During those my crazy youthful days, I once had sex in an open hotel customer's lounge in a broad day light with few ppl around. Dey didn't notice what happened.

Details to come later.

When my scholarship money came through in 200l, I sent the larger chunk of it to a girl to pay her rent of #160k. I was living in a hostel less than 13k at the time.

My girl gave me head in a car while I was driving till I cum.

Rest easy girl..

I once had sex with my neighbours daughter in the bathroom while her father was taking his bath at d next one..I ave to cover her mouth from moaning during d intensity of it...but the man knew something was fishy,but just couldn't figure It out.he came out of d bathroom and waited for like 5 minutes outside to see who will come out..after waiting, he had no choice but to go inside

Saw a guy I was dating being followed closely by his ex. They both passed my house within seconds of each other. I knew something was up, so I ran out of the house to see what they were up to. I was barefoot & not fully clothed at the time, having just stepped out of the bath. On a normal day I don't set even a toe outside without shoes, let alone be seen outside without clothes. But I was angry & jealous, I didn't care. I ran up the street in all my jiggling glory
Love can make you do crazy things.

Lies from poor peasants. Let me be reading peasants lies. Poor people can lie well well

Was like 17 at the time. Waited until everyone slept then got dressed at like 1am and snuck out. My boyfriend at the time was waiting for me outside my house. Went out to the fella shrine to watch a show drank so much. Went back to his friends place, my boyfriend started vomiting and threw up everywhere. He dozed off, then his friend started coming on to me. Literally nearly beat up his friend. In the morning went home to find my grandma sitting outside of the house waiting for me. She gave me the beating of my life in front of all the neighbors in the compound Lool. Isolated myself for days. That’s just one of the crazy days I had as a teen.

i only came here to read lies as i masturbate with my engine oil

Just so everyone knows, 99% of the stories everyone is given here are fictions...

Obainoneandonly:
I once had sex with my neighbours daughter in the bathroom while her father was taking his bath at d next one..I ave to cover her mouth from moaning during d intensity of it...but the man knew something was fishy,but just couldn't figure It out.he came out of d bathroom and waited for like 5 minutes outside to see who will come out..after waiting, he had no choice but to go inside

Sabi boy you deserve some accolades

XhosaNostra:
Saw a guy I was dating being followed closely by his ex. They both passed my house within seconds of each other. I knew something was up, so I ran out of the house to see what they were up to. I was barefoot & not fully clothed at the time, having just stepped out of the bath. On a normal day I don't set even a toe outside without shoes, let alone be seen outside without clothes. But I was angry & jealous, I didn't care. I ran up the street in all my jiggling glory
Love can make you do crazy things.

I can only believe this if I see pictures.

els0nm0rali:


I can only believe this if I see pictures.

Then I'll have to have the ability to go back in time

I was having sex with my neighbor sister around evening time when she usually comes back from woken naxo I de knack the girl I no sabi say time don go naxo we de on top each other the woman just knock door omo come see I comport myself fast calm down come greet the woman good evening lol � come de reason if she go notice anything naxo I just jejely comot he take me three days before I ask the girl say hope her aunty no notice anything lol sh come say no omo I happy die cause the woman know my mama well cause she de respect am wella

XhosaNostra:


Then I'll have to have the ability to go back in time

Oh, not to worry dear. I have a time machine in my house. Wanna come check it out?

els0nm0rali:


Oh, not to worry dear. I have a time machine in my house. Wanna come check it out?

Some things are better left in the past where they belong. Tempting offer but I'll pass

XhosaNostra:


Some things are better left in the past where they belong. Tempting offer but I'll pass

Lol. What's tempting is a sneak peek at that event you described. But its okay. Most people are usually scared of my time machine. Maybe some other time, right?

els0nm0rali:


Lol. What's tempting is a sneak peek at that event you described. But its okay. Most people are usually scared of my time machine. Maybe some other time, right?

Is your time machine that big? I can't imagine what else could be scaring people away if not its size

Better luck next time

XhosaNostra:


Is your time machine that big? I can't imagine what else could be scaring people away if not its size

Better luck next time

Lol. I don't even know what you're talking about anymore.

els0nm0rali:


Lol. I don't even know what you're talking about anymore.

Neither do I.

XhosaNostra:


Neither do I.

Naughty naughty.

els0nm0rali:


Naughty naughty.

By nature

So what's your story on the topic at hand?

XhosaNostra:


By nature

So what's your story on the topic at hand?

Unfortunately nothing so dramatic as the rest of the commentators. I am not really impulsive like that. Blame my birth sign for that. Dependable Taurus

els0nm0rali:


Unfortunately nothing so dramatic as the rest of the commentators. I am not really impulsive like that. Blame my birth sign for that. Dependable Taurus

Lucky you

Impulsivity is certainly not an admirable or enviable trait. It can put you in really tight situations sometimes. I'm extremely impulsive so I know I've done some pretty embarrassing things in my lifetime because of it. Most I'd rather forget than reminisce about.

Hollup.

XhosaNostra:


Lucky you

Impulsivity is certainly not an admirable or enviable trait. It can put you in really tight situations sometimes. I'm extremely impulsive so I know I've done some pretty embarrassing things in my lifetime because of it. Most I'd rather forget than reminisce about.

Lol. I can imagine. Maybe I'll get to hear about some of the pretty embarrassing ones one day.

hollup.

UrbanExotica:
Lent him 53k and never got it back.

how is this romantic?

UrbanExotica:
Lent him 53k and never got it back.

Rule to babes: never give a huge amount of money to a guy who is not your husband. Ever!

samysmoothfresh:
i only came here to read lies as i masturbate with my engine oil

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Blood Of God!

els0nm0rali:


Lol. I can imagine. Maybe I'll get to hear about some of the pretty embarrassing ones one day.

It's nothing too out-of-the-ordinary lol. Just having occasional meltdowns over minor things. I have a hard time controlling myself sometimes, so I have these moments where I completely act like a clown