The Fifa World Cup is close by.*



Let me give u a few rules that will preserve the peace




1. The remote control belongs to
me for the whole month.




2. Tell all yo friends not to give
birth or wed or die or wateva
during the World Cup coz we
won't go.




3. You support the teams that i
support.



4. No talking during the
game,wait for half-time or end of
the game.




5. Repeats & highlights are as
good as the main match, so am
gonna watch them..





6. We can watch Telemundo
provided actors and actresses Are
wearing soccer jerseys and they
are in Russia





7. U dont just pass infront of the
tv if am watching soccer, u better
crawl on the floor.




8. Make sure you don't ask silly
questions such as; is this Chelsea
versus England?



9. No funny faces to my friends
when they come for soccer.




10. Smile every time EXCEPT when
my team is losing.


11. You don't shout GOAAAALLLL when my team rivals
score

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12. Don't tell the op food is ready when he's busy watching football

that "tell your friends to not wed, give birth, die or whatever" cracked me up



12) no sex till 12am when all 3 matches plus later highlights must have been played and watched


13) that period will be one of my most weakest point, so no asking for my atm or money for the month cos i might unknowingly send you my life savings while watching the match

ashlyfab78:
12. Don't tell the op food is ready when he's busy watching football

unless it's my favorite egusi soup and fufu



trust me,it will go down well especially when my team is triumphing

mtcheeeew.

samyfreshsmooth:

that "tell your friends to not wed, give birth, die or whatever" cracked me up



12) no sex till 12am when all 3 matches plus later highlights must have been played and watched


13) that period will one of my weakest point, so no asking for my atm or money for the month cos i might unknowingly send you my life savings while watching the match

baba so glad I cracked you up this night,yes they should postpone their dieing till after world cup,no time for funerals and mourning.....


your 13,better she makes budget of all her monetary requirement for the month on time

Dillusionist:



mtcheeeew.

telemundo,telenovela,televista and Bollywood fan spotted......quite unfortunate,this month gonna be a boring month because your boyfriend owns the remote

Kingsley10000:
telemundo,telenovela,televista and Bollywood fan spotted......quite unfortunate,this month gonna be a boring month because your boyfriend owns the remote

quite funny.
those list are for ladies staying with their bfs or visiting.

I don't stay with bf,and I can watch whatever I wanna watch with my electronics.

world cup ni.

Ayam me.....And i approve of dis list

Your mates are in Russia, you're busy giving me rules and regulations. Even God didn't give moses 11 commandments.

EniHolar:
Your mates are in Russia, you're busy giving me rules and regulations. Even God didn't give moses 11 commandments.

This just made my night i can as well go to bed

Dillusionist:

quite funny.
those list are for ladies staying with their bfs or visiting.

I don't stay with bf,and I can watch whatever I wanna watch with my electronics.

world cup ni.

that's good....if your boyfriend is a soccer fan,invariably you will be temporary single this month because he wouldn't be giving you adequate time for rendezvous and other romantic outing because most guys are engrossed with football.......

EniHolar:
Your mates are in Russia, you're busy giving me rules and regulations. Even God didn't give moses 11 commandments.

......if I prepare my Russian visa for the world cup,won't boredom kill you?

Kingsley10000:
that's good....if your boyfriend is a soccer fan,invariably you will be temporary single this month because he wouldn't be giving you adequate time for rendezvous and other romantic outing because most guys are engrossed with football.......

well, quite unfortunately for you,he's not a football fan.

...


13. Dont Talk To Me About Money Throughout This Month

14. You Must Wear The Jersey Of The Team I Support Every Time They Play

15. Any Time I Am Watching Match, no Extra Commentators needed

16. You Must Not Sleep When We Watch The Match Together

17. You Must Not Miss One Match Or Else You Will leave My House

18. Dont You Ever Support Any Other Team I Dont Support Or Else You Will Wake Up In Ikeja General hospital

EniHolar:
Your mates are in Russia, you're busy giving me rules and regulations. Even God didn't give moses 11 commandments.

chisos!!!


this one just off me

I would be watching the world cup as well and I would gladly do number 1,4,7,9,10 and 11.


