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There's this girl that makes sure she greets me evry mawnin with full wide smile while passing her mum's shop, she saw me dis evenin cumin bk frm wrk she dashed through a lonely path (a half line) unto say she wan go collect moni frm a creditor wey get mechanic wrkshp for dat place knowing wel say I go from dia pass go my place, na so i meet her while she dey return one on one i just nervously greeted her wich she immediately responded cum dey tel me abt the guy wey dey owe am, me stupidly no decode al dis while o cum dey folow am dey yarn the guy til we parted na then I get myself, and mumuishly na when i don reach home cum dey reason am for abt 30mins more na im I cum summon morale to go her mama shop go colet her numba.


Brethren as I reach their shop na so I cum see say she don close for dat day go house. Chai!


Chai! you see my life? na so i go take useles so? at 24 am stil a virgin o

Don't give up on your sef.... Set life goals for yourself and face the world like a daredevil.... If she is meant for you... You will have her on a platter of gold!

Always wear a smile

You sound like you think being a virgin at 24 is bad. Don't be a fool.

Saying "Am a ..." instead of saying "I'm a ..." or "I am a ...

shows you're a stack illiterate.

Your problem is grammar and not whatever it is you're ranting over here.

Whenever I see someone saying "Am a bla bla bla" etc, makes me realize the decadence in our country's prospects is getting more and more out of control, thanks to illiterates like you.

correct sentence should read : (I'm a) Naive Slow Mudarfvker

OR (I am a) Naive Slow Mudarfvker

eCONTROL:
Saying "Am a ..." instead of saying "I'm a ..." or "I am a ...

shows you're a stack illiterate.

Your problem is grammar and not whatever it is you're ranting over here.

Whenever I see someone saying "Am a bla bla bla" etc, makes me realize the decadence in our country's prospects is getting more and more out of control, thanks to illiterates like you.

correct sentence should read : (I'm a) Naive Slow Mudarfvker

OR (I am a) Naive Slow Mudarfvker

Over sabi no be gud thing o maybe i fit dey eloquent pass you sef.


Pls o the las time i checkd am nt typing an official letr to the queen and if u are the queen pls fvcck uff to poundland and leave us for here this is nairaland

eCONTROL:
Saying "Am a ..." instead of saying "I'm a ..." or "I am a ...

shows you're a stack illiterate.

Your problem is grammar and not whatever it is you're ranting over here.

Whenever I see someone saying "Am a bla bla bla" etc, makes me realize the decadence in our country's prospects is getting more and more out of control, thanks to illiterates like you.

correct sentence should read : (I'm a) Naive Slow Mudarfvker

OR (I am a) Naive Slow Mudarfvker

If you understand what he wrote, you shouldn't have correct him by calling him illiterate.

Even some of our glorify politicians are unlettered and their remarks and speeches are not written by them.but yet, they're regard as erudite ones.

Goodlyhrt:
Over sabi no be gud thing o maybe i fit dey eloquent pass you sef.


Pls o the las time i checkd am nt typing an official letr to the queen and if u are the queen pls fvcck uff to poundland and leave us for here this is nairaland

My son,

I speak bad English pass you but even inside the broken wey we all dey speak e still get some some kain thing wey you go talk wey go still sell you out say you be swegbe for real life, no be play o.

Biko, I use ekwensu beg you... no ever use 'Am a...' for sentence again for your life. This is your last warning.

and you did it again anyway.... see what you wrote just now

"the las time i checkd (am nt) typing an official letr to the queen

it should read : "the las time i checkd (I'm nt) typing an official letr to the queen

OR

"the las time i checkd (I am nt) typing an official letr to the queen