

Indeed.

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jun 04, 2018

SoapQueen:
Awww. Sorry.

Old mama youngie. You wee not go and make those your useless soaps. You are here doing awww sorry to another girls boyfriend. Let his gf catch you first, that your face will be greeted with acid. Old mama youngie they find dick online upandan Nonsense.

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by netmillionaires(m): 5:22pm On Jun 04, 2018

Lol... I don laff tire. Wetin na! See as you drop a full page CV. I can see that you're qualified for the job.

donstan18:
Drop her number bruv.

I can set Whatsapp and Facebook for older women very well, I can even help them rub cream and take a selfie with their wet nipples.

Just permit me to be her midnight charger, so that you'll focus on your girlfriend.

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by BabaIbo: 5:23pm On Jun 04, 2018

INDUSTRIALFAN:
the president of France has a wife whose kids are older than he is. I have a friend married to a Lady with a kid 2 years younger than he is and the son respects my friend so much. Apart from that, there are a ton of Gus married happily to older women and they mostly started out as just flings especially that of my friend. I was supposed to be shag and run but they both fell in love and this is 4yrs and counting and everyday they become more and more like kids in love. It's not because of the money. From my experience, I know my friend isn't with this woman because of the money. He has his own business and barley ever collects anything from her except it's a material gift like a watch or sth but never cash it used to be about the money for him but things changed. They never even had se.x till after they got married

But he's just 23 and by the time he's ready to marry, the woman might be above 50. I wish him the best and I have given him my own advice, no need to argue over this issue bro/sis

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by xynerise: 5:23pm On Jun 04, 2018

zicoraads:
The correct phrase is "You can't have your cake and eat it."

Go and learn your phrases properly

Erm...it is not a phrase. It is a cliché

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by sharpwriter(m): 5:24pm On Jun 04, 2018

khalids:
Anu mi se e (I pity you)....you think say na only guys dey do yahoo plus...

You dan see money you no fit think correctly again......You bet run and save yourself and your future generation and build gradually with your girlfriend....

Which kin man you even be self....they look for woman wey go feed you.......no be every food person dey chop

Na Anu e se mi, not anu mi se e bros.... This ya Yoruba na wa o cheesy

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by BabaIbo: 5:24pm On Jun 04, 2018

kullozone:
All she wants is for him to shook his private part into her private part. Nothing else

As if you're in her mind/heart... oga life is more than sex

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by sammirano: 5:25pm On Jun 04, 2018

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
How I hate that your last sentence.

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by zicoraads: 5:26pm On Jun 04, 2018

xynerise:
Erm...it is not a phrase. It is a cliché

It is not a cliché. A cliché is an overused expression cheesy

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by Muzikluva(m): 5:33pm On Jun 04, 2018

Please gimme her number! I really need money! grin

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jun 04, 2018

Gloryboy:
Let's look at this in the spiritual realm, what if you have glory and this woman want to suck them dry?
My brother don't bcs of today spoil your tomorrow o.
A word is enough.

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by timibare(m): 5:33pm On Jun 04, 2018

baba awfa na, gimme her contact abeg

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by shineeye1: 5:36pm On Jun 04, 2018

Why do people keep looking for answers where there is no question! They just seek validation of an evil conscience from an evil generation of men.
For any one whose conscience is still alive and alert, there is no question of approaching a lady who is clearly out of match with you.
Boy, be true to your conscience if you still have one and avoid this agent. Many have long traded their conscience and will undoubtedly account for the loss!

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by Dreyl(m): 5:36pm On Jun 04, 2018

Bad advisers everywhere. op listen to them at your own peril.

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Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by BabaIbo: 5:37pm On Jun 04, 2018

zicoraads:
The correct phrase is "You can't have your cake and eat ."

Go and learn your phrases properly

it
Mr corrector both are correct in the case of using have to replace eat i.e people always mistaken eat for have... for example: I'm having my breakfast or I'm eating my breakfast. what will you like to have for lunch? or what will you like to eat for lunch?

so eat-have and have-eat are both correct. although his/her own conveys the information/message better than yours, yours is the most popular

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by xynerise: 5:38pm On Jun 04, 2018

zicoraads:
It is not a cliché. A cliché is an overused expression

Cliché is like idiom. Besides, what I said has been used before you were born and still in Vogue grin

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by BabaIbo: 5:39pm On Jun 04, 2018

xynerise:
Erm...it is not a phrase. It is a cliché

Don't mind him, it's an idiomatic proverb

Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by nick50(m): 5:39pm On Jun 04, 2018

If na me I go Bleep d woman, the daughter and d woman friends

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