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Diamond23:

MrCork:
...that boy look like those lagos road side mechanic. ..4real...the type Hisduchess or KillaBeauty usually go for.(touts)
..anyways. .the good news for u is that we love 3 some and u r definitely invited!

Na u sabi

Hisduchess:
babe u head dey there jare!
the guy is as short as a baby elephant that's why he could only get transgendered girls and cement-like girlfriend.. see his dentition sef like that of egungun masquerade. the guy is just ugly and short with empty pocket ((real talk)).

Diamond23:
Na u sabi

MrCork:
...ok. .[/b]although u no i drive a range rover spot [b](£28,000 cash), am from London, live in a lovely house alone in expensive place called pekam..have moiney and have cute height...if I approach u at the bus stop ..be honest. .would u date me?

at d bolded....I dnt know.....pishure of u in all dat u v mentioned to acquire

Jamariwolff:
SHORT men are a no no no pls, no mater how handsome.


Short starts from less than 5.6 in,

Diamond23:
at d bolded....I dnt know.....pishure of u in all dat u v mentioned to acquire

..there u go.. check out the link

ALLOW ME TO RE-INTRODUCE MYSELF. .


https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet

The enemies :
Oyindidi
Hisduchess
KillaBeauty
Funmisticqueen
Jamariwolff

MrCork:


..there u go.. check out the link

ALLOW ME TO RE-INTRODUCE MYSELF. .


https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet

The enemies :
Oyindidi
Hisduchess
KillaBeauty
Funmisticqueen
Jamariwolff

MrCork:


..there u go.. check out the link

ALLOW ME TO RE-INTRODUCE MYSELF. .


https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet

The enemies :
Oyindidi
Hisduchess
KillaBeauty
Funmisticqueen
Jamariwolff

Jamariwolff:
I don't know what your problem is còck but I'm okay with a poor TALL man, i dont fuvking care what car you own. okay?

GuntersChain:
guys from London are stingy, ladies beware.

Jamariwolff:
I don't know what your problem is còck but I'm okay with a poor TALL man, i dont fuvking care what car you own. okay?

MrCork:
..errmm hang on bro...we londoners eat 4 times a day...u there eat twice a day..and then u have order city to say we Londonerso are stingy...correct?..Bro if u need moiney..ask nicely! ! (No ofeense )

MrCork:
..do u understand wot range rover spot is?.. it takes special kinda guy to drive one (me)...so if I pull up next to u..u wunt jump in? YOU LIE!!!

GuntersChain:
no pun intended, you can not compare london guys when compared to guys from asia, europe even southy. i had a uncle from London, stingy was his middle name.

MrCork:

MrCork:
^^this one clearly need anger management classes. ..she all ways bitter(smh)

funmisticqueen:
you can easily break your neck by jumping from your ego to your height. you asked a question and we answered, if you dont like it pls cry at home, not here

MrCork:
..this is exactly why u will struggle to find man on nairaland. ..u stand no shance in life bheaving like rascal..short guys are natu rally romantic. .tall guys usually end up guy...so why will will u wanna waste time on tall guys...u don't have job? (No ofeense )

funmisticqueen:
where do you see me struggling for man? i cant sin against my future generations by marrying a shortie.

MrCork:
^^^this chick dyammmmm stubborn. ..maybe she hate men.

funmisticqueen:
where do you see me struggling for man? i cant sin against my future generations by marrying a shortie.
i dont even want all these small boys parading nairalandnlike the broke parasites they are.
work on your body image man

MrCork:
...hold up..are u hatin coz my woman gots biger ass than u or any nairaland females? ...don't lie....baby if u want me..ask nicely! ! (Real talk )

funmisticqueen:
all she got is fat cells, shit and hemorrhoids which is not a good combo. Gooday

MrCork:
..ok u win...wot do u want from me apart from sexxxxx? ... what? ..u angry am from London ..u angry my babe got ass times bigger than yours combine...u angry I outshine all yor tall boyfriend who can't aford range..wot do u want?

funmisticqueen:
who said i needed a range owner,besides sex with a shortie seems like i am taking advantage of the less privileged. You will find true love, dont worry.

sweery quit playing had to get mennnn...u aint even lightskin. ...

..nyansh. ..u don't have (sadly)

..lightskin. .u aint lightskin (no comment - fact)

..boyfriend. ..u can't find (fact)

...moiney. .u don't have (i lie?)

...Mr Cork. ..u definitely cannot have (sadly)

...London. .u never being (I lie)

...range rover...u never been inside (100% true)

....sexxxxx with Mr cork....u wish (true story )

..Mr Cork himsef. ..u really really want!! (Fact)



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LivingFree:
Short men are very angry )))True story(((


soooooooo NO

MrCork:
sweery quit playing had to get mennnn...u aint even lightskin. ...

..nyansh. ..u don't have (sadly)

..lightskin. .u aint lightskin (no comment - fact)

..boyfriend. ..u can't find (fact)

...moiney. .u don't have (i lie?)

...Mr Cork. ..u definitely cannot have (sadly)

...London. .u never being (I lie)

...range rover...u never been inside (100% true)

....sexxxxx with Mr cork....u wish (true story )

..Mr Cork himsef. ..u really really want!! (Fact)



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