Anyway the list is for those ladies staying with their men.

u can sneak out of the house to 4uck your other guys when d mumuu op is busy watching ball

Let's just wash and hang all the pots, since you're watching match..
This's the best time to be cranky

IamPlato:
...


13. Dont Talk To Me About Money Throughout This Month

14. You Must Wear The Jersey Of The Team I Support Every Time They Play

15. Any Time I Am Watching Match, no Extra Commentators needed

16. You Must Not Sleep When We Watch The Match Together

17. You Must Not Miss One Match Or Else You Will leave My House

18. Dont You Ever Support Any Other Team I Dont Support Or Else You Will Wake Up In Ikeja General hospital

My brother,you're just looking for flimsy excuses to dumb your girlfriend

tgmservice:
u can sneak out of the house to 4uck your other guys when d mumuu op is busy watching ball

Better for her,anytime she's on heat,she should find means to relieve herself because i wouldnt have time for bleeping

Ladyhippolyta88:
I would be watching the world cup as well and I would gladly do number 1,4,7,9,10 and 11.


Anyway the list is for those ladies staying with their men.

It's quite rare to see a lady that supports football,'m pretty sure your boo boo will always enjoy your company.you guys can always play the re-match on the couch aftermath the match,if u knw you knw

IamPlato:
...


13. Dont Talk To Me About Money Throughout This Month

14. You Must Wear The Jersey Of The Team I Support Every Time They Play

15. Any Time I Am Watching Match, no Extra Commentators needed

16. You Must Not Sleep When We Watch The Match Together

17. You Must Not Miss One Match Or Else You Will leave My House

18. Dont You Ever Support Any Other Team I Dont Support Or Else You Will Wake Up In Ikeja General hospital

here rest the case.

Divay22:
Let's just wash and hang all the pots, since you're watching match..
This's the best time to be cranky

It's ur obligation to take care of culinary department in the household,no need to be cranky or upset because you see ur man doing what he enjoys...as a good bae,it's expected from u to support him,feign you enjoying the game even if you weren't .these are the things u tolerate and indurate for the sake of love

i have a few rules of mine
1 if you do not support the Nigerian team abeg no near me
2 if Nigeria dey lose no try near me at all
3 in the hospital no more cartoon network and dove tv, na super sport all the way
4 All my patients must support the winning team :- Nigeria
5 if messi score ehnnnnn

this is all for now
will still add the rest oooooo

Kingsley1000:
It's ur obligation to take care of culinary department in the household,no need to be cranky or upset because you see ur man doing what he enjoys...as a good bae,it's expected from u to support him,feign you enjoying the game even if you weren't .these are the things u tolerate and indurate for the sake of love

Uncle i don't want to be a good bae that period.
Lemme be cranky in peace.

Divay22:

Uncle i don't want to be a good bae that period.
Lemme be cranky in peace.

also expect such frustration from him when you're enjoying your telemundo or other romantic movies

EniHolar:
Your mates are in Russia, you're busy giving me rules and regulations. Even God didn't give moses 11 commandments.

U are so pretty.
If this u on the pics

Kingsley10000:
also expect such frustration from him when you're enjoying your telemundo or other romantic movies

I'm not gonna complain, but the circle continues

CaptainGOOD:


U are so pretty.
If this u on the pics

Bad boy...you're still a learner though,you don't tell girl you're trying to woo"you're pretty"now chances of you getting her is very slim.SHE HAS BEEN HEARING SCORES OF IT ON DAILY BASIS FROM OTHER GUYS..you need to be unique

Kingsley1000:
Bad boy...you're still a learner though,you don't tell girl you're trying to woo"you're pretty"now chances of you getting her is very slim.SHE HAS BEEN HEARING SCORES OF IT ON DAILY BASIS FROM OTHER GUYS..you need to be unique

baddest guy.
I was only appreciating her notting much.
But I can tell u.. U are very right with ur tip